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Re: I love Jesus!
Oh Sister Phebe!Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
My close sister in Christ! I can't wait to taste your wholesome pie when we meet in Freehold for the Stonefest.
I refuse all other pies until then. Thank you for your support through Him! Today has been incident free.
In Christ as always!Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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I hope you'll keep inspiring Josephine to cook, Mrs. Wintersnow. The more "he" engages in womanly activities, the more likely it is that "he" will cast aside the shackles of homersexual cross-dressing and return to "his" proper role.Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View PostMr Freddie,
I have quite a vast recipe collection so a simple pudding such at that, I can whip up in no time. My late husband was quite partial to a good sticky date from time to time.
Why do you ask?
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
Perhaps you could share some cleaning tips, too.
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Why this preoccupation with something you know nothing about and is no concern of yours anyway?Originally posted by BFDeref View PostI hope you'll keep inspiring Josephine to cook, Mrs. Wintersnow. The more "he" engages in womanly activities, the more likely it is that "he" will cast aside the shackles of homersexual cross-dressing and return to "his" proper role.
Perhaps you could share some cleaning tips, too.Posted via Pasta
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Because Jesus made it my concern.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostWhy this preoccupation with something you know nothing about and is no concern of yours anyway?
John 13:34 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
I long to see you saved, Josephine.
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But that quote is meaningless as it does not come from any of the Holy Text. It is just something someone imagined your imaginary friend saying. It is not based on TRUTH unlike the Most Holt Text that I have been repeatedly showing you.Originally posted by BFDeref View PostBecause Jesus made it my concern.
John 13:34 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
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You are certainly a blasphemer, pirate... thing...Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Posta lot of drivel relating to pasta.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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blasphemy - A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View PostYou are certainly a blasphemer, pirate... thing...
YIC,
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Nothing I have done has been a contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning The One True God so how can I be a blasphemer?Posted via Pasta
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Now I enjoy chewing on a tasty set of meatballs as much as the next man, but I don't remember them being listed on the menu for the Last SupperOriginally posted by Jo Freddie View PostBut that quote is meaningless as it does not come from any of the Holy Text. It is just something someone imagined your imaginary friend saying. It is not based on TRUTH unlike the Most Holt Text that I have been repeatedly showing you.
. If Jesus had said
Originally posted by blasphemyAnd he took meatballs, and gave thanks, and brake them, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me. Likewise also the cup after pasta sauce, saying, This cup is the new testament in my sauce, which is shed for you.
then I might think there was something to what you say. As it is, though, I'll stick with bread and wine, thanks (although loaves and fishes are good, too).
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You have such trouble in understanding the fact that that book about Jesus is a collection of at best Fairy Tales at worst a collection of lies to control people.Originally posted by BFDeref View PostNow I enjoy chewing on a tasty set of meatballs as much as the next man, but I don't remember them being listed on the menu for the Last Supper.
Read the TRUE word of God YOUR Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Q: If God isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?
A: A bunch of
chasers
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Considering you claim that your one true God is a product made of durum wheat, which THE REAL ONE TRUE GOD CREATED, certainly shows your blasphemous ways!!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Postblasphemy - A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.
Nothing I have done has been a contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning The One True God so how can I be a blasphemer?
Genesis 1:11-13
And God said , Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.

YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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How many times do I have to go over this?Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View PostConsidering you claim that your one true God is a product made of durum wheat, which THE REAL ONE TRUE GOD CREATED, certainly shows your blasphemous ways!!
We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True GodPosted via Pasta
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So you are an idolater to boot!!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostHow many times do I have to go over this?
We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True God
Sick sick sick!!!
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Do you sell indulgences, too? I just ask because cannibalistic idolators that wear pointy hats and believe in purgatory is a pretty crowded market segment.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostHow many times do I have to go over this?
We make Spaghetti from durum wheat to make a dish that RESEMBLES The one True God
Romans 14:17 "For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost."

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