[Jo Freddie]

Re: I had to adopt

agreed, it seems that the many's love of faggots will not allow them to release the idea of 'homosexuals', I dare to guess that many cannot go a day without using the term, 'fairy, fag, gay, queer, homosexual, etc. etc. I pity this Legion for not accepting God's Truth in creation - Man and Woman. They are so preoccupied with the false belief that God created homosexual and heterosexual. The idea that God made a mistake and placed a woman in a man's body is blasphemy

You don't even know the name of the imaginary friend you worship do you?
I KNOW who the One True God IS, for He is The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I will say again God's views on this matter..

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.

8. Thou shalt not feel guilty for feeling good.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I‟m the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

7 I'd also like to officiate over gay unions. Lots and lots of gay unions.
8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments. 10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I had to adopt

agreed, it seems that the many's love of faggots will not allow them to release the idea of 'homosexuals', I dare to guess that many cannot go a day without using the term, 'fairy, fag, gay, queer, homosexual, etc. etc. I pity this Legion for not accepting God's Truth in creation - Man and Woman. They are so preoccupied with the false belief that God created homosexual and heterosexual. The idea that God made a mistake and placed a woman in a man's body is blasphemy

God has made no mistake, God created everyone and everything. A fag makes the choice to be a fag, not God.
You seem to be off in the head, a fag is not one of them transexurals( Man in a woman's body).

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

A fag makes the choice to be a fag, not God.

is he a fag when he makes the choice (thinks about it or tempted) or after he commits the act?

1 Corinthians 10

here hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able

[James Dewitt]

Re: I had to adopt

is he a fag when he makes the choice (thinks about it or tempted) or after he commits the act?

1 Corinthians 10

here hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able

Going with your train of thought, the man receiving anal sex is the Homersexural, the man giving it is not. Both are fags. If you think about having sex with a man(if you are a man) you have lusted..

Mark 7:14-15

And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand:There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.



Romans 1:24

Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

[HTannor]

Re: I had to adopt

Ah, Schizo Scherzo , I see you're back and just as combative as ever.

My Gaydar was on full scan when you showed up and the screen went wild with blips. And then that AFK business sent my receiver dishes into overtime. That Away From Keyboard explanation was just too cute, you little savage.

And when you went nuts trying to deny homerism exists was just the frosting on the cake - the payoff, if you will.

C'mon, it's uplifting to be outed, right? You're among friends. Drop the pretense. Tell us about you're true inner self - especially the parts where you got married to a woman to advance your career.

Then tell us about how "Bruce", your true love, is the only one to appreciate you. We'll understand all the conflicts in your life and will guide you - and Bruce - into our defagification program to clear your mind and body of those unclean tendencies.

We're here to help queers and are happy to do so.

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

Both are fags.

1 Corinthians 10

here hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able

I see the devil has influenced you, so I shall ask again, that you may answer 'yea or nay'

is he a fag when he makes the choice (thinks about it or tempted)?


Matthew 5:37
But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

If there is no such thing as a queer, then what it this?

They are obviously Roman Catholics cooling off after playing video games, it is quite warm in Texas

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

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So you are not a Baptist, enjoy hell

Wrong brother, it demonstrates I am not a liar

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

My Gaydar was on full scan when you showed up and the screen went wild with blips.

I believe you are like a sheep and could not make a comment until after the pastor had spoken

You're speaking gibberish and doubletalk. That's not an introduction. Did satan send you?

Mark 1:17

And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.

Pastor Ezekiel is a good man and credit must be given to much of what he says, but our true Lord is Jesus, follow Jesus, brother HTannor and I will gladly walk with you on the narrow path or righteousness

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I had to adopt

I believe you are like a sheep and could not make a comment until after the pastor had spoken

Of course we are sheep. Are you not?

Matthew 25:31-46 (King James Version)

31When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
32And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
37Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
38When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
39Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
44Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
45Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me. 46And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

Of course we are sheep. Are you not?

I am, but, The LORD is my shepherd

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

Why will you not answer the simplest of questions with a direct answer? How many times have you ignored the simple request to know which Church you belong, Either you are hiding something or just being purposefully argumentative. As an uninvited Visitor neither reason makes people want to welcome you with open arms and embrace your ideology that you have the answers and we are all seeing things wrong. We are not in the market for false prophets here.

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

Why will you not answer the simplest of questions with a direct answer? How many times have you ignored the simple request to know which Church you belong,

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

So on your religious timeline, when did you decide The Baptist Church and the ways of the True Christian™ were the ways to Salvation?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I had to adopt

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

You're a damned foreigner I'll bet.