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  • JustEatIt
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Hello!



    Hello, my name is Gary and i'm from Texas. I enjoy attending church and yelling at those who don't accept god as their savior. I currently work in a fast food chain flippin' burgers and defiling the ones for inferior customers.

    I drive a RS Turbo; infact I'm addicted to them. I've owned over a dozen of them same model but I keep having to rebuy one every few months since I keep braking them.

    I've joined this forum so that I can talk to my brothers and sisters and praise the lord alongside them. I've also been to Rev. Jim Osbourne's shows many times in the past and have been uplifted by his motivation and wisdom. God bless you sir.

    Thanks for reading my introduction. Amen.
    I pee myself....
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    With the number of trolls that have been around, let me offer you a cautious hello.

    You can afford to replace an RS Turbo once per month flipping burgers? My husbands in the wrong industry.

    So what church do you belong to? What's your favourite Bible verse? How many children do you have?
    Drama queen

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Tell me son, what is your favorite passage in the KJV? And why is it your favorite. I do hope it is not the same as so many chose rather that it is something unique and heartwarmingly motivational.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Sister Pamela Thompson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 150

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by JustEatIt View Post

        Hello, my name is Gary and i'm from Texas. I enjoy attending church and yelling at those who don't accept god as their savior. I currently work in a fast food chain flippin' burgers and defiling the ones for inferior customers.

        I drive a RS Turbo; infact I'm addicted to them. I've owned over a dozen of them same model but I keep having to rebuy one every few months since I keep braking them.

        I've joined this forum so that I can talk to my brothers and sisters and praise the lord alongside them. I've also been to Rev. Jim Osbourne's shows many times in the past and have been uplifted by his motivation and wisdom. God bless you sir.

        Thanks for reading my introduction. Amen.
        Why didn't you capitalize God and LORD the way its written in the KJV1611™?
        2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by JustEatIt View Post

          Hello, my name is Gary and i'm from Texas. I enjoy attending church and yelling at those who don't accept god as their savior. I currently work in a fast food chain flippin' burgers and defiling the ones for inferior customers.

          I drive a RS Turbo; infact I'm addicted to them. I've owned over a dozen of them same model but I keep having to rebuy one every few months since I keep braking them.

          I've joined this forum so that I can talk to my brothers and sisters and praise the lord alongside them. I've also been to Rev. Jim Osbourne's shows many times in the past and have been uplifted by his motivation and wisdom. God bless you sir.

          Thanks for reading my introduction. Amen.
          Welcome Brother Gary!

          I'm sure you had Christ in mind and Texas IS one of His preferred states, but "JustEatIt" is not a name that will serve you well here as you witness for our Lord Jesus Christ. Too many sinful connotations, male or female.

          Reverend Jim's sermons are not intended to "uplift" the male audience. They are to save the fallen depravity all around us. Are you perhaps reading something in the Good News that we are unaware of?

          How old are you?

          Have you stopped your self-sin yet?

          Why do you love Jesus more than life itself?

          Yours in Christ!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Phebe Carlyle
            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 2604

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Hello new person,

            With due respect, I have to wonder about ones dedication to Our Lord, when they don't even pay mind to capitalize the G in God or S in Savior.

            Also, I know I have been touched MANY a time by Rev. Jim, but as Brother Rubicon so beautifully pointed out, I am not sure that his shows are supposed to instill the same feelings in a male.

            There is one redeeming feature in your introduction though. The fact that you enjoy yelling at those who don't accept God as their Savior, so at least we have one positive to work with.

            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Hello, Gary. I assume that your name, "JustEatIt" is the message that you give to your customers who complain about the legs, wings and feelers in their burgers.

              Feeding the poor is a Godly occupation. I know that people who "flip burgers" are generally not well educated, so your carelessness with capitalisation of LORD, Savior or God may be just a reflection of your ignorance about these machines, which are much more complicated than burger cooking implements. If you look at your keyboard you'll find that there's a key labelled "Shift" - if you hold that down while you type His Name you'll give Him due respect. Perhaps one of your co-workers who can read can point to the Shift key for you.

              It's always good to welcome people who love Jesus to this friendly forum.
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • Warner S. Davidson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 586

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Hello Gary,

                You seem as though you are genuine in your intentions (Although it is obvious you are not a sophisticated individual)

                Welcome from another newby aspiring to be a True Christian(tm)

                Perhaps the below verse may be appropriate
                .
                Job 27:4


                4 My lips will not speak wickedness,
                Nor my tongue utter deceit.
                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Hmmmm.... chin whishers, suspenders, white shirt. Your appearance would suggest you might fit in very well in an Amish community.

                  How does driving an RS Turbo square with the teachings of your Amish elders?
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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