Hello everyone new member here!!

[manofgod70]

Hi everyone my name is Joe. I love God and Jesus. Let me explain my profile picture, when I think of angles I do not think of them as nice creatures, but of fierce looking creatures who fight evil and look this way to intimidate evil. Anyway I look forward to learning more about God here and maybe even throw in some ideas of my own.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello everyone new member here!!

Hello and welcome to GOD's favorite church!

Please take some time to read through our forum. Look at "GOD's Greatest Hits" in my signature to quickly browse for some of our best articles covering most our most commonly asked questions.

Please tell us what church you attend. What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married, and how many soldiers for CHRIST has this blessed union wrought?

[Felicity]

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@manofgod70 Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi everyone my name is Joe. I love God and Jesus. Let me explain my profile picture, when I think of angles I do not think of them as nice creatures, but of fierce looking creatures who fight evil and look this way to intimidate evil. Anyway I look forward to learning more about God here and maybe even throw in some ideas of my own.

You're one of those "furry" perverts, aren't you.

[James Hutchins]

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What are you, a 'Stevie Nicks Wanna be'?

[manofgod70]

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No I don't believe that I am a "furry pervert"??? but Stevie Nicks music isn't that bad

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello everyone new member here!!

I think of angles

Do you make bicycles?

[manofgod70]

Re: Hello everyone new member here!!

no, do u?

[Nobar King]

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So, what kind of angles do you think about?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Perhaps the acute angles on the end of Satan's pitchfork?

It does us all good to consider those from time to time.

[manofgod70]

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haha yeah i spelled angel wrong. my bad lol

[Nobar King]

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You think that's funny? How do you expect people to understand you if you write like a retarded?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello everyone new member here!!

Hi everyone my name is Joe. I love God and Jesus. Let me explain my profile picture, when I think of angles I do not think of them as nice creatures, but of fierce looking creatures who fight evil and look this way to intimidate evil. Anyway I look forward to learning more about God here and maybe even throw in some ideas of my own.

Congratulations on your new member. Did the surgery hurt?

Were you born female and choose to make yourself into an abomination, or were you damaged in an accident of some sort?

I'm glad you don't think of angels as sweet little cherubs. That is an anti-Biblical stance rooted only in popular culture. Angels are, in fact, terrifying creatures with four faces. The Bible says so.

Humans, of course, do not become angels when they die.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Humans, of course, do not become angels when they die.

Praise God! What could be more terrifying?