Hello!

[JosephMatthews]

Hello everyone,

My name is Joseph Matthews, I live in a community wrought with atheists and catlicks, so this forum is a true Godsend. I am often chastised for following the Holy Book and worshiping our savior, Jesus Christ. My social options are little, and the churches in town are less than pure, however, King James and I are tight.
I'm an avid musician, praising His Holy Light through song, I play guitar and sing. I have deep interests in science (TRUE science...), and philosophic-based arguments, as to silence atheists.


I was Baptized twice (as a baby and an adult), and have a deep, passionate love for our Lord and Savior... and I'm so excited to find somewhere that shares my sentiments!

Thanks in advance for your welcoming

-JM

[JosephMatthews]

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OH! I forgot to mention my favorite Bible Verse... it is:

Psalm 18:2
"I will love You, O LORD, my strength. The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer"

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hello everyone,

My name is Joseph Matthews, I live in a community wrought with atheists and catlicks, so this forum is a true Godsend. I am often chastised for following the Holy Book and worshiping our savior, Jesus Christ. My social options are little, and the churches in town are less than pure, however, King James and I are tight.
I'm an avid musician, praising His Holy Light through song, I play guitar and sing. I have deep interests in science (TRUE science...), and philosophic-based arguments, as to silence atheists.


I was Baptized twice (as a baby and an adult), and have a deep, passionate love for our Lord and Savior... and I'm so excited to find somewhere that shares my sentiments!

Thanks in advance for your welcoming

-JM

Welcome Brother Joseph!

So far, so good. You seem sincere.

Are you married (to a woman) and procreating for Christ?

How old are you?

Any sins with your filthy parts we should be aware of?

Yours in Christ!

[JosephMatthews]

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Welcome Brother Joseph!

So far, so good. You seem sincere.

Are you married (to a woman) and procreating for Christ?

How old are you?

Any sins with your filthy parts we should be aware of?

Yours in Christ!

Thank you for your warm welcome =)

I'm not married, as I have yet to find a True Christian woman to propose to. I am not gay in any way. I will be 20 in a week!

I do not associate with sinners, I prefer to keep to myself to avert from evil that pulls me away from God. I follow the Holy Book's rules in their entirety, and have repented for the sins of my past. I live my life under the word of Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, pal.

What church do you attend?

Why aren't you out in Iraqistan sending islamofascists to hell for Jesus?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Welcome, Brother Joseph - you seem like a Godly man.

I share your pain at living in a community of atheists, homersexuals and catylicks. But be comforted:

1 Peter 3:
13 And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
14 But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;
15 But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear


We shall see them burn in Hell.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Welcome Mr Matthews,

I am glad to see that you have done the right thing and posted an Introduction as a first priority. Just lovely to know that a young man such as yourself appreciates the value of common courtesy.

There have been many an upstart around these parts of late, flouting all rules.

It is very nice to make your acquaintance and I look forward to further intercourse with you.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[JosephMatthews]

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To Pastor Ezekiel,
I attend a small Baptist Church on the outskirts of my town; it is less corrupted by the heathens that attend the other Churches in town.
I'm not overseas, because I want to wait until I become a citizen of the U.S.A. before joining the military... I wasn't blessed enough to be born in America, and am currently a Canadian citizen, but am planning on working in and becoming a citizen of the United States of America! I had lived in the States with my father for years, but was born in Canada, so when I become an TRUE American citizen, you can bet that you'll see me on the front lines shooting heathens in His holy name!

To Brother Snapper,
Thank you for your empathy, and your warm welcome! It is comforting to know that even in suffering, one can be happy to know that you are simply following God's divine plan to paradise.

To Mrs. P Wintersnow,
Common courtesy is, regrettably, not so common nowadays, is it? I can promise you, you will see nothing but respect and love for the Lord from myself. I'm also looking forward to further discourse and praising!

Yours in Christ

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Praise Jesus Christ!

A respectful young Christian man trying to serve God and His United States of America!

A refreshing break from the minions of Satan that visit here so often.

I would suggest you post in our Christian Singles forum and get the courting started. Many a fine Christian woman would blush in the presence of such a fine young buck.

Yours in Him!

[vincomgo]

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Hi Joseph I'm Vincomgo,newbie here.Hope that we can be friend,okey?:d
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[James Dewitt]

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Hi Joseph I'm Vincomgo,newbie here.Hope that we can be friend,okey?:d
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Vinny, can I call you Vinny? Cool
Say could you do me a little favor, start your own thread. Read how this nice young man constructed is and follow suit.

[Nobar King]

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I'm not overseas, because I want to wait until I become a citizen of the U.S.A. before joining the military...

Why would we want a peacenik commie canuckistani like you when we can get real heroes who are willing to put their lives on the line for the red, white, and blue?

http://www.geygan.net/2010/06/uscis-naturalization-ceremony-in-afghanistan/

[vincomgo]

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hi,I'm Vincomgo.I have just post a message here.I wonder why my sig cannot be a link:-s

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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hi,I'm Vincomgo.I have just post a message here.I wonder why my sig cannot be a link:-s

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[BelieverInGod]

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when I become an TRUE American citizen, you can bet that you'll see me on the front lines shooting heathens in His holy name!

Hmm..... I thought the US was fast-tracking citizenship for people who want to fight. Why didn't you join Canada's **ahem** army....... uh...... nevermind, I think I figured it out.