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  • Taylorchristian
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    • Jul 2010
    • 1

    #1

    I am taylor

    Hi guys, I am a true Jesus lover, just have to let you know that off the bet. I saw this website, and some things i found shocking. Is this website real, or is it a parody, i need some answers please. I do believe in god but im not this harsh about it.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: I am taylor

    Why would we bother to study the Bible so studiosly if we were here to mock it?

    Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

    You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. Dr. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Brother Snapper Grogan
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 608

      #3
      Re: I am taylor

      Originally posted by Taylorchristian View Post
      Hi guys, I am a true Jesus lover, just have to let you know that off the bet. I saw this website, and some things i found shocking. Is this website real, or is it a divine revelation, i need some answers please. I do believe in god but im not this harsh about it.
      The Bible is, indeed, shocking, TaylorChristian. Anyone who's not shocked by the Bible is either not reading it or is reading a Fluffy Bunny Bible rather than the original word of God as expressed in the King James Version of 1611. Jesus didn't come to tell us that life is all kitties and Disneyland.

      Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      (Matthew 10:34)

      If you need answers, then look no further than Pastor Levi's recommendations.
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #4
        Re: I am taylor

        Originally posted by Taylorchristian View Post
        i need some answers please. I do believe in god but im not this harsh about it.
        Hi friend! Welcome to God's favorite forum!

        You seem to have some misconceptions about Christianity.

        The first thing you need to understand is that we don't want anyone to go to Hell. No, the exact opposite. We love everyone so much that we want to encourage them to abandon their corrupted lifestyles (or rather: deathstyles) and surrender to God. Only then will they be able to come to Heaven with us.

        The second thing is that all our views come directly from the Bible. It's not like we're just pulling opinions out of our you-know-what. Everything is carefully researched and linked to appropriate Scripture.

        If you have a question about any specific part of God's Word, please feel free to ask. We will answer with appropriate Scripture.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Warner S. Davidson
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 586

          #5
          Re: I am taylor

          Originally posted by Taylorchristian View Post
          Hi guys, I am a true Jesus lover, just have to let you know that off the bet. I saw this website, and some things i found shocking. Is this website real, or is it a divine revelation, i need some answers please. I do believe in god but im not this harsh about it.
          Not shocking.........Factual - Sometimes facts are very unsavory and harsh but none the less they are all part of Gods plan

          All in, this oasis of Jesus (I.e. LBC) can be irrevocably supported in the KJV Bible
          2 Samuel 22:31

          As for God, His way is perfect;
          The word of the LORD is proven;
          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: I am taylor

            Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
            Sometimes facts are very unsavory and harsh but none the less they are all part of Gods plan
            We only worship one God here, buddy.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Warner S. Davidson
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #7
              Re: I am taylor

              My error Brother Nobar
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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