Have Mercy On My Soul!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Although I am unworthy as I am but unsaved trash, I humbly ask that take me into your fold and let me fellowship with you Godly people.

Two things lead me here to share in salvation:

A brief incarceration with the wonderful Dr Hovind (PHD!) How askew was my worldview and perception of science!

Rev. Jim Osborne and his convincing sermons! May the Lord bless this godly man as he spreads the Good News and thrusts it into the godless yoiung heathen tramps! Never have I seen such devotion to the lesser of the sexes!

YIC and God Bless!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I am but unsaved trash

You admit it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. You've come to the right place if you're interested in getting Saved(r). Please tell us about yourself.

How old are you? What sins have you been wallowing in? What part of America are you in?

We can only help you if you open your heart to Jesus and your bank account to our joo accountants.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. You've come to the right place if you're interested in getting Saved®. Please tell us about yourself.

How old are you? What sins have you been wallowing in? What part of America are you in?

We can only help you if you open your heart to Jesus and your bank account to our joo accountants.

Bless you for the warm welcome Pastor! Surely God has chosen you to lead and His light shines bright in all of your efforts. No man of the cloth has ever preached with the sincerity, love and compassion you exhibit in every one of your posts! Should Christians all over the world be so lucky to have a godly man like you at the pulpit! Praise Jesus!

I am 40 years old and a sinner. It is with self-loathing and revulsion that I admit my sins. Only my salvation in Jesus provides a path of hope and promise out of my depravity.

For many years and until recently, I was mired in the addiction to the filth of pornography on the Internets. It started with the usual gateway to "sexual" (can I say that word here?) immorality with pictures of woman in bikinis. As disgusting as my behavior was in deriving pleasure by viewing pictures of scantily clad filthy sluts, this was nothing. In the usual progression of any addiction, it was no time at all until I was regularly viewing images of women pleasing other women. Can you imagine the depths of perversion and sin? And I was... it's hard to phrase.... um, pleasing myself in my nether region?

I can only thank my savior Jesus Christ for atoning for my deplorable and disgusting sin. Christ led me to a simple solution to cleanse myself of such wicked perversion. I now only use the Internets and the Google at public PCs, such as the library. This way, the lack of privacy regulates my behavior and ensures that I don't backslide into what was my personal hell.

In my effort to repay my Savior for his sacrifice, I found myself in the back of a police car in Pensacola, FL. The day started simply enough. Private prayer in my motel room with our Lord asking him what I could possibly do in atonement and appreciation for my salvation. I heard two words loud and clear; "abortion" and "clinic". I knew immediately what God was asking me to do!

From scripture, I knew that I was not to harm or kill another human being and, without further instruction from Jesus, I was left to my resources as an inspired True Christian.

It was only a bundle of roadside flares and a Timex alarm clock taped together. I only wanted to scare the "doctor" into repentance and stop the murder of the innocent. But secular law prevailed and I was arrested and convicted on a variety of nonsensical laws that should not apply to those doing God's work.

But the Lord works in mysterious ways! I was sentenced to serve time at the same facility as the Godly brother Kent Hovind, Phd. I knew nothing of this creation scientist at the time. But one day during noon mess, a timid and quite reserved man asked me "How old do you think the earth is?".

This was the beginning of a wonderful fellowship with Dr. Hovind, Phd. So brainwashed had I been! And another sin was soon revealed. I had been studying, can you believe it, the NSV bible. Only when Brother Hovind introduced me to the 1611 KJV, was the clarity and easy read of God's True Word so obviously apparent. We held hands in the exercise yard as the flames consumed the heretical book I had so mistakenly placed my trust in.

On Kent's advice, I moved to Paluxy, TX upon my release to be near the Godly men proving to the world that man and dinosaurs co-existed peacefully as recently as a couple thousand years ago (and may still today). Can you imagine the early morning walks in the Paluxy riverbeds, man and Tyrannosaurus Rex, side by side? Strolling God's earth, the man quoting scripture to soothe what would appear to be a ferocious beast? It's I time I only wish I could experience myself.

Anyway, I've rambled and don't want to use up too much of Christ's precious bandwidth. Thank you again for the warm welcome and I look forward to our fellowship!

Peace in Christ,

Stanley Bush

P.S. No, sadly there is no relation to the man of God that protected this great God-fearing country from the Mooslims so diligently. I only wish he were still in office following the Lord's guidance on international policy...

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Bless you for the warm welcome Pastor! Surely God has chosen you to lead and His light shines bright in all of your efforts. No man of the cloth has ever preached with the sincerity, love and compassion you exhibit in every one of your posts! Should Christians all over the world be so lucky to have a godly man like you at the pulpit! Praise Jesus!

I am 40 years old and a sinner. It is with self-loathing and revulsion that I admit my sins. Only my salvation in Jesus provides a path of hope and promise out of my depravity.

For many years and until recently, I was mired in the addiction to the filth of pornography on the Internets. It started with the usual gateway to "sexual" (can I say that word here?) immorality with pictures of woman in bikinis. As disgusting as my behavior was in deriving pleasure by viewing pictures of scantily clad filthy sluts, this was nothing. In the usual progression of any addiction, it was no time at all until I was regularly viewing images of women pleasing other women. Can you imagine the depths of perversion and sin? And I was... it's hard to phrase.... um, pleasing myself in my nether region?

I can only thank my savior Jesus Christ for atoning for my deplorable and disgusting sin. Christ led me to a simple solution to cleanse myself of such wicked perversion. I now only use the Internets and the Google at public PCs, such as the library. This way, the lack of privacy regulates my behavior and ensures that I don't backslide into what was my personal hell.

In my effort to repay my Savior for his sacrifice, I found myself in the back of a police car in Pensacola, FL. The day started simply enough. Private prayer in my motel room with our Lord asking him what I could possibly do in atonement and appreciation for my salvation. I heard two words loud and clear; "abortion" and "clinic". I knew immediately what God was asking me to do!

From scripture, I knew that I was not to harm or kill another human being and, without further instruction from Jesus, I was left to my resources as an inspired True Christian.

It was only a bundle of roadside flares and a Timex alarm clock taped together. I only wanted to scare the "doctor" into repentance and stop the murder of the innocent. But secular law prevailed and I was arrested and convicted on a variety of nonsensical laws that should not apply to those doing God's work.

But the Lord works in mysterious ways! I was sentenced to serve time at the same facility as the Godly brother Kent Hovind, Phd. I knew nothing of this creation scientist at the time. But one day during noon mess, a timid and quite reserved man asked me "How old do you think the earth is?".

This was the beginning of a wonderful fellowship with Dr. Hovind, Phd. So brainwashed had I been! And another sin was soon revealed. I had been studying, can you believe it, the NSV bible. Only when Brother Hovind introduced me to the 1611 KJV, was the clarity and easy read of God's True Word so obviously apparent. We held hands in the exercise yard as the flames consumed the heretical book I had so mistakenly placed my trust in.

On Kent's advice, I moved to Paluxy, TX upon my release to be near the Godly men proving to the world that man and dinosaurs co-existed peacefully as recently as a couple thousand years ago (and may still today). Can you imagine the early morning walks in the Paluxy riverbeds, man and Tyrannosaurus Rex, side by side? Strolling God's earth, the man quoting scripture to soothe what would appear to be a ferocious beast? It's I time I only wish I could experience myself.

Anyway, I've rambled and don't want to use up too much of Christ's precious bandwidth. Thank you again for the warm welcome and I look forward to our fellowship!

Peace in Christ,

Stanley Bush

P.S. No, sadly there is no relation to the man of God that protected this great God-fearing country from the Mooslims so diligently. I only wish he were still in office following the Lord's guidance on international policy...

I KNOW THAT you have been with the forum for awhile now but we have never met so I figured I would stop by and see who this new boy in town was...Helllo and welcome friend.
I see we share an interest in a bit of civil demonstration, mine continuing, yours in the past? Your charges were they federal, felony or any other reason you might get into trouble with the law if you were to be''in the company'' of someone with a record? Being an old hand at those protests I usually have things covered where I am never charged with more than a misdameanor. A week or so ago in Alabama I was picketing a clinic where a doctor was hit with a ''balloon'' of animal effluent. Even though the Doctor picked me out as the person that threw it my lawyer was able to prove that the doctor could not, with 100% certainty,that it was me. The boy is one good lawyer, works for free for a group of ''his frequent fliers'' as he calls us. In court he suddenly grabbed the docs glasses right off his face, covered the lens with old watery pig waste and demanded the doc put the glasses back on and then try to pick out the guilty party again. Well this doctor was yelling and screaming about not putting those ''filthy things'' back on his face!Anyway he got the worse charges dropped and I was found guilty of protesting without a permit.$250 and 2 days time served..yep, I am batting 1000 with this guy, he is good! 3 years of regular protesting and nrver more than a $500 fine (California, go figure).

Well enough of the trips down memory lane I am afraid I have to go now...see you round the water cooler.

[Once was lost]

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Welcome.