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  • Steven the jap lover
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    • Jul 2010
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    #1

    Willing to Learn

    I go to a local southern baptist church and have been for as long as i can remember. I've only recently begun to study the Bible thoroughly so I've been looking for online support. I've been a Christian my entire life, but I know that i have a lot to learn so I am going to do my best to be all ears.
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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    • May 2010
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    #2
    Re: Willing to Learn

    Are you male or female? Married? If male, how many guns do you own? If female, what is your husband's favorite pie?
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    • WinnerNotSinner
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      • Jun 2010
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      #3
      Re: Willing to Learn

      Originally posted by Fabled Kushano View Post
      I go to a local southern baptist church and have been for as long as i can remember. I've only recently begun to study the Bible thoroughly so I've been looking for online support. I've been a Christian my entire life, but I know that i have a lot to learn so I am going to do my best to be all ears.
      Well Praise Jesus you have found us friend! There is a lot of factual information and Christian science on this board that may help you learn. Maybe you would be interested in taking up a Landover university course? (if you live near Freehold)

      There are many online bibles to help you, but I would suggest buying a hard copy of the KJV pronto, burn any other false texts.
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Steven the jap lover
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        #4
        Re: Willing to Learn

        oh sorry, I forgot that important piece of information! I'm a man. My real name is Steven and I don't own any guns.
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        • Steven the jap lover
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          #5
          Re: Willing to Learn

          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
          Well Praise Jesus you have found us friend! There is a lot of factual information and Christian science on this board that may help you learn. Maybe you would be interested in taking up a Landover university course? (if you live near Freehold)

          There are many online bibles to help you, but I would suggest buying a hard copy of the KJV pronto, burn any other false texts.
          Thank you!!! Exploring the threads I can see that there is a lot to learn!!

          I'll look into purchasing a copy of the KJV immediately!
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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
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            Hates anal sex. And trees.
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            • May 2010
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            #6
            Re: Willing to Learn

            Originally posted by Fabled Kushano View Post
            I don't own any guns.
            You're not a little light in your tennis shoes there, are you Kushano?
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            • Steven the jap lover
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              #7
              Re: Willing to Learn

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              You're not a little light in your tennis shoes there, are you Kushano?

              I honestly don't understand what you are suggesting here. Sorry
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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                • May 2010
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                #8
                Re: Willing to Learn

                Originally posted by Fabled Kushano View Post
                I honestly don't understand what you are suggesting here. Sorry
                I'm asking if you're a fairy. I've never heard of a straight man who didn't own a gun.
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                • Steven the jap lover
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                  #9
                  Re: Willing to Learn

                  No, I'm not a fairy. I simply don't have a use for a gun.
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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                    • May 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Willing to Learn

                    Originally posted by Fabled Kushano View Post
                    No, I'm not a fairy. I simply don't have a use for a gun.
                    What do you do if a negra tries to steal a pie cooling in your kitchen windowsill? Just let him take it?
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                    • Steven the jap lover
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                      #11
                      Re: Willing to Learn

                      Good point!! I couldn't just let him steal it!

                      Luckily there aren't many negroes in my nice southern town, so hopefully I wouldn't have to worry about that.
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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Willing to Learn

                        Originally posted by Fabled Kushano View Post
                        Good point!! I couldn't just let him steal it!

                        Luckily there aren't many negroes in my nice southern town, so hopefully I wouldn't have to worry about that.
                        Maybe it's time for you to go and buy a firearm. It's good to have a variety, pistols, shotguns, hunting rifles... You never know what the situation may call for.

                        What town is that? I moved out to the woods here in southern Georgia to get away from all the negras and their crack gangs.
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                        • Steven the jap lover
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                          Re: Willing to Learn

                          I'll definitely look into purchasing one. Now that I think of it, who knows what other ethnics could do to me or my family!

                          I live in a town called Princeton in North Carolina. There aren't a lot of negroes here, but you can hear their loud music blasting as they drive past. Someone should bring God to them.

                          Thank you for welcoming me Billy Bob.
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                          • Nobar King
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                            • Sep 2007
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                            #14
                            Re: Willing to Learn

                            You should stop playing that satanic yugigo game, little boy. BTW, I'm starting to suspect that YOU aren't real. How do I know that you are not a robot? I'm not a programmer, but if I was, I'm pretty sure I could program a robot like you to go along with the above conversation.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Steven the jap lover
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                              Re: Willing to Learn

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              You should stop playing that satanic yugigo game, little boy. BTW, I'm starting to suspect that YOU aren't real. How do I know that you are not a robot? I'm not a programmer, but if I was, I'm pretty sure I could program a robot like you to go along with the above conversation.

                              I only use the yugioh name and avatar because i was unsure of how you would accept me. To be quite honest I am an undeniably ugly man and I think that posting my face would cause discomfort to nausea in the least. I'm not sure what you mean by the program remark. Jesus is the only one that could program another person like me.
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