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Re: No more trollin'
That is not an introduction. Please tell us about yourself, your church and your personal relationship with Jesus. Are you a female? I suspect so, and about 16 if I'm not mistaken.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: No more trollin'
That was your first post. Why would you say no more trolling? That means you were already a confirmed enemy of God, yes?Comment
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Re: No more trollin'
Because Pastor Eekiel deleted my first one. I worked hard on it too!Originally posted by Justin Z View Post
And no Pastor, I am not 16, nor female. I am an 18 year old Male who currently resides in Queensland, Australia. Don't worry, I'm white.
Secondly, if I was fortunate enough to converse with you, would you address yourself as my better?
At first, I came here to troll, but now I am simply here to observe. See what kind of faith I am missing out on.Comment
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Re: No more trollin'
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: No more trollin'
You could do that like tens of thousands of people every week do. It doesn't require you to post to do that.Originally posted by Phoenix Wright View Post
Perhaps you have come to be taught the Word? We seem to be getting a large number of people lately who want to "test the masters" at it.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: No more trollin'
Praise God,Originally posted by Phoenix Wright View Post
Another recruit for God's Army down under.
I am sure Mrs Wintersnow would be able to advise where in Qld you can buy a KJV1611 bible.
Like Brother Levi I believe that you have posted on this one True Christian ™ forum because your sinful days filled with drugs, alcohol and masturbation are becoming tedious and you genuinely seek to find God.
Matthew 7:7 (King James Version)
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Re: No more trollin'
Hmm.. Queensland you say....Originally posted by Phoenix Wright View Post
Well, Mr Pheonix Wright, I live in Queensland and I have never met you, so I am not sure that your story rings true.
Are you trying to deceive us?
Prov 20:17
Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: No more trollin'
Doesn't God hate Australia? No wonder you can't make an introduction. Your people aren't proper.Comment
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Queensland, eh? Well, as another sinner punished by being born in this Godless continent I'm pleased to see more of us guided to this forum. Though I long for the day when it's renamed "God'sland", there are inspirational Christians like Mrs. Wintersnow living in the Far North. I hope that you'll pay close attention to her advice, even though she's only a woman.Comment
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Re: No more trollin'
Queersland? A 18 year old sodomite who claims he is no longer trolling but in the same breath, hides and lies.
What Church do you attend boy?
What is your favorite verse from the KJV?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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