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  • kenster92
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 15

    #1

    My Introduction

    Hi.

    I'm just going to skip through most of the blasphemy and get straight to it. I am a non-believer, but I am not an enemy of God. I may have already lost you now, but please read on. Why am I here? Not to scorn or to abhor, but to learn. Think of it this way, I am just a lost child and need some guidance. Rather than rejecting me, who is weak and feeble, should you not try to enlighten me?

    If any of my posts seem offensive, I apologise in advance. I will be asking questions that to many of you may seem ignorant, but it will be logical to me.

    Be warned, my faith meter is completely empty.

    Be kind. Thank you for reading.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22371

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
    Rather than rejecting me, who is weak and feeble, should you not try to enlighten me?
    It's not up to us to reject you, we leave that up to God. And God is very clear on the rules:

    Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."


    Are you feeling enlightened yet?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • kenster92
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 15

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      It's not up to us to reject you, we leave that up to God. And God is very clear on the rules:

      Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."


      Are you feeling enlightened yet?
      So.. I must find faith in God myself...

      How do I do it?

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22371

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        Step one would be to read the KJV1611 Holy Bible from cover to cover.

        Step two would be to get on your knees and ask Jesus for forgiveness.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Step one would be to read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and The Loose Canon - A Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from cover to cover.

          Step two make some Pasta.
          There I corrected it for you.
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • kenster92
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 15

            #6
            Re: My Introduction

            Have done both steps, that means I'm in. Winrar!

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
              Have done both steps, that means I'm in. Winrar!
              You read the entire KJV1611 beginning to end in that time? You've been baptized? Where is this speed church that you belong to?
              Drama queen

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              • kenster92
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2010
                • 15

                #8
                Re: My Introduction

                I was baptized when I was a baby.

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #9
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
                  I was baptized when I was a baby.
                  It doesn't work that way. The Bible teaches us you have to be an adult and accept Jesus to be saved.
                  Acts 2:41 Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added unto them about three thousand souls.

                  the Bible is specific as to man and woman not children;

                  Acts 8:12 But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.
                  Acts 8:13 Then Simon himself believed also: and when he was baptized, he continued with Philip, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.

                  Now your next question is going to be will all those unbaptized children be going to hell. YES they are. That is why children are never too young to learn about our Lord.

                  Revelation 2:23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • kenster92
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 15

                    #10
                    Re: My Introduction

                    Why do the children go to hell? They don't know any better at that sort of age. Seems cruel.

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #11
                      Re: My Introduction

                      Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
                      Why do the children go to hell? They don't know any better at that sort of age. Seems cruel.
                      That is not my rules it is God's. I thought you said you read the Whole Bible, it doesn't seem to have stuck, slow down and try reading with comprehension next time.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • kenster92
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: My Introduction

                        If a baby dies in a car crash, the baby goes to hell. Seriously? That's as sick as bring a priest who rapes children.

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #13
                          Re: My Introduction

                          Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
                          If a baby dies in a car crash, the baby goes to hell. Seriously? That's as sick as bring a priest who rapes children.
                          do you mean being a priest that rapes children?
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #14
                            Re: My Introduction

                            Originally posted by kenster92 View Post
                            If a baby dies in a car crash, the baby goes to hell. Seriously? That's as sick as bring a priest who rapes children.
                            As for what the bible says-

                            (Luke 18:15-17 KJV) And they brought unto him also infants, that he would touch them: but when his disciples saw it, they rebuked them. {16} But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God. {17} Verily I say unto you, whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein. Nowhere in this passage or anywhere in the Bible is there a teaching that all children are under the blood of Christ. The only ones under the blood of Christ are those whom God has chosen before the foundation of the world. (Eph. 1:4) So this verse falls way short as a proof text for the age of accountability. That philosophy must be built into the explanation because by the very context of Scripture, it does not exist. Psalm 69:27-28 (Psa 69:27-28 KJV) Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness. {28} Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.

                            and finally I think I should add this scripture

                            Psalm 58:3-4 (Psa 58:3-4 KJV) The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies. {4} Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • kenster92
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: My Introduction

                              Yeah :/
                              Dunno how that 'bring' got there.

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