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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #16
    Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    While your manner of dress is rather immodest (exposed shoulders, etc.), there is much Truth™ in your video postings. I'm sure that you are one of the few women of virtue true in that den of vice and sodomy, so your Christian discernment as it pertains to manner of dress is probably acceptable in a relative sense, albeit skewed by the whoredoms that surround you.

    Still, if you ever decide to move to the Heartland, you will need to adjust your standards. I think one of these would be very befitting for a Christian Lady such as yourself:



    I just point this out to you so that you may glorify Him with an even more steadfast heart.

    Hebrews 12:5-7
    And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
    For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
    If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?

    You are obviously well set upon the narrow path that will lead us to Heaven. Your words and deeds are pleasing unto the LORD, as is the sweet savour of burning ram fat.

    My family will watch and discuss several of your videos during our after-dinner devotional this evening. Thank you for the good work you are doing in His Name.

    YIC
    With Respect of course to you Brother Jedediah at ALL times, I must say that for these youngins to get the message of God across to their peers, they do have to dress in a less than appropriate manner than what we are used to. Gosh, even I have to show some arm and shoulder at times, even when away from my baking.

    Considering the "hip" clothes that most of the youngsters usually adorn, Sister Pamela is, IMO, crossing (tastefully) the bringing sinners into The Lord boundaries as best she can.
    Her T-shirt lends and is near the color of that frock to the left and also of the flowers on the other to the extreme right after all.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #17
      Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

      Welcome Sister Pamela. After watching a few of your videos I have determined that my wife Ethel has a great deal to learn from you, so, tentatively, I have decided to allow her to watch videos on your YouTube page, and she is to write an essay about what she learned on the subjects of obedience, faithfulness, femininity, and personal hygiene. She is eager to get started, and sends you her love.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #18
        Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
        Gosh Sister Sister Pamela,

        It appears that many of our Brothers here would truly enjoy an intercourse with you.

        YIC,

        Mrs.P.Wintersnow
        Bless you Sister Wintersnow!

        Like a balloon, I am so charged with the Holy Spirit, I feel like I may burst. I only seek to spread the Good News before I waste the salvation that I could instead discharge to others in need.

        Were you not already a righteous Christian woman, I would share with you. You clearly have no need as the absolute role model of any Christian woman.

        But you know I love you in Christ and treasure your friendship!

        Praise Jesus Christ!
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

        sigpic

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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608

          #19
          Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

          What a delight to see a young woman who's not only committed to Jesus but argues the case so well! I hope you'll keep posting those wonderful videos and spitting in Satan's eye!

          "If God isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?" What a wonderful thing. May I have your permission to use that as my sig?
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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          • Sister Pamela Thompson
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 150

            #20
            Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

            Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
            "If God isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?" What a wonderful thing. May I have your permission to use that as my sig?
            Yes! Go right ahead! As long as what you use it for brings glory to the Kingdom of God, any Christian may feel free to use anything I say or own in whatever way they see fit.

            I am so happy I found this safe haven here on the internet. It truly is a blessing to be able to fellowship with other like-minded believers!
            2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #21
              Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

              Originally posted by Sister Pamela Thompson View Post
              Yes! Go right ahead! As long as what you use it for brings glory to the Kingdom of God, any Christian may feel free to use anything I say or own in whatever way they see fit.

              I am so happy I found this safe haven here on the internet. It truly is a blessing to be able to fellowship with other like-minded believers!
              Thank you, Sister Pamela!
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #22
                Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                Many welcomes, Miss Pam.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #23
                  Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                  Ahoy there.
                  It saddens me to see one as young as yourself striding out so purposefully down the wrong path, but your youth gives me hope that you can still find the truth before you have wasted too much of your life.
                  The path you are on at the moment is a not the TRUE path, it is one laid many years ago by the people, yes people not God, who wrote your bible, its foundations are made of lies and deceit. Without foundations of truth and an understanding of the true nature of our God the path cannot lead you to a happy life and the signposts along the way that point Heaven are leading you in the wrong direction. Your path has others that lead of it with signs that point to Hell of burning lakes of fire, these are also misleading as no such place exists.
                  The people that laid your path also tried to replace the signs pointing to the true path in the hope that people would not discover the truth.
                  Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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                  • Sister Pamela Thompson
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 150

                    #24
                    Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Let me show you the true path, the one laid with foundations of TRUTH, a path that will help you discover the TRUE nature of Our Lord and Creator, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
                    Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.
                    2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #25
                      Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                      Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
                      Anyone who worships this flying spaghetti monster, or any other "god" other than the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as outlined in the Bible is surely a pagan.
                      Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.
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                      • Aaron Cyril
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 67

                        #26
                        Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                        Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation

                        What happened to the "fast bus" ? did it get an accident ?
                        Or did they forget to take him along ?
                        Anyone rejecting Christ should be damned asap.
                        What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #27
                          Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                          Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                          Jo Freddie is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation
                          Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent, so I will spend the afterlife with The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, enjoying The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.
                          The is NO HELL in the sense that you understand it.
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                          True Pastafarian™

                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                          Loose Canon Fan Page
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                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #28
                            Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Anyone who worships any God Other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely wasting a lot of time and effort on a mythical being, and causing themselves a lot of needless worry over the possibility that they have not done it perfectly and are in danger of eternal damnation in that sulphurous lake of fire that the followers of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seem so fond of.
                            According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?
                            Drama queen

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #29
                              Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              According to everything you've put on this site, it doesn't matter whether we worship your god or not as he will judge us on our "works". So why waste the effort?
                              If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.

                              So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.
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                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                              Loose Canon Fan Page
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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
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                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #30
                                Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                If you know about Him and Reject Him you will have to wait table for a period until you accept your Mistake, during which time you will only get to savour the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory during your off hours. But if you continue to give people a hard time, say for their sexuality, which is of no concern of yours, your experience of Heaven may not be so nice.

                                So I am trying to help you enjoy this live, and have a much better afterlife.
                                So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.

                                You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.

                                Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.
                                Drama queen

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