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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 608

    #16
    Re: sup yall

    Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
    thx ya i already read both aha, so just wondering, what kinda music do you guys listen to? and what countries you guys from?
    You want us to sup with you - in celebration of the Last Supper perhaps? That's friendly offer.

    I'm from Australia. You look like and Aborigine. Do you live in a umpy? Would you like to share a plagon of plonk?

    I'm a little ashamed of the heavy rock and roll that I like to listen to. My Pastor tells me that I should steer clear of its sinful rhythms and suggestive lyrics, but I find it hard to avoid. :-( These are two of my favourite rock albums:



    and

    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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    • hollapatrol
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 12

      #17
      Re: sup yall

      Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
      You want us to sup with you - in celebration of the Last Supper perhaps? That's friendly offer.

      I'm from Australia. You look like and Aborigine. Do you live in a umpy? Would you like to share a plagon of plonk?

      sorry but.. god created everyone in the way he wanted us to be.. i love all my brothers around me like they were family, but i meant what country were your ancestors from? surely you arent originally an australian

      and i dont think god cares too much bout grammar, english wasnt even the language jesus used aha i never read any text from the bible about grammar either

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: sup yall

        Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
        sorry but.. god created everyone in the way he wanted us to be.. i love all my brothers around me like they were family, but i meant what country were your ancestors from? surely you arent originally an australian

        and i dont think god cares too much bout grammar, english wasnt even the language jesus used aha i never read any text from the bible about grammar either
        Originally I am from New York city, is that what you meant?

        How many grammatical errors have you found in the Bible? You see what I mean ? God uses perfect grammar, so should we.
        So how many pies have you stolen today, raped any Caucasian women today?

        P.S. If at all possible could you use the shift key, Jesus needs and deserves the respect.

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        • hollapatrol
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 12

          #19
          Re: sup yall

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Originally I am from New York city, is that what you meant?

          How many grammatical errors have you found in the Bible? You see what I mean ? God uses perfect grammar, so should we.
          So how many pies have you stolen today, raped any Caucasian women today?

          P.S. If at all possible could you use the shift key, Jesus needs and deserves the respect.
          Sorry that you misunderstood, but what I meant was, "what country were your ancestors from?" e.g. Ireland, Germany, Italy, Wales, etc.

          Since you all seem to use correct grammar, I suppose I will too. I actually have never raped a woman, for I haven't found a fitting spouse yet.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: sup yall

            Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
            and i dont think god cares too much bout grammar, english wasnt even the language jesus used aha i never read any text from the bible about grammar either
            It shows slothfulness. God hates lazy shiftless pie thieves.

            Hebrews 6:12 That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises.

            Romans 12:10-11 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another; Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord;
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #21
              Re: sup yall

              Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
              Sorry that you misunderstood, but what I meant was, "what country were your ancestors from?" e.g. Ireland, Germany, Italy, Wales, etc.

              Since you all seem to use correct grammar, I suppose I will too. I actually have never raped a woman, for I haven't found a fitting spouse yet.

              I told you I am from New York, New York.
              How many pies have you stolen today? I am happy to hear that you have not raped a woman today, I guess it is still early.

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              • hollapatrol
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 12

                #22
                Re: sup yall

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I told you I am from New York, New York.
                How many pies have you stolen today? I am happy to hear that you have not raped a woman today, I guess it is still early.
                What about your great-great-great-grandparents? Where did they come from? That is my question, sorry if I don't seem to be wording it correctly.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #23
                  Re: sup yall

                  Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                  What about your great-great-great-grandparents? Where did they come from? That is my question, sorry if I don't seem to be wording it correctly.
                  My family came to the U.S. from Germany. My great grandfather died in the holocaust at Auschwitz.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • hollapatrol
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 12

                    #24
                    Re: sup yall

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    My family came to the U.S. from Germany. My great grandfather died in the holocaust at Auschwitz.
                    haha aw shit nig dat sux ass

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #25
                      Re: sup yall

                      Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                      haha aw shit nig dat sux ass
                      I'm glad you find it funny. I'm fairly sure my great grandmother was upset with the shoddy construction that went into that guard tower he fell out of.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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