[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.

Because we cannot say something is bad until we read it. When I heard about Twilight, I read it, and was able to conclude it was a huge pile of trash. If I had not read it, I would be in no position to say it is the worst thing that ever happened to literature. If I claimed such things without my own experience, I would be just blurting out what I heard from others.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

But since you insist...

Matthew 12:40

"For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly: so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the Earth."

Numbers 16:32-33

"And THE EARTH OPENED HER MOUTH, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods. They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the Earth closed upon them."

...how's that?

Jesus was buried, as is customary to do with dead bodies, for 3 days and 3 nights.

As for the passage you quoted from Numbers, God did not send their houses and other possessions into "hell." The earth opened up and swallowed everything, causing the people to die and their memory to be wiped from the face of the earth (except for what the Bible tells us about them). Their souls were sent to hell.

When a person dies, the physical body stays here in this physical world. The soul never dies. It will either spend eternity with God in heaven, or burn forever in the lake of fire with Satan.

Where will your soul spend eternity, atheist?

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

But since you insist...

Matthew 12:40

"For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly: so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the Earth."

Numbers 16:32-33

"And THE EARTH OPENED HER MOUTH, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods. They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the Earth closed upon them."

...how's that?

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

And you shouldn't believe everything that is written. We all know 'the cake is a lie'. Why do we know this? Because it was written. But as we are later able to confirm, the cake was, in fact, not a lie.

Now you're just speaking gibberish.

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

You should read the Bible in its entirety before you make claims about what it says.

Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Matthew 13:50 "And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Mark 9:43-44 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."

Revelation 14:10 "The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:"

Revelation 20:14-15 "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



I have yet to read a passage in the Bible that says Hell is under the earth.

Fine, even so, a microwave is not an oven. It is not a 'furnace of fire'. It does not use fire at all. So my answer remains valid. And you shouldn't believe everything that is written. We all know 'the cake is a lie'. Why do we know this? Because it was written. But as we are later able to confirm, the cake was, in fact, not a lie.

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

She is a self professed atheist, Sister Believer in God.

Who writes in wax or drunken fowl.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Brasillian Wax is not Brasillian language. Portuguese is a language, not drunken fowl. Tell me, why do you claim to write in yankee? Why don't you use a propper language?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

Hell, as the Bible teaches, is located below the surface of the Earth. Its heat comes from the magma that exists below the Earth's crust. The heat comes from geothermical energy.

You should read the Bible in its entirety before you make claims about what it says.

Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Matthew 13:50 "And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Mark 9:43-44 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."

Revelation 14:10 "The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:"

Revelation 20:14-15 "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



I have yet to read a passage in the Bible that says Hell is under the earth.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

What did this poor woman do to incur such wrath?

She is a self professed atheist, Sister Believer in God.

Who writes in wax or drunken fowl.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

When you say things like that, it is no different than if you spit in Jesus' eye.

Hmmm, I don't understand why you say that. There are 2 possibilities: either you are in fact an atheist like myself that is assuming a satyrical role, as everyone knows, and find my explanation poor and misleading (if this is the case, I'm sorry, I kept it simple and didn't worry much about the scientific details. I might even have said something wrong, but since I assumed I was talking to an ignorant Bible worshipper, I didn't worry much about getting my facts completely straight.) and criticized me in a discrete way, so that you wouldn't ruin your cover, or you are simply an ignorant Christian who dismisses anything scientific as an offense to Jesus. I am somewhat more inclined to the first, though.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

What did this poor woman do to incur such wrath?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

I am sorry, once again, you are wrong. This time, about Hell being a microwave. Well, you see, Hell, as the Bible teaches, is located below the surface of the Earth. Its heat comes from the magma that exists below the Earth's crust. The heat comes from geothermical energy. On the other hand, a microwave does not generate heat. A microwave uses electromagnetic waves to cause movement of the particles that the food is made of. The energy caused by that particle movement is what warms up the food you put inside the microwave. So as you can see, Hell does not have a microwave.

When you say things like that, it is no different than if you spit in Jesus' eye.

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

Yap, yap yappity yap. I extended a hand in Christ and all I get is doubletalk.

Enjoy the perpetual microwave of Hell!

I am sorry, once again, you are wrong. This time, about Hell being a microwave. Well, you see, Hell, as the Bible teaches, is located below the surface of the Earth. Its heat comes from the magma that exists below the Earth's crust. The heat comes from geothermical energy. On the other hand, a microwave does not generate heat. A microwave uses electromagnetic waves to cause movement of the particles that the food is made of. The energy caused by that particle movement is what warms up the food you put inside the microwave. So as you can see, Hell does not have a microwave.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

I'm sorry, are you saying Jesus speaked english? Because I am sure He was not born in any English-speaking country, much less in America, which was inhabited by indigens until it's discovery by Christopher Colombus. The name 'Mary' is an english adaptation of the name 'Maria'. They both mean the same thing. Christopher Colombus is also an english adaptation of the latin name Cristóvão Colombo. Also, I, despite being born in a latin country, am as fair skinned as someone one healthy fair skinned can be. I am caucasian, just like you. Also, know that 'latin' does not mean 'Mexican'. Mexico was also inhabited by indigens. The dark complexion of Mexicans is due to the strong genetic influence of its native population. They are considered a latin country because they were colonized by the Spanish, whose language, just like Portuguese, has its roots in latin. Latin comes from Europe and has nothing to do with Mexico. I hope you learned something.

Yap, yap yappity yap. I extended a hand in Christ and all I get is doubletalk.

Enjoy the perpetual microwave of Hell!

[NoPancakeMix]

Re: Should I ignore my talents?

If you are here to denounce your lesbanianism and confess your wicked ways to the Lord Jesus Christ, we can work it out. It always help to talk of our sins, so please describe your last encounter with another fallen woman and why you finally decided to cease your foul philandering habit of immorality.

Jesus' mother was MARY!! NOT "Maria"!! This would suggest that our Savior was born of a latinoo and not a white, righteous virgin chosen by God! Maria is a pretty name, but please DO NOT suggest that Christ was born of our dark skinned neighbors below the border of this Godly country!

Look, I'm trying my best to welcome you here among others that may be correct in their assessment of you as a foul atheistic harlot. If you are not willing to open your mind and body as wide as you can to receive the Holy Spirit, we are wasting each other's time. It's not a trivial thing. The Holy Spirit will consume every bit of you and if you will deny His entry, it is your soul at risk in the sulphorous lakes of fire in hell. It is your choice.

To prove you even care about His precious message recorded for all of mankind in American English, let's start with your favourite scripture?

Yours in Him

I'm sorry, are you saying Jesus speaked english? Because I am sure He was not born in any English-speaking country, much less in America, which was inhabited by indigens until it's discovery by Christopher Colombus. The name 'Mary' is an english adaptation of the name 'Maria'. They both mean the same thing. Christopher Colombus is also an english adaptation of the latin name Cristóvão Colombo. Also, I, despite being born in a latin country, am as fair skinned as someone one healthy fair skinned can be. I am caucasian, just like you. Also, know that 'latin' does not mean 'Mexican'. Mexico was also inhabited by indigens. The dark complexion of Mexicans is due to the strong genetic influence of its native population. They are considered a latin country because they were colonized by the Spanish, whose language, just like Portuguese, has its roots in latin. Latin comes from Europe and has nothing to do with Mexico. I hope you learned something.