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  • HSMason
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hello

    Hello. I'm Holly S. Mason.

    ummm... stuff. Based on what someone asked for in another thread....

    What is your favorite Bible verse?
    Matthew 22:39

    The name of the Church you attend?
    Shiloh Baptist Church in Alexandria

    Are you married?
    Nope. Single, not bothering to look.
  • Brother Snapper Grogan
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 608

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello, Holly S. Mason.

    Originally posted by HSMason View Post
    Are you married?
    Nope. Single, not bothering to look.
    You're not a homersexual are you? Why aren't you looking?
    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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    • HSMason
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      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Hello

      I'm not gay, as far as I know. I just haven't bothered looking for anyone.

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      • Brother Alex
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        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 860

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by HSMason View Post
        I'm not gay, as far as I know. I just haven't bothered looking for anyone.
        Why, shouldn't you be looking for a good Christian wife to make more soldiers for Christ?

        Are you sure you're not a homer?
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        The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by HSMason View Post
          What is your favorite Bible verse?
          Matthew 22:39
          I love that verse! Maybe I'm guilty of being too Christian, because I love my neighbors maybe even more than myself. Each and every one of the flock of Landover is more precious to me than even myself.

          As for the unsaved trash, not so much.

          Originally posted by HSMason View Post
          The name of the Church you attend?
          Shiloh Baptist Church in Alexandria
          That's wonderful! Thank God He doesn't discriminate against you people.

          Originally posted by HSMason View Post
          Are you married?
          Nope. Single, not bothering to look.
          I know how your men can be. They're always looking for a white woman leaving you girls out in the cold.

          How many children have they left you with?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • HSMason
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            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2010
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Hello

            All right, I can't do this.

            I've been here for something in the region of thirty minutes. In that time, I've made three posts preceding this one: two in this thread, one in the Is God Colorblind thread.

            In that time, I've gotten three replies questioning my sexuality, plus other crap telling me I'm an atheist, mentally warped hippy (this while I was arguing for the bible-is-correct side), and should quit school to make babies. Woohoo.

            I joined this forum hoping I'd learn something about God and Humanity. I was wrong.

            Goodbye.

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            • DoubleD
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              • Jun 2010
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Welcome



              Luke 15
              Jeremiah 8:8
              Rev 7:3

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              • Once was lost
                ...but now is found.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2009
                • 490

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Geeze. You try to help a lady and that's the thanks you get? Will hopefully she'll come back and listen to the advice of the Elders here and become a Christian.

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