[James Hutchins]

Re: Willing to Learn

Welcome friend. I am heartwarmed to know you have Jesus as a best pal. How many sons has your wife produced for God? AS a good southerner, it should be well over a dozen by now.
Tell me Steven, what is your favorite section in your KJV? What parts of the Bible do you ignore? I'd also love to hear about your story of redemption.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Willing to Learn

Well, was I really living before I had Christ? ;D

Yes. You were living a life of sin. Don't try and get cute with us.

[Steven the jap lover]

Re: Willing to Learn

Now, see, I have a hard time believing that you've been a Christian your entire life.

Romans 5:12 "Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:"

Ephesians 2:3 "Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others."

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Are you sure you were a Christian your entire life?

Well, was I really living before I had Christ? ;D

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Willing to Learn

I've been a Christian my entire life

Now, see, I have a hard time believing that you've been a Christian your entire life.

Romans 5:12 "Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:"

Ephesians 2:3 "Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others."

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Are you sure you were a Christian your entire life?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Willing to Learn

Hello, Steven - if you're truly here to learn about Jesus then you're certainly welcome.

I'm ashamed to say that I don't own any guns either, though I'm certainly not a homersexual. I just happen to live on a God-forsaken country where the importance of gun ownership to a good Christian man isn't appreciated. What can you expect, of course, from a place that would elect a WOMAN - and an atheist WOMAN living in sin at that - as its leader? From what I hear, she doesn't even bake pies! At least there's an election coming soon, and I'm sure that Jesus will make sure that she's replaced by her opponent who, though he's a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing, kiddie-fiddling catylick, at least is a man.

Proverbs 31:10: Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Willing to Learn

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[WWJDnow]

Re: Willing to Learn

I've been thinking about this Negro stealing a pie problem. On one hand, Jesus did say that we should give things to people who steal from us, and I don't think he meant a butt filled with buckshot:

And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also. Luke 6:29

On the other hand, Jesus also said that good men are to defend their belongings against thieves:

And this know, that if the goodman of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched, and not have suffered his house to be broken through. Luke 12:39

I have been trying to puzzle this one out, and it seems that there is only one conclusion--Luke 6:29 applies ONLY to cloak thieves, and not to pie thieves or any other kind of theif. Therefore, I conclude that the True Christian(TM) thing to do is, indeed, to buy gun.

As always, the Bible has an answer for every question!

[Steven the jap lover]

Re: Willing to Learn

You should stop playing that satanic yugigo game, little boy. BTW, I'm starting to suspect that YOU aren't real. How do I know that you are not a robot? I'm not a programmer, but if I was, I'm pretty sure I could program a robot like you to go along with the above conversation.

I only use the yugioh name and avatar because i was unsure of how you would accept me. To be quite honest I am an undeniably ugly man and I think that posting my face would cause discomfort to nausea in the least. I'm not sure what you mean by the program remark. Jesus is the only one that could program another person like me.

[Nobar King]

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You should stop playing that satanic yugigo game, little boy. BTW, I'm starting to suspect that YOU aren't real. How do I know that you are not a robot? I'm not a programmer, but if I was, I'm pretty sure I could program a robot like you to go along with the above conversation.

[Steven the jap lover]

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I'll definitely look into purchasing one. Now that I think of it, who knows what other ethnics could do to me or my family!

I live in a town called Princeton in North Carolina. There aren't a lot of negroes here, but you can hear their loud music blasting as they drive past. Someone should bring God to them.

Thank you for welcoming me Billy Bob.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Good point!! I couldn't just let him steal it!

Luckily there aren't many negroes in my nice southern town, so hopefully I wouldn't have to worry about that.

Maybe it's time for you to go and buy a firearm. It's good to have a variety, pistols, shotguns, hunting rifles... You never know what the situation may call for.

What town is that? I moved out to the woods here in southern Georgia to get away from all the negras and their crack gangs.

[Steven the jap lover]

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Good point!! I couldn't just let him steal it!

Luckily there aren't many negroes in my nice southern town, so hopefully I wouldn't have to worry about that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Willing to Learn

No, I'm not a fairy. I simply don't have a use for a gun.

What do you do if a negra tries to steal a pie cooling in your kitchen windowsill? Just let him take it?

[Steven the jap lover]

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No, I'm not a fairy. I simply don't have a use for a gun.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Willing to Learn

I honestly don't understand what you are suggesting here. Sorry

I'm asking if you're a fairy. I've never heard of a straight man who didn't own a gun.