[Sister Charli]

Re: Howdy y'all

My apologies for taking so long to offer you a welcome here DD.

I avoided this thread thinking that your name was a bra size and that there may be inappropriate pictures here in.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Howdy y'all

Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher.
He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.
I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand
every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be.
I never finished school so it's hard sometime.
My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
out the Lord

It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines.
I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.

I wish you would explain what you mean, study in secret? Are you ashamed of your search for Christ? Should we also hide in the dark because of our beliefs?

Which Bible are you studying , in secret, these past 5 years? One or more passage must have caught your eye, will you share it with us?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Howdy y'all

I have a feeling this young man isn't telling the whole truth...

Really? You may very well be right, Pam, but I find it difficult to comprehend why someone would join a GODLY forum such as this, invent a lifestory and tell fibs about themselves ... never in my life have I heard of such a thing ...

... we do NOT abide such silly shenanigans here, DoubleD! Enough of your nonsense.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Howdy y'all

I have a feeling this young man isn't telling the whole truth...

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Howdy y'all

He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.

Is he a sober drunk? A smart nigger? A Christian joo? Are you familiar with the term "oxymoron"?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Howdy y'all

He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.

Impossible! Though we are independent Baptists, I would ask for this charlatan's contact information. There is no way one can be a stoner and a Christian.

[DoubleD]

Re: Howdy y'all

He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Howdy y'all

Thank you very much,
Where would I go to ask personal questions about Family matters?

Your local pastor.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Howdy y'all

I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains,

I do not understand. What is a 'strict Christian'?

You are either Christian or not. You either follow the Bible or not.

There is no grey area. There are no 'sort of' Christians. You are or you are not.

Jesus did not include any optional verses in the Bible.

[DoubleD]

Re: Howdy y'all

Thank you very much,
Where would I go to ask personal questions about Family matters?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Howdy y'all

Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher. He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.

I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be. I never finished school so it's hard sometime. My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
out the Lord

Well, I must say you seem sincere. I am very sorry to hear that your parents were such shoddy Christians. And as for your so-called friends, take comfort in the fact that one day they will chucked into HELL, as will your parents, once God decides to knock the lot of them off. Glory!

It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines. I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.

Do not fret, dear. You are here now, and will learn all you need to know to keep your bottom from being singed by Hellfire. As for your computer, have you considered that perhaps it's not you, but a demonic infestation? A very common problem for those of us who are computery Christians, due to the devil targeting us. He hates our God-given giftedness and skill with regard to navigating the internets, you see.

[DoubleD]

Re: Howdy y'all

Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher.
He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.
I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand
every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be.
I never finished school so it's hard sometime.
My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
out the Lord

It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines.
I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Howdy y'all

Sounds like one of those "back to nature" tree hugging hippies that have invaded our fine rural communities. They've driven land prices to ridiculous heights, and bring all there city crap (like Starbucks) with them.

The good thing though is you can sell them over the fence eggs and milk at ten times the regular price, you just have to call it "organic" and make up names for the animals.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Howdy y'all

My Church is Gods Green Earth.

Are you one of those hybrid car driving liberals? They always talk about "green" and what not.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Howdy y'all

Why don't you pass judgment? The Bible says to Judge.