X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • hollapatrol
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 12

    #1

    sup yall

    hey yall i just joined this site, id like to be part of yall community, hope ta have a gud time here
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: sup yall

    @hollapatrol Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

    If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
    I Jesus!

    Comment

    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: sup yall

      Howdy! You sure are a dark buck. I bet the cops can't find you at night unless you smile after you steal a T.V.

      Tell us more about the church you attend and your favorite verse from the Bible.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

      Comment

      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: sup yall

        Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
        hey yall i just joined this site, id like to be part of yall community, hope ta have a gud time here
        That's not much of an introduction. How about you tell us about your relationship with Jesus? When did you first come to walk with the Lord? What is your favorite verse from the KJV 1611? Are you married? If so, how many sons has your "lady rida" borne you? What is your favorite gun?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

        Comment

        • hollapatrol
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 12

          #5
          Re: sup yall

          thx ya i already read both aha, so just wondering, what kinda music do you guys listen to? and what countries you guys from?

          Comment

          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22374

            #6
            Re: sup yall

            America.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

            Comment

            • hollapatrol
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 12

              #7
              Re: sup yall

              @levi jones- my favorite? exodus 1:29.. its great

              Comment

              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22374

                #8
                Re: sup yall

                Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                @levi jones- my favorite? exodus 1:29.. its great
                Ehm, there is no Exodus 1:29 in the KJV1611...
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                Comment

                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #9
                  Re: sup yall

                  Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                  thx ya i already read both aha, so just wondering, what kinda music do you guys listen to? and what countries you guys from?
                  America, that is nothing like your hometown Africa

                  Comment

                  • Mark Christ
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 84

                    #10
                    Re: sup yall

                    Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                    thx ya i already read both aha, so just wondering, what kinda music do you guys listen to? and what countries you guys from?
                    God's country son. The US of A!

                    Originally posted by hollapatrol View Post
                    @levi jones- my favorite? exodus 1:29.. its great
                    Unsaved sinner!!! there is no 1:29 in Exodus

                    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

                    Comment

                    • hollapatrol
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 12

                      #11
                      Re: sup yall

                      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                      America, that is nothing like your hometown Africa
                      non haha i mean like where your parents grandparents etc emigrated from

                      and oh ok its proverbs 31:10 then

                      Comment

                      • Samuel Coleridge
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 615

                        #12
                        Re: sup yall

                        Hello and welcome, friend. Proverbs 31:10. What is the significance of that verse to you?
                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

                        Comment

                        • Mark Christ
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 84

                          #13
                          Re: sup yall

                          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                          Hello and welcome, friend. Proverbs 31:10. What is the significance of that verse to you?
                          Looks to me like the boy likes to pay for his women. As long as they aren't white I suppose it's okay.

                          Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

                          Comment

                          • Brother Snapper Grogan
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 608

                            #14
                            Re: sup yall

                            X
                            Last edited by Brother Snapper Grogan; 06-30-2010, 09:34 PM. Reason: duplicate post
                            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

                            Comment

                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              Re: sup yall

                              hollapatrol - please tidy up on your grammar skills. God likes good grammar.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


                              Comment

                              Working...