[OldChristianMan]

Re: Salutations to My Interweb Brothers and Sisters in Christ

Well sir, your inability to read an entire thread before making a comment is truly a worry to me! As I said, I grovel before the Lord every day for forgiveness, and remind my sons every time I see them of the shame they brought on my family for having been born bastards. I know I'm a True Christian though, and have been for over 50 years! How about you sir? How long have you been a True Christian?

[Nobar King]

Re: Salutations to My Interweb Brothers and Sisters in Christ

Wow, that's a sad story. I had assumed that maybe she was your second or third wife.

[OldChristianMan]

Re: Salutations to My Interweb Brothers and Sisters in Christ

Yes, my shame is greater than Noah's over Ham's perverse act of voyeurism! I know my reward in heaven will not be as great as those who have sinned less, I'm sure my mansion will have a few less rooms and fewer servants than most True Christians, but I'm sure I'll still be living in the great Gated Community in the Sky along with all my fellow True Christians.