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Re: I haven't been to church since I was 13
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Re: I haven't been to church since I was 13
You're missing an introduction. Please tell us about yourself.Originally posted by Buck91 View Post
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Re: I haven't been to church since I was 13
I guess it depends on your age right now. If your fourteen years old the answer would be a bit different than if you're ninety-six and receiving hospice services.Originally posted by Buck91 View Post
What are you afraid you may have missed? You're probably right.
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Re: I haven't been to church since I was 13
Originally posted by Buck91 View Post
The biggest ever giant plasma screen give away.
Unlucky.
Exod.22
" 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."Comment
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Re: I haven't been to church since I was 13
Why, you've most definitely missed Odella Netherwerth's delicious Ambrosia Salad and my Concerned Ladies' Bible Study and Prayer Circle Toffee Delite Bars.
Concerned Bible-Centered Christian
Servicing Jesus since the Nixon AdministrationComment
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