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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Greetings in the Name of the Lord!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Still you won't or more likely, can't answer the question.
    Who is your "god" who was the father of Jesus... A NAME if you know it.
    His name is Jealous, Yaweh, Elohim, the unnamed God, The Alpha and Omega to name a few.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #17
      Re: Greetings in the Name of the Lord!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Still you won't or more likely, can't answer the question.
      Who is your "god" who was the father of Jesus... A NAME if you know it.
      Look pasta-boy, just give it up, you can't get anyone here to believe your rubbish about meatballs and spaghetti because it simply isn't true; are you aware that you are breaking the first and most important commandment every day you awaken? Because God IS.

      Your book was written WAY after the KJV Bible, and as we all know the older a book is the more reliable it is because more people have seen it and scrutinised it. Explain why there have been many True Christians™, spanning hundreds of years, who have come and gone following the Holy Book into Heaven when I don't know of one person who has ever led a life devoted to alphabetti spaghetti (except you, of course). Again, more scientific proof; the KJV is far more popular than your cook-book so is therefore more reliable.

      Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. Welcome Tappy, to our friendly forum for the Saved©.
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #18
        Re: Greetings in the Name of the Lord!

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        His name is Jealous, Yaweh, Elohim, the unnamed God, The Alpha and Omega to name a few.
        Where does it give his name in the KJV - Collected fairy Tales, not like you not to back up your position with scripture.

        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
        Look pasta-boy, just give it up, you can't get anyone here to believe your rubbish about meatballs and spaghetti because it simply isn't true; are you aware that you are breaking the first and most important commandment every day you awaken? Because God IS.
        Yes GOD IS.
        GOD IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

        Your book was written WAY after the KJV Bible, and as we all know the older a book is the more reliable it is because more people have seen it and scrutinised it.
        Your book was written by a bunch of chasers who had little understanding of the world.
        God chose to wait until the 20th Century to get the Great Prophet Bobby to write the Gospel when people would have a better understanding of the world and not want to fill a book with mumbo jumbo.
        Explain why there have been many True Christians™, spanning hundreds of years, who have come and gone following the Holy Book into Heaven when I don't know of one person who has ever led a life devoted to alphabetti spaghetti (except you, of course).
        Since the dawn of time The FSM has made himself known to people all over the world, evidence of this can be seen in may works of art from ancient cultures.
        Again, more scientific proof; the KJV is far more popular than your cook-book so is therefore more reliable.
        Just because lots of people like something and buy into it does not mean it is better, take katy perry for example, yes PLEASE take her away.
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