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  • dolphin
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 19

    #1

    howdy

    Just a small introduction as I was directed to by mrs p...thanks for the pointer.

    Well im 18 and from the uk, as you can see my user name is dolphin as I believe they are very spiritual creatures, so graceful, so strong yet delicate, so attractive.
    I have practiced religion for as long as I remember but never before in a web forum, most of my friends are tangible people.
    I have already met one friend on here, I hope to meet many more, and not get the bums rush.

    peace

    dolph



    (is that ok mrs p?)
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: howdy

    I am disturbed to learn that you find dolphins "attractive", although not exactly surprised after reading your other posts. I hope that you give up Satanism and come to Jesus before it is too late.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Dantro
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 25

      #3
      Re: howdy

      Bums rash, hope that isn't a gay reference there Dolphin, or are you meaning the south devon slang smacked bums rash?

      this is what happens when you get smacked by the twat stick, which used to happen to me on many an occasion for not going to worship at stonehenge

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: howdy

        Originally posted by dolphin View Post
        I believe they are very spiritual creatures, so graceful, so strong yet delicate, so attractive.
        I suppose you believe that dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons'?
        What kind of evidence do you have that dolphins are spiritual creatures?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: howdy

          If dolphins are so smart, why can't they cook themselves and get inside my sandwich?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Phebe Carlyle
            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 2604

            #6
            Re: howdy

            Originally posted by dolphin View Post
            Just a small introduction as I was directed to by mrs p...thanks for the pointer.

            Well im 18 and from the uk, as you can see my user name is dolphin as I believe they are very spiritual creatures, so graceful, so strong yet delicate, so attractive.
            I have practiced religion for as long as I remember but never before in a web forum, most of my friends are tangible people.
            I have already met one friend on here, I hope to meet many more, and not get the bums rush.

            peace

            dolph



            (is that ok mrs p?)
            Hmm...

            Well I too worry about your "attraction" as to Dolphins as they are known fornicators and bestiality is against God and most certainly an abomination.


            Leviticus 18:22-30

            "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is
            abomination.

            Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile
            thyself therewith:
            neither shall any woman stand before a
            beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

            Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the
            nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the
            land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof
            upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.

            Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and
            shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of
            your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:
            (For all these abominations have the men of the land done,
            which were before you, and the land is defiled That the
            land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued
            out the nations that were before you. For whosoever shall
            commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit
            them shall be cut off from among their people.

            Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of
            these abominable customs, which were committed before you,
            and that ye defile not yourselves therein:

            I am the LORD, your God.
            "


            What religion do you claim to have been practicing which allows this attraction? Animism perhaps?

            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • dolphin
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 19

              #7
              Re: howdy

              well as you read the articleyou have the answer...
              "The neuroanatomy suggests psychological continuity between humans and dolphins and has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions"

              So we have found a level of continunity with these amazing creatures.
              What do you have against dolphins??? Can you justify your argument?

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: howdy

                Don't try to confuse me with your technobabble.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Dantro
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 25

                  #9
                  Re: howdy

                  I remember Dolphin as a child playing bash the bishop with my mother and father and have so much fun but the other day some children I seen the other day playing some electrical contraption and got speaking to them about bashing the bishop and they hadn't heard of it!!

                  can you remember bashing the bishop as a kid?

                  Chin Chin keep your cock up

                  Dan

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                  • dolphin
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: howdy

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Don't try to confuse me with your technobabble.
                    Nobar you quoted the article yourself, so am I to take it you didnt understand the paper????? Were just looking to upstage and belittle a new member?
                    If so thats not very christian of you

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                    • Dantro
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 25

                      #11
                      Re: howdy

                      dolphin you are a complete dick, I cut all ties with you as you have got me into trouble for talking useless dribble, i'm here to learn about the lord you nigra loving homo fish fucker

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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #12
                        Re: howdy

                        Originally posted by Dantro View Post
                        dolphin you are a complete ****, I cut all ties with you as you have got me into trouble for talking useless dribble, i'm here to learn about the lord you nigra loving homo fish piffleer
                        Please refrain from using profanity, it's offensive and unfair. Poor Felicity is young and should not have to read your garbage.
                        6
                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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