No more trollin'

[James Hutchins]

Re: No more trollin'

Queersland? A 18 year old sodomite who claims he is no longer trolling but in the same breath, hides and lies.

What Church do you attend boy?
What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: No more trollin'

Queensland, eh? Well, as another sinner punished by being born in this Godless continent I'm pleased to see more of us guided to this forum. Though I long for the day when it's renamed "God'sland", there are inspirational Christians like Mrs. Wintersnow living in the Far North. I hope that you'll pay close attention to her advice, even though she's only a woman.

[Justin Z]

Re: No more trollin'

Doesn't God hate Australia? No wonder you can't make an introduction. Your people aren't proper.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: No more trollin'

BI am an 18 year old Male who currently resides in Queensland, Australia. Don't worry, I'm white.

Hmm.. Queensland you say....

Well, Mr Pheonix Wright, I live in Queensland and I have never met you, so I am not sure that your story rings true.

Are you trying to deceive us?

Prov 20:17
Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Sister Charli]

Re: No more trollin'

I am an 18 year old Male who currently resides in Queensland, Australia.

Praise God,

Another recruit for God's Army down under.

I am sure Mrs Wintersnow would be able to advise where in Qld you can buy a KJV1611 bible.

Like Brother Levi I believe that you have posted on this one True Christian ™ forum because your sinful days filled with drugs, alcohol and masturbation are becoming tedious and you genuinely seek to find God.

Matthew 7:7 (King James Version)
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

[Levi Jones]

Re: No more trollin'

I am simply here to observe.

You could do that like tens of thousands of people every week do. It doesn't require you to post to do that.

Perhaps you have come to be taught the Word? We seem to be getting a large number of people lately who want to "test the masters" at it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: No more trollin'

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Phoenix Wright]

Re: No more trollin'

That was your first post. Why would you say no more trolling? That means you were already a confirmed enemy of God, yes?

Because Pastor Eekiel deleted my first one. I worked hard on it too!

And no Pastor, I am not 16, nor female. I am an 18 year old Male who currently resides in Queensland, Australia. Don't worry, I'm white.

Secondly, if I was fortunate enough to converse with you, would you address yourself as my better?

At first, I came here to troll, but now I am simply here to observe. See what kind of faith I am missing out on.

[Justin Z]

Re: No more trollin'

That was your first post. Why would you say no more trolling? That means you were already a confirmed enemy of God, yes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: No more trollin'

That is not an introduction. Please tell us about yourself, your church and your personal relationship with Jesus. Are you a female? I suspect so, and about 16 if I'm not mistaken.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Phoenix Wright]

Hi I'm new here