Maby you can help me?

[LAZARUS_GUY]

Church: None, as of yet.
Bible Verse: Have not yet found a favorite.
Came to find Jesus: Have not yet, read below.


I am currently Agnostic. I (currently) do not either believe nor disbelieve in a God or Gods.

That being said, I am currently looking to learn about the various religions (or lack thereof) of the world and decide which I belong in. I look forward to hearing your explanations about your religion.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Go to a local independent Baptist church. Pick up a copy of the King James Version of the Bible. Read it cover to cover and then get back with us.

You can also read it online for free at www.biblegateway.com .

No need to thank me. It's my Christian duty.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

Re: Maby you can help me?

I have actually started to read the King James Version (digital version) along with several other versions of the Bible. Reading them at the same time allows me to cross-reference and clearly see the differences.

While I do believe that the KJV Bible is the most important literature and main staple of this religion, I would also like feedback from the religion's community. Are there any particular highlights about this religion I should know of?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Maby you can help me?

While I do believe that the KJV Bible is the most important literature and main staple of this religion, I would also like feedback from the religion's community. Are there any particular highlights about this religion I should know of?

Gen 1:1-Rev. 22:19. That should do you nicely. If you must parallel read to get the hang of the Baskerville English, I recommend the English Standard Version and Young's literal.

Check Brother V's Bible in a year for commentary. It's amazing stuff.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Welcome, Lazarus Guy. It sounds as if you're truly in search of salvation.

Of course Pastor Levi's advice is excellent, but I also highly recommend Brother V's Bible in a Year as a very worthwhile course of study.

If I have one hint for you as the way to true salvation, it's this:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Who is Maby?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Who is Maby?

Maby Dick?

[HTannor]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Your user name is: LAZARUS_GUY

Your signature line is:
My avatar pic is copyright Renee Salassa Banks, 2010.

And you posted this:

I look forward to hearing your explanations about your religion.

I look forward to you telling us if you are a man or a woman.

[Once was lost]

Re: Maby you can help me?

I can only say this,If your seeking Salvation then you have come to the right place.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Maby you can help me?

@LAZARUS GUY

Since you are already a devil worshipping agnostic, I would recommend that you refrain from reading anything but the King James until you have thoroughly integrated its teachings into your life. Someone like yourself could easily be misled into homosexuality or abortionism if you do not come to the Lord quickly.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

Re: Maby you can help me?

@Nobar King: Sorry for my misspelling, it appears I have misconfigured my in-browser spellcheck. I will fix that momentarily. @HTannor: I am male. @Billy Bob Jenkins: Good sir, I would like to point out a difference between Agnostic and Satanic. Followers of Satanism (a religion I have already researched and found unagreeable) worship Satan, while an Agnostic person does not worship any God, nor lack thereof. I do not worship Satan, though I am looking for a suitable religion to follow.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: Good sir, I would like to point out a difference between Agnostic and Satanic. Followers of Satanism (a religion I have already researched and found unagreeable) worship Satan, while an Agnostic person does not worship any God, nor lack thereof. I do not worship Satan, though I am looking for a suitable religion to follow.

So you worship nothing. What is it about nothing that makes you want to worship it? And how is worshipping nothing any better than worshipping satan? They are both false idols.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Sorry for the double post, but the formatting on my last post made it hard to read. I am reposting it with the (hopefully) correct formatting.


@Nobar King: Sorry for my misspelling, it appears I have misconfigured my in-browser spellcheck. I will fix that momentarily.

@HTannor: I am male.

@Billy Bob Jenkins: Good sir, I would like to point out a difference between Agnostic and Satanic. Followers of Satanism (a religion I have already researched and found unagreeable) worship Satan, while an Agnostic person does not worship any God, nor lack thereof. I do not worship Satan, though I am looking for a suitable religion to follow.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

Re: Maby you can help me?

So you worship nothing. What is it about nothing that makes you want to worship it? And how is worshipping nothing any better than worshipping satan? They are both false idols.

First I apologize for double-posting. My previous post was flood controlled and you managed to reply before I.

On to my explanation: I do not worship anything, but that is not the same as worshiping nothing. I have a general lack of worship, hence why I am trying to find my spirituality and a suitable religion.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Maby you can help me?

First I apologize for double-posting. My previous post was flood controlled and you managed to reply before I.

On to my explanation: I do not worship anything, but that is not the same as worshiping nothing. I have a general lack of worship, hence why I am trying to find my spirituality and a suitable religion.

Dear Lazy Guy, part of the problem is that you live in a city filled with Demoncrats. The other portion of your problem is that your father failed you at a young age. Instead of letting you run wild with the lieberals of Philadelphia, he should have been teaching you the Bible and beating you for not having the initiative to do so on your own. YIC James Dewitt.