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Salutations to My Interweb Brothers and Sisters in Christ
I'm new to this interweb thing so please bear with me! My punk of a grandson got me hooked up on the AOL and now I'm on the internets, so I wanted to check out a place where True Christians went to discuss the important stuff, and I went to the Google and searched for "True Christian". After getting hijacked to a site full of vile filth, I eventually found my way here and thought I'd just put my two cents in (wheat pennies from when I was a boy in case you were wondering!) and see about meeting some other True Christians. I don't like any of them scalawaggin' atheists, or them dastardly Catholics, or them darn Islamofascists that good Christian boy Glenn Beck always talks about on the news though, so if you are one of them, you better WATCH OUT! Anyway, I'm here, pleased to meet you all. Could somebody tell me where the bathroom is?
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"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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You a big fan of the ungodly magic underwearing Beck huh? How many wives have you got?sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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@ aim for heaven - What!?! Beck is a Mormon!?? I had no idea! I'm gonna have to stick to Savage from now on I guess! Thank you brother!
@ Nobar - My name is Horatio MacJones, pleased to meet ya!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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Well feller what church do you attend now?
Are they snake handlers there? How about you, ever grab a rattler for God?sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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I attend Cavalry Chapel. It's as close as we have to Landover Baptist here where I live, and no sir, we don't do none of that snake handling stuff here, not anymore anyway!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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Are you married?
how many sons you raise? What are their ages?
What is your favorite gun? which gun you got on you now?sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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- Are you married?
Yes sir! Been married to miss Anna MacJones (nee MacCallister) for 59 years now! Praise the Lord! And yes sir, I'm Irish!
- how many sons you raise? What are their ages?
I have five sons and no daughters, thank Jesus! my sons are Matthew (59), Mark (58), Luke (57), John (56), Paul (55), and Peter (54) and have given me over 32 grandkids between them, Glory!
- What is your favorite gun? which gun you got on you now?
Favorite Gun is my trusty M1911 Smith and Wesson .45 that my daddy gave me back in 1959 (for my wedding). He got it when he was in the army back during the WWII and used it to kill Nazis. I carry it on me at all times, you betcha!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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Oh Glory! I made a mistake there! I meant I've been married for 51 years!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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If you have only been married for 51 years, then how are your sons so old?Originally posted by OldChristianMan View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Well sir, my wife and I were living in sin for a long time before my daddy set me straight with the Lord and we had us our sons out of wedlock. I've always been ashamed of them because of that, and never let them forget it, but I know the Lord will forgive me my wicked ways since I came back to Him and begged his forgiveness. I owe it all to my daddy though, he beat my wicked ways out of me on my 28th birthday and me and Anna got married that same day!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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That's a lot of bastards!Originally posted by OldChristianMan View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Yes sir, I regret not coming to the Lord sooner. Like I said, I make sure and remind them every time I see them so they don't forget to Praise His Name and Beg Forgiveness for being born bastards!"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! - Ma Ferguson"
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Welcome to our friendly forum! I like you already.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
This is truly a worry. I hope none of your sons was born out of wedlock!
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