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  • Soepgroente
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 4

    #1

    On a personal journey

    Hello, I'm new here.

    My main motives for signing up here is curiosity, I think.
    I am dutch and an atheist (for now) but I'd like to keep an open mind.

    That's why I signed up here, mainly to converse and discuss ideas.
    Who knows, you may even turn me christian.

    I have already gotten an infranction with my first post, but I do not know what I'm doing wrong, so I kindly ask you to just say it and I will gladly change unacceptle text in my posts.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: On a personal journey

    Welcome, friend, it's not your fault that your parents are atheists and communists and have raised you, even sheltered you, from the truth of the one True Religion. They have obviously hidden from you the history which is contained in the Bible, and as a consequence, you were denied the proper moral path to follow and are mistakenly thinking that you're following "your own path", when in fact it is Satan who is leading you down a path of drugs, alcohol, and techno with no option for redemption.

    That is obviously why you have joined this forum. The power of Jesus has called you here to learn the truth about your true self and what it really means to be a 'spiritual' person. It means that you must believe in the Holy Spirit! Amen!

    Best of luck to you.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Once was lost
      ...but now is found.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2009
      • 490

      #3
      Re: On a personal journey

      Very well said Nobar, a quick truthful assessment of this person so that he may learn.

      Soepgroente,you will be wise to listen to this elder and let him guide you.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: On a personal journey

        Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
        Hello, I'm new here.

        My main motives for signing up here is curiosity, I think.
        I am dutch and an atheist (for now) but I'd like to keep an open mind.

        That's why I signed up here, mainly to converse and discuss ideas.
        Who knows, you may even turn me christian.

        I have already gotten an infranction with my first post, but I do not know what I'm doing wrong, so I kindly ask you to just say it and I will gladly change unacceptle text in my posts.
        Dear SoapGrunt;

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: On a personal journey

          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          Hello, I'm new here.
          Yes. We know.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          My main motives for signing up here is curiosity, I think.
          Curiosity is a sign that you haven't fully accepted the teachings of the KJV 1611. If you accepted the Word of God as truth, you wouldn't need to go learning stuff off the internet.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          I am dutch and an atheist
          "Dutch atheist" is redundant.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          but I'd like to keep an open mind.
          The only things you should keep open are your Bible, and your heart for Jesus.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          That's why I signed up here, mainly to converse and discuss ideas.
          Well you'd better start praising Jesus soon, or you're liable to get banned. If you get banned from Landover, it's pretty much for sure that you're hellbound.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          Who knows, you may even turn me christian.
          I hope so, for your sake. All we need is another bag of bones fueling the fires of Hell for all eternity.

          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          I have already gotten an infranction with my first post, but I do not know what I'm doing wrong,
          Expressing your opinion, no doubt. Look, if you don't believe Jesus died on the cross for your sins and rose from the dead, nobody wants to hear it.
          Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
          so I kindly ask you to just say it and I will gladly change unacceptle text in my posts.
          Let me tell you up front: change all your text to praising Jesus and you might have a chance here.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • David Ben Ahzea
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 53

            #6
            Re: On a personal journey

            Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
            Hello, I'm new here.

            My main motives for signing up here is curiosity, I think.
            I am dutch and an atheist (for now) but I'd like to keep an open mind.
            An open mind is what Jesus does NOT want you to have. Receive Him into your life, and close your mind to everything but His forgiveness for being dutch.

            That's why I signed up here, mainly to converse and discuss ideas.
            Who knows, you may even turn me christian.
            This is NOT a discussion forum. Its members are united in their earnest desire to be Saved ™ if they are not already. You may converse concerning Salvation, the KJV1611 and firearms. If you are a woman, you may converse with others of the same regarding pies, children and modest apparel, but not at length.

            I have already gotten an infranction with my first post, but I do not know what I'm doing wrong, so I kindly ask you to just say it and I will gladly change unacceptle text in my posts.
            As you are dutch, the infraction* was probably for peddling dope. There is none of that Godless European nonsense here. We get "high" on the love of Jesus ™ and the knowledge that our tithes support the finest pastors in God's own country. If you earnestly desire to be free of the scourge of drug use, you may mail your stash to the Isle of Sodd, which is in need of bedding for its chicken farm.

            * or did you mean "infection"? From your Satanic dutch same-sex relations, no doubt.

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #7
              Re: On a personal journey

              Originally posted by David Ben Ahzea View Post
              As you are dutch, the infraction* was probably for peddling dope. There is none of that Godless European nonsense here. We get "high" on the love of Jesus ™
              Oh .... so those koala and mango pies I lovingly made for Daddy with the freshly grown five fingered herbs ......

              Proverbs 15:17 (King James Version)
              17 Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

              Now I really am concerned.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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