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  • Holy Guacamole
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    • Jul 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Hello My Friends!

    I was a Catholic once, but now i see their wicked ways. I have repented and I seek a purer faith.

    I am glad to find this forum. I do hope to make many friends.

    I am a father of two beautiful girls, the oldest is 9 and the youngest is 6. I want to raise them free from the filth I grew up with, and i hope that the wisdom of this Christian community will help me steer them towards the true path.
    ¡Los católicos nos traicionan! - Rev. Gualberto De La Cruz
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Hello My Friends!

      Welcome. How long has it been since you switched to the One True Faith? It's good that you can have a sense of humor about your past. (I mean your funny user handle and mariachi avatar. Don't be surprised if people think you're a racist just because you honor your heritage).
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Holy Guacamole
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          • Jul 2010
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Hello My Friends!

          Thank you very much for your comment sir, I AM a Chicano, and I AM proud of of my heritage. That is a picture of me when i played guitar in a band.

          I left Catholicism nine years ago, and my life has improved immensely as I've put it behind me.

          Thank you for your comment, I already feel at home here
          ¡Los católicos nos traicionan! - Rev. Gualberto De La Cruz

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Hello My Friends!

              How much of your lawn mowing income do you tithe?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • ProfessorDeven-MD
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                  • Jul 2010
                  • 18
                  #5
                  Re: Hello My Friends!

                  iBuenvidos! A beautiful story, I hope you find all you seek in life.

                  GODbless, Dr. D

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                    • Mark Christ
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 84
                      #6
                      Re: Hello My Friends!

                      Hello my messican friend. Welcome. I probably know some of your family. They mow my lawn once a week. You seem to habla englisha very well. That's good that you know God's true language.

                      Bless you and remember, safety first while hanging around in front of Home Depot.

                      Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337
                          #7
                          Re: Hello My Friends!

                          I am a lumberjack and I work side by side with many taco gobbling spics. I have a great deal of respect for the many accomplishments of their race, such as migrant strawberry picking, swimming, gang banging, and opening beer bottles with their teeth. However, I do not have much respect for Fidel Castro, the spic emperor. He is a commie. May the spic people be freed from his oppression.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Holy Guacamole
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                              • Jul 2010
                              • 8
                              #8
                              Re: Hello My Friends!

                              Haha!

                              My Brother actually runs a landscaping company

                              My parents had the wisdom to make me learn "God's true language"
                              ¡Los católicos nos traicionan! - Rev. Gualberto De La Cruz

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                                • Felicity
                                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 4834
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello My Friends!

                                  @Holy Guacamole Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                                  Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                                  I Jesus!

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                                    • James Dewitt
                                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 6267
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello My Friends!

                                      Beno nachos amego, did you escape the Catliks with your backside virginity still intact?

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello My Friends!

                                          Originally posted by Holy Guacamole View Post
                                          I was a Catholic once, but now i see their wicked ways. I have repented and I seek a purer faith.

                                          I am glad to find this forum. I do hope to make many friends.

                                          I am a father of two beautiful girls, the oldest is 9 and the youngest is 6. I want to raise them free from the filth I grew up with, and i hope that the wisdom of this Christian community will help me steer them towards the true path.
                                          How much for the girls?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 608
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello My Friends!

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              How much for the girls?
                                              What a wonderful offer! What a marvellous and inspiring example of True Christian (tm) charity!

                                              Holy Guacamole, I recommend that you let Pastor Ezekial have your girls free of charge so that he can bring them up in Freehold, where they can be grow up as True Christians (tm) among people who love Jesus.
                                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                                                • Bernice Gratsch
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                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                  • 19
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello My Friends!

                                                  Guacamole is a very funny color and very spicy.

                                                  We don't much care for that sort of unusual "food" here, but if your wife has a recipe she'd like to include in the Landover Ladies' Prayer Circle Recipe Booklet, I would be happy to consider publishing it.

                                                  You do have a wife, I presume?
                                                  Concerned Bible-Centered Christian
                                                  Servicing Jesus since the Nixon Administration

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