[Didymus Much]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

I used to live in a stripper factory. We called it "Quebec". It's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it Heaven.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

So I worship Jesus all my life, I get to judgement, meet Jesus and get summoned to heaven. Or I meet your whatever, go oops, my bad, and get in because I've accepted that I screwed up.

You worship the thing, get to judgement and meet your monster you get your perverted fantasy of a heaven or you meet Jesus, go oops, my bad and get eternal torment in hell.

Which horse sounds like the smart one to bet on? Anyway, I've waited tables before, if you liebrals are too much of jerks to me, I just roll my eyes and spit in your food.

So you are going to follow that path because you think it is the safest bet, not because you believe.
I take the path I do because I KNOW it to be the TRUE path.
With your church's attitudes to certain sections of society, following it teaches could very well make being able to show you have lead a live of good intent may not be so easy, so you may have to work up to waiting on those who enjoy Heaven in all its glory.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

Not going to happen, I am a Good Pastafarian, I do my best to live my life with good intent.

Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?

For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

God has prepared a fire on which He will roast your meatballs. Or He would if you had any.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

Have you heard the expression "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions", Josephine?

Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

Who is this Josephine you are fixated with?
The is no Hell as you understand it, I do keep trying to tell you but you continue to act like the drunken Stripper.

Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.

But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

But I see that you'd rather I not refer to your secret shame any more. Very well. I've said my piece on that and I'll try to restrain myself in future. Please do think on my advice though. I'll remember you to Jesus in my prayers.

I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!

But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

Even a drunken stripper, though she may be immodest, may seek Jesus. Like the woman in Luke 7 who washed Jesus's feet with her tears.

You can find out about the drunken stripper here

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

I have no secret shame. It's my world that I want to take a little pride in, My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in. Life's not worth a damn, 'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am." I am what I am, I don't want praise, I don't want pity. I bang my own drum, Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty. And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle, Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle? Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud I am what I am!

But I am not anything like the fantasy you have going on in you head, the way your mind seems to work, stuck in a fantasy existence it is no wonder you can not understand who or what The One True God is, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages.

Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.

I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

Unlike most of the unrepentant scum who post here, Jo Freddie, I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you. While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.

I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.

I will.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My brothers and sisters in Christ...

I detect a faint hint of Godliness in you.

You are starting to be subconsciously aware of his Noodly Appendages.

While you spit in Jesus's eye, yet you don't seem ill-disposed to those of us who love Him.

Because I know that it is not your fault you have not discovered the truth yet, but I hope, that with my help, in time you will come to accept The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
I feel your shame, but you are not to blame.

I will take no pleasure in seeing you burn in Hell.

Don't worry, as I keep pointing out no-one will burn in Hell