Greetings in the Name of the Lord!

[Tappy Tibbons]

Thank you for the warm, Christian welcome to Landover's continuing stand for Godliness! My name is Bro. Tappy Tibbons. I'm a freedom-lovin', soul-winnin', King James Bible-believin', gun-ownin', hell-fire-and-brimstone-preachin', re-blooded American; praise God!

I don't cotton to no sissy-footed, pinko commie hogwash about how God loves everybody. Why? 'Cause I believe in the Holy Bible, that's why! I don't see anything in the Bible about God blessin' Euro-fags or ragheaded blasphemers. When I open up God's holy word, I see a God who up and killed any unbelievin' wretch that got in his way. Praise God.

Wanna beat them terrorist ragheads, America? Stop listening to that queer-lovin' socialist spook in the White House and start listening to God's Holy Word! Our new strategy with the Afagans and the Iraqos should be what God's strategy was in Deuteronomy 2:34, praise God!

And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain

Isn't the Word of the Lord good? Do it God's way, America: Smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice! Praise God.

My name's Tappy Tibbons. I'm here 'cause I'm saved by the blood and you can be saved, too. Want to know how? Just click here - http://www.northcountrybaptist.com/images/bridge.swf

Praise God.

[Jo Freddie]

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Thank you for the warm, Christian welcome to Landover's continuing stand for Godliness! My name is Bro. Tappy Tibbons. I'm a freedom-lovin', soul-winnin', King James Bible-believin', gun-ownin', hell-fire-and-brimstone-preachin', re-blooded American; praise God!

I don't cotton to no sissy-footed, pinko commie hogwash about how God loves everybody. Why? 'Cause I believe in the Holy Bible, that's why! I don't see anything in the Bible about God blessin' Euro-fags or ragheaded blasphemers. When I open up God's holy word, I see a God who up and killed any unbelievin' wretch that got in his way. Praise God.

Wanna beat them terrorist ragheads, America? Stop listening to that queer-lovin' socialist spook in the White House and start listening to God's Holy Word! Our new strategy with the Afagans and the Iraqos should be what God's strategy was in Deuteronomy 2:34, praise God!



Isn't the Word of the Lord good? Do it God's way, America: Smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice! Praise God.

My name's Tappy Tibbons. I'm here 'cause I'm saved by the blood and you can be saved, too. Want to know how? Just click here - http://www.northcountrybaptist.com/images/bridge.swf

Praise God.

Just who is your God?

[Nobar King]

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Hi, Tapper, you guys sure do write funny in Michigan.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Welcome Tappy. What is your favorite scripture? How many sons has your wife borne for Jesus?

[Tappy Tibbons]

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Just who is your God?

Well, my Muslim friend, I believe in the one true God, revealed in God's Holy Authorized King James 1611 Version. Now, you unsaved Muslims don't get the chance to hear God's Holy Authorized 1611 Version of the Bible, cause you're too busy makin IEDs and kissin the pack of demon-lies known as the Koran. God'sd Holy Word (unlike the Muhammaden's UNholy book) is a great treasure. Here is the treasure - Salvation! It is the greatest spiritual treasure in the universe...and it is absolutely free! So, let me quote you from God's Holy and true Word about how ye can be saved -


Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin.
We were born under the power of sin's control.
- Admit that you are a sinner.

Romans 6:23a "For the wages of sin is death..."
Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin. But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity. The Bible teaches that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever. It is the place where people who are spiritually dead will remain.
- Understand that you deserve death for your sin.

Romans 6:23b "...but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Salvation is a free gift from God to you! You can't earn this gift, but you must reach out and receive it.
- Ask God to forgive you and save you.

Romans 5:8, "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin's penalty. He paid the price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life. He did all this because He loved us and gave Himself for us!
- Give your life to God... His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you -- not religion, or church membership. God loves you!

Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."
- Call out to God in the name of Jesus!

Romans 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
- If you know that God is knocking on your heart's door, ask Him to come into your heart.

Jesus said,

Revelation 3:20a "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
- Is Jesus knocking on your heart's door?

Believe in Him.

Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you.

My dear, Mohammadan, now is the time to repent, take the towel off your head and ask Jesus into your heart.

[Tappy Tibbons]

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Hi, Tapper, you guys sure do write funny in Michigan.

Well, I'm not originally from Michigan. My pops is from the beautiful, God-Fearin state of Arkansas. But, we could not stay as share-croppers because Satan attacked our wonderful state during the great Oppression. So, my pops packed us all up to work for the wonderful and wise Henry Ford Motor Company, Praise God.

Welcome Tappy. What is your favorite scripture?

My favorite scripture of all is Deuteronomy 23:1 - "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

Praise God. We've got too many stoneless sissy-boys allowed into our congregations. Time to separate the wheat from the chaff, brothers.

How many sons has your wife borne for Jesus?

I wish I could tell you that she let loose a hundred boys for the Lord, but she has not bore a single, solitary one. Thirteen daughters (I think) and not a single, danglin' penis among 'em. I told her many a time to get down on her knees and repent or else go find me a Hagar. But, I keep hopin' for an Issac.

Will you pray for me, brother?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Will you pray for me, brother?

Oh I will.

[Jo Freddie]

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Well, my Muslim friend..
Blahdblah Blah

The fact you think I am a Muslim speak volumes about your powers of reasoning.

Now you have told me what the son of your god is called, but not the name of the "god" you worship. Terms like Our Lord, The Lord, or God are just descriptions of what you think your imaginary friend is, not its name.

I will rephrase the question. Do you even know the name of the imaginary god that you worship?

[Tappy Tibbons]

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I will rephrase the question. Do you even know the name of the imaginary god that you worship?

All I know is you are clearly in rebellion. You have rejected God's holy salvation plan and chose the way of damnation - that sounds like a Jesus-hatin' Mohammedan to me.

There is a name I love to hear,
I love to sing its worth;
It sounds like music in mine ear,
The sweetest name on earth.

Praise God.

You want to know the name of my Lord? Well, sir, his name is Jesus. And I believe 'that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth.' Praise God.

I've bowed my knee. Perhaps tribulation and hell-fire will be what it takes for you to bow yours.

[Jo Freddie]

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All I know is you are clearly in rebellion. You have rejected God's holy salvation plan and chose the way of damnation - that sounds like a Jesus-hatin' Mohammedan to me.

There is a name I love to hear,
I love to sing its worth;
It sounds like music in mine ear,
The sweetest name on earth.

Praise God.

You want to know the name of my Lord? Well, sir, his name is Jesus. And I believe 'that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth.' Praise God.

I've bowed my knee. Perhaps tribulation and hell-fire will be what it takes for you to bow yours.

Jesus is the son of your "god"

Mark 1:1 KJV -Collected Fairy Tales: The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God;

What is the name of Jesus's dad?

Now as for my faith I worship God, The One True God, and his name is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The fact you think I am a Muslim speak volumes about your powers of reasoning.

Fine one you are to talk about "reasoning"!

"Ooo Look! a Spic restaurant! Let's go in and worship!"

I laugh at your delusion!

[Tappy Tibbons]

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Now as for my faith I worship God, The One True God, and his name is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

This is an abomination unto the Lord. You'd do well to repent, sonny.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hello Brother Tappy,

I must say, it is an absolute pleasure to make the acquaintance of such a Godly man as yourself.

I am sorry to hear however that you have not been blessed with Soldiers of Christ, but as I usually try to see the positives, I have to presume that your house is FULL of many a warm pie, just waiting for you to dip a finger into.

As your help-meet is not giving you sons, I would hope that she is at least teaching your daughters all the domestic duties necessary for a True Christian™ woman to be complete. IE:cleaning, pie making..etc. I am sure that is the least she can do considering.

I certainly look forward to future intercourse with you.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Hallelujah! Welcome Brother Tappy - it's good to see such fine preaching in an introduction. And you certainly gave it to the meatball muncher!

I think you're going to fit in very well here!

[Jo Freddie]

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This is an abomination unto the Lord. You'd do well to repent, sonny.

Still you won't or more likely, can't answer the question.
Who is your "god" who was the father of Jesus... A NAME if you know it.