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Hello, my name is Bobby D, former Lutheran turned Landover Baptist Member. I now see the error of my former Papist faith. PRAISE BE TO JESUS
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@Bobby Digital Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
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A cautious welcome Bobby D.Originally posted by Bobby Digital View Post
You are HOPING to be a member of our Godly church.
How old are you? What is your favorite verse from the 1611KJV?
Why do you love Jesus more than life itself?
Do you have a sinful past involving wickedness below the waist line?
Yours in Christ!Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Sorry kind sir, I was hoping to join your congregation. I am 24 and my I have no favorite scripture just Deuteronomy and Ecclesiastes are my favorite books of the Bible. As far as sinful past below the waist line I do not know what you are speaking of, maybe you can enlighten me.Comment
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Originally posted by Bobby Digital View Post
You know full well what I am "speaking of". And no, I will not "enlighten" you with descriptions of sordid filfth. A simple yes or no would work here.
I am not saying you cannot join our Church, but we do require honesty in repentance.
Yours in Christ!Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Hi Bob, welcome to Landover, God's Favorite Church(tm).
Tell me friend, what acts of debauchery led you to Jesus. How low had you sunk before you realized the errors of you homeristic ways?
24 years old, I remember being that young. My first wife had just given birth to my fifth son. How many sons has your wife produced for Jesus?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by Bobby Digital View Post- Warning!!!
I've already proven that people only write this when they're planning something surreptitious. Also, a lot of wiccans talk like that.
You've got a lot of explaining to do, boy, and don't forget that I'm watching you.Comment
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No favorite scripture? I think what you mean is all of it is your favorite. Yes, Deuteronomy and Ecclesiastes, those are fine books. I also love the other 64. You do know that the KJV1611 is the only Bible that is not tainted with satan's lies, don't you?Originally posted by Bobby Digital View Post
I would strongly urge you not to communicate with such a patronizing, sarcastic tone. We here at Landover are very sensitive to that sort of thing. If you are a merry faggot we will find you out.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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