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  • klimentiy
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    • Jun 2010
    • 3
    #1

    Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

    Thank God and his Son Jesus Christ for allowing me to find this wonderful forum and this blessed church. I see that your Church glorifies God in ways that I had never imagined possible. My your ministry lead all to Christ!

    Praise Jesus!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

      Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your personal relationship with Jesus.

      Are you the Baptiser or the coon getting dunked in the photo?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wernesgruner
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          • Jun 2010
          • 18
          #3
          Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

          Originally posted by klimentiy View Post
          Thank God and his Son Jesus Christ for allowing me to find this wonderful forum and this blessed church. I see that your Church glorifies God in ways that I had never imagined possible. My your ministry lead all to Christ!

          Praise Jesus!
          I saw this photo in a christian magazine named "Prions Emsemble" this is clearly not him.

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            • klimentiy
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              • Jun 2010
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your personal relationship with Jesus.

              Are you the Baptiser or the coon getting dunked in the photo?


              You're good, real good in fact, sir

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

                  Originally posted by klimentiy View Post


                  You're good, real good in fact, sir
                  Pastor Flint is the master of rebuking sinners. The guy must sleep 20 minutes a night between all his sermon preparation, meeting with local leaders, fellow church staff, Republican bigwigs and still being able to moderate this forum.

                  I'll never understand how he juggles it all, but you should feel fortunate to even be rebuked by him.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • klimentiy
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Pastor Flint is the master of rebuking sinners. The guy must sleep 20 minutes a night between all his sermon preparation, meeting with local leaders, fellow church staff, Republican bigwigs and still being able to moderate this forum.

                      I'll never understand how he juggles it all, but you should feel fortunate to even be rebuked by him.
                      I am absolutely beyond thrilled to have this spectacular opportunity to be rebuked by Pastor Flint. He is a true follower of Jesus Christ.

                      Thank you from the depth of my soul!

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                        • No Secrets Victoria
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 80
                          #7
                          Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

                          "Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your personal relationship with Jesus"

                          Our Dear Pastor asked three (3) simple questions of you, Klimentiy. Can you read English, or do you have difficulty following direction?
                          King James Bible
                          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                            • Felicity
                              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 4834
                              #8
                              Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

                              @klimentiy Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                              What does your name mean?

                              Why do you want to kill gays, instead of curing them?

                              Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                              I Jesus!

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