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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #61
    Re: I love Jesus!

    Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
    Bless you brother Aim!

    I enjoy nearly any woman's pie but agree that cherry or peach are best.


    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #62
      Re: I love Jesus!

      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post


      YIC,

      Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
      Oh Sister Phebe!

      My close sister in Christ! I can't wait to taste your wholesome pie when we meet in Freehold for the Stonefest.

      I refuse all other pies until then. Thank you for your support through Him! Today has been incident free.

      In Christ as always!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Brother Snapper Grogan
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 608

        #63
        Re: I love Jesus!

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
        Mr Freddie,

        I have quite a vast recipe collection so a simple pudding such at that, I can whip up in no time. My late husband was quite partial to a good sticky date from time to time.

        Why do you ask?

        YIC,

        Mrs.P.Wintersnow
        I hope you'll keep inspiring Josephine to cook, Mrs. Wintersnow. The more "he" engages in womanly activities, the more likely it is that "he" will cast aside the shackles of homersexual cross-dressing and return to "his" proper role.

        Perhaps you could share some cleaning tips, too.
        What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #64
          Re: I love Jesus!

          Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
          I hope you'll keep inspiring Josephine to cook, Mrs. Wintersnow. The more "he" engages in womanly activities, the more likely it is that "he" will cast aside the shackles of homersexual cross-dressing and return to "his" proper role.

          Perhaps you could share some cleaning tips, too.
          Why this preoccupation with something you know nothing about and is no concern of yours anyway?
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          • Brother Snapper Grogan
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            • May 2010
            • 608

            #65
            Re: I love Jesus!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Why this preoccupation with something you know nothing about and is no concern of yours anyway?
            Because Jesus made it my concern.

            John 13:34 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.

            I long to see you saved, Josephine.
            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #66
              Re: I love Jesus!

              Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
              Because Jesus made it my concern.

              John 13:34 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.

              I long to see you saved, Josephine.
              But that quote is meaningless as it does not come from any of the Holy Text. It is just something someone imagined your imaginary friend saying. It is not based on TRUTH unlike the Most Holt Text that I have been repeatedly showing you.
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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #67
                Re: I love Jesus!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                a lot of drivel relating to pasta.
                You are certainly a blasphemer, pirate... thing...

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #68
                  Re: I love Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                  You are certainly a blasphemer, pirate... thing...

                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                  blasphemy - A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.

                  Nothing I have done has been a contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning The One True God so how can I be a blasphemer?
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                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
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                  • Brother Snapper Grogan
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 608

                    #69
                    Re: I love Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    But that quote is meaningless as it does not come from any of the Holy Text. It is just something someone imagined your imaginary friend saying. It is not based on TRUTH unlike the Most Holt Text that I have been repeatedly showing you.
                    Now I enjoy chewing on a tasty set of meatballs as much as the next man, but I don't remember them being listed on the menu for the Last Supper . If Jesus had said

                    Originally posted by blasphemy
                    And he took meatballs, and gave thanks, and brake them, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me. Likewise also the cup after pasta sauce, saying, This cup is the new testament in my sauce, which is shed for you.

                    then I might think there was something to what you say. As it is, though, I'll stick with bread and wine, thanks (although loaves and fishes are good, too).
                    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #70
                      Re: I love Jesus!

                      Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
                      Now I enjoy chewing on a tasty set of meatballs as much as the next man, but I don't remember them being listed on the menu for the Last Supper.
                      You have such trouble in understanding the fact that that book about Jesus is a collection of at best Fairy Tales at worst a collection of lies to control people.
                      Read the TRUE word of God YOUR Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                      Why do you hate The One True God so much?
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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #71
                        Re: I love Jesus!

                        Q: If God isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?
                        A: A bunch of chasers
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                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #72
                          Re: I love Jesus!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          blasphemy - A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.

                          Nothing I have done has been a contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning The One True God so how can I be a blasphemer?
                          Considering you claim that your one true God is a product made of durum wheat, which THE REAL ONE TRUE GOD CREATED, certainly shows your blasphemous ways!!

                          Genesis 1:11-13

                          And God said , Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

                          And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

                          And the evening and the morning were the third day.



                          YIC,

                          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #73
                            Re: I love Jesus!

                            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                            Considering you claim that your one true God is a product made of durum wheat, which THE REAL ONE TRUE GOD CREATED, certainly shows your blasphemous ways!!
                            How many times do I have to go over this?
                            We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True God
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                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
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                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                            Loose Canon Fan Page
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                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • Phebe Carlyle
                              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 2604

                              #74
                              Re: I love Jesus!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              How many times do I have to go over this?
                              We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True God
                              So you are an idolater to boot!!

                              Sick sick sick!!!

                              Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #75
                                Re: I love Jesus!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                How many times do I have to go over this?
                                We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True God
                                Do you sell indulgences, too? I just ask because cannibalistic idolators that wear pointy hats and believe in purgatory is a pretty crowded market segment.

                                Romans 14:17 "For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost."

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