Hello

[Nathaniel Abernathy]

Hello, my fellow God-loving Americans! I greet you from the Pacific Northwest. Sadly, it's filled with hippies, atheists, homos, and commie scumbags. On the bright side, though, I'm the founder of an organization called "Teabagging for Jesus", now 20 members strong.

I'm tremendously pleased for having found such a righteous group of Bible thumpers like myself. When you're from an area where the closest thing to a real Christian is a (I shudder when I think about them) papist, a forum like this is much like an oasis. Of course, when you get away from the godless hacks, greenpeace filthbags, fags, and commie sympathizers, the Northwest isn't so bad. There aren't many arab terrorists or job-stealing mexicans.

Christ be with you,

Nathaniel Abernathy

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello

Hello, my fellow God-loving Americans! I greet you from the Pacific Northwest. Sadly, it's filled with hippies, atheists, homos, and commie scumbags. On the bright side, though, I'm the founder of an organization called "Teabagging for Jesus", now 20 members strong.

I'm tremendously pleased for having found such a righteous group of Bible thumpers like myself. When you're from an area where the closest thing to a real Christian is a (I shudder when I think about them) papist, a forum like this is much like an oasis. Of course, when you get away from the godless hacks, greenpeace filthbags, fags, and commie sympathizers, the Northwest isn't so bad. There aren't many arab terrorists or job-stealing mexicans.

Christ be with you,

Nathaniel Abernathy

Welcome Mr Abernathy!

It is certainly a pleasure to have a gentleman such as yourself here with us.

Please share a little more of yourself with us as in your favorite Bible verse, are you betrothed or perhaps married, and have you found a Church in your area where you can PRAISE JESUS with no harm of those liebral commie junkies intruding on your right to practice your religion as you please?

I am certainly glad you have taken a positive and righteous stance on tea-bagging! There is nothing better than a good dunk...oh apart from Bible Study of course!!

I do look forward to future intercourse with you.
YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Nathaniel Abernathy]

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Welcome Mr Abernathy!

It is certainly a pleasure to have a gentleman such as yourself here with us.

Please share a little more of yourself with us as in your favorite Bible verse, are you betrothed or perhaps married, and have you found a Church in your area where you can PRAISE JESUS with no harm of those liebral commie junkies intruding on your right to practice your religion as you please?

I am certainly glad you have taken a positive and righteous stance on tea-bagging! There is nothing better than a good dunk...oh apart from Bible Study of course!!

I do look forward to future intercourse with you.
YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Thank you for the warm welcome. Trying to find just one verse that is more inspiring than the rest is difficult, given the tremendous selection the Lord has given us. If I had to pin it down to one, it would be Genesis 19: 24-25. It's a gentle reminder that unholy sodomites are gonna get something much worse up their bottom come judgment day.

I have a Wife (Jill) of 18 years, bless her heart. She's perfect in every way. She's great in the kitchen, and is content to stay in there for most of the day. God meant the woman to provide sustenance for the family, and she's all too happy to comply.

Unfortunately, even the evangelical congregations in the area are tainted with heathens and liberal drunkards. I'm telling you, when Jesus comes back, there's going to be a reckoning like none other in this godless town. However, whenever the Westboro bretheren are in my neck of the woods, I make sure to join them. I'm always up for a good "God hates Fags" picket.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

Hello, my fellow God-loving Americans! I greet you from the Pacific Northwest. Sadly, it's filled with hippies, atheists, homos, and commie scumbags. On the bright side, though, I'm the founder of an organization called "Teabagging for Jesus", now 20 members strong.

I'm tremendously pleased for having found such a righteous group of Bible thumpers like myself. When you're from an area where the closest thing to a real Christian is a (I shudder when I think about them) papist, a forum like this is much like an oasis. Of course, when you get away from the godless hacks, greenpeace filthbags, fags, and commie sympathizers, the Northwest isn't so bad. There aren't many arab terrorists or job-stealing mexicans.

Christ be with you,

Nathaniel Abernathy

Welcome Brother!

You sound like a Godly man. Which, given your location, is a miracle in itself.

I was in heathenist Seattle a few years ago looking for a cold beer after witnessing in the park. I ended up surrounded by drunk, screaming Sodomites in what I believe you call a mosh pit.

If I had not stuffed my pants with KJV bibles I was handing out earlier, I fear I would have been viciously raped and forever defiled in His eyes.

We will pray for your escape.

Bless you in Christ!

[Sylvia]

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Hello Mr. Abernathy,

It is a pleasure to meet you, I am glad God has directed you to His Favorite Forum

I surely hope we can be friends. Have a blessed Sunday


Yours in Christ


Sylvia

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I'm delighted to meet you, Mr. Abernathy. I've visited your part of America and I can only imagine how hard it must be for you to maintain your relationship with Jesus among so many of the dirty smelly lieberal hippie atheist communist scum.

No doubt, like so many of us, you'll find sanctuary here among friends who love Jesus.