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  • Nikitn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 3
    #1

    Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

    I'm doing a paper on military tactics with my group. I need to get some answers for a specific subject when it comes to insurgencies.

    1). With a group of 5 lightly armed insurgents, what is the best way to ambush an enemy patrol in an urban environment? Specifically, if the patrol is using American infantry tactics?

    2). With an AK, whats the best place to shoot at a Humvee to make it stop?

    3). With an anti-tank weapon (perhaps even an RPG7), whats the best place to hit an Abrams M1A2 tank?

    I heard this is reliable religious fanatic forum! I need some help, PLEASE!!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

      That was not an introduction.

      Please tell us about yourself, your church, and you personal relationship with Jesus.

      I'd also like to know your professor's name soI can verify this "paper" you're writing.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337
          #3
          Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

          Originally posted by Nikitn View Post
          1). With a group of 5 lightly armed insurgents, what is the best way to ambush an enemy patrol in an urban environment? Specifically, if the patrol is using American infantry tactics?
          Spread your own squad out in a line on one side of the road, so you don't shoot eachother. Make sure you are 30' apart so you can't be taken out with the same grenade. Wait for the enemy to advance far enough so that the end of their formation is within your range. Open fire at the same time.
          Originally posted by Nikitn View Post
          2). With an AK, whats the best place to shoot at a Humvee to make it stop?
          The driver.
          Originally posted by Nikitn View Post
          3). With an anti-tank weapon (perhaps even an RPG7), whats the best place to hit an Abrams M1A2 tank?
          In the personell compartment.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Nikitn
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

              I love God, he is my master. I respect him and give him 5 prayers a day. It is very important showering him with glory, by praying for him.

              Unfortunately, my mentor is dead (But he took a few of the ungodly swines with him), and thus I am completing this assignment he gave me to honour him and his memory.

              I try to give the most utmost respect to the prophet Jesus as much as I can. Glory to God!

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                  Oh, so now you're doing a paper? Not actually going to Iraq.

                  Drama queen

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                      Originally posted by Nikitn View Post
                      I love God, he is my master. I respect him and give him 5 prayers a day. It is very important showering him with glory, by praying for him.

                      Unfortunately, my mentor is dead (But he took a few of the ungodly swines with him), and thus I am completing this assignment he gave me to honour him and his memory.

                      I try to give the most utmost respect to the prophet Jesus as much as I can. Glory to God!
                      In other words, you're a filthy islamofacist who hates our freedom.

                      I have already reported you to the FBI and the DOF. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Nikitn
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 3
                          #7
                          Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                          ALLAH AKBAR!!! DEAD OVER THE AMERICAN INFIDELS!§!!!!

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951
                              #8
                              Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                              Originally posted by Nikitn View Post
                              ALLAH AKBAR!!! DEAD OVER THE AMERICAN INFIDELS!§!!!!
                              Ahh. The "real you" comes out now, doesn't it Akmar bin Laden?
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                                  I still say that you should shoot first and ask questions, later.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22373
                                      #10
                                      Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                      I still say that you should shoot first and ask questions, later.
                                      Why ask questions?
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Pray for me, as I am going to Iraq.

                                          It's just a formality. The answer doesn't matter much if they're dead.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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