[LAZARUS_GUY]

Re: Maby you can help me?

Dear Lazy Guy, part of the problem is that you live in a city filled with Demoncrats. The other portion of your problem is that your father failed you at a young age. Instead of letting you run wild with the lieberals of Philadelphia, he should have been teaching you the Bible and beating you for not having the initiative to do so on your own. YIC James Dewitt.

First, a quick note: Please do not use the tag Lazy Guy when referring to me. I have chosen my name for a reason, and such a shortening defaces it. I do forgive you as you did not know this at the time of posting.

While my father's parenting may not have been the best, it is actually my liberal upbringing that brings me here. I was born into Catholicism and Judaism, later decided they were not my spirituality, and have since been looking for a new religion.

[James Dewitt]

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First, a quick note: Please do not use the tag Lazy Guy when referring to me. I have chosen my name for a reason, and such a shortening defaces it. I do forgive you as you did not know this at the time of posting.

Well excuse me, all I did was shorten your name

While my father's parenting may not have been the best, it is actually my liberal upbringing that brings me here. I was born into Catholicism and Judaism, later decided they were not my spirituality, and have since been looking for a new religion.

A Catlik- Joo , I cant respond to that its too damn funny.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I do not worship anything, but that is not the same as worshiping nothing.

How so?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I was born into Catholicism and Judaism, later decided they were not my spirituality, and have since been looking for a new religion.

A catlick joo? How did that work? Was your priest's ring kosher?

[James Hutchins]

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I have actually started to read the King James Version (digital version) along with several other versions of the Bible. Reading them at the same time allows me to cross-reference and clearly see the differences.
While I do believe that the KJV Bible is the most important literature and main staple of this religion, I would also like feedback from the religion's community. Are there any particular highlights about this religion I should know of?

The key thing to remember, is to read the entire Bible. Realize God had it written. Think about the fact He went to all the effort to have an 'instruction manual for man' created. That means every single word is to devoured and followed to the "T" with zero deviation. If God had wanted us to skip or 'interpret' parts, He'd of said so in the footnotes.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: To say that I worship nothing implies that I worship, which I don't. I know it can be a bit confusing, but consider me in limbo between faiths.

@Brother Snapper Grogan: Oh no, the two religions were separate. My mother was Catholic and my father was Jewish. Though after my mother died, most of the Catholic influence was removed. The concept of a kosher ring is quite funny, thanks for the laugh!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: To say that I worship nothing implies that I worship, which I don't. I know it can be a bit confusing, but consider me in limbo between faiths.

First you worship nothing, now you don't. Make up your mind for pity's sake!

[James Dewitt]

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Mr Lazy Guy, It must be difficult to discern what is a True Religion(TM) when raised by ring kissing Papist and a Joo's( they killed our Savior Jesus), I can assure you that upon your parents inevitable departure form this world they will be sent to hell. Take solace in that fact. Now on to you, may I suggest that you find an independent Baptist Church, seek a Godly Pastor and ask for guidance. A soul is a terrible thing to waste.

[Jo Freddie]

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May I suggest that you find an Pastafarian Church, seek Godly Pasta for guidance.
Details in my signature will lead you to the TRUTH.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: Lack of worship is not worship of a lack, as that would be akin to Atheism, to which I do not belong. Again, it can be confusing. This also ends my ways of explaining Agnosticism, if you would like a clearer definition, please research it for yourself. I regret my inability to help you understand, but I will not be explaining it further as I would just be repeating myself. @James Dewitt: You have again insulted my name, but I forgive you as you may have forgotten. Please do not let it happen again. Furthermore, I take no solace in the thought of my parents going to hell (if it exists). @Jo Freddie: This is the first I have heard of the Pastafarian Church, I shall add it to my prospects and begin my research immediately. Thank you very much for bringing it to my attention!

[LAZARUS_GUY]

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I apologize again for my double-post and horrid formatting, though I think I have found the problem, and it should not happen again.

@Billy Bob Jenkins: Lack of worship is not worship of a lack, as that would be akin to Atheism, to which I do not belong. Again, it can be confusing. This also ends my ways of explaining Agnosticism, if you would like a clearer definition, please research it for yourself. I regret my inability to help you understand, but I will not be explaining it further as I would just be repeating myself.

@James Dewitt: You have again insulted my name, but I forgive you as you may have forgotten. An acceptable shortening would simply be Laz. Please do not let it happen again. Furthermore, I take no solace in the thought of my parents going to hell (if it exists).

@Jo Freddie: This is the first I have heard of the Pastafarian Church, I shall add it to my prospects and begin my research immediately. Thank you very much for bringing it to my attention!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: Lack of worship is not worship of a lack, as that would be akin to Atheism, to which I do not belong. Again, it can be confusing. This also ends my ways of explaining Agnosticism, if you would like a clearer definition, please research it for yourself. I regret my inability to help you understand, but I will not be explaining it further as I would just be repeating myself.

I do not need you to explain anything to me. I am the one who is trying to explain something to you. And that is that the worship of nothingness is a very dark and ungodly thing. There are no provisions for the worship of nothingness in the Bible. I beg you to cease this unholy practice and let Jesus in your heart before it is too late!

[Jo Freddie]

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@Jo Freddie: This is the first I have heard of the Pastafarian Church, I shall add it to my prospects and begin my research immediately. Thank you very much for bringing it to my attention!

I am sure you will find The True Holy texts of our Church much more enlightening and entertaining then the KJV1611 collected Fairy Tales.

[LAZARUS_GUY]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: I understand what you are saying about the worship of nothingness. It just seems to me that you are confusing two different concepts.

@Jo Freddie: So far, the ideas are quite intriguing, and most definitely entertaining. Again, thank you very much for the suggestion!

[Bobby-Joe]

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@Billy Bob Jenkins: I understand what you are saying about the worship of nothingness. It just seems to me that you are confusing two different concepts.!

You have to look at it this way friend; you admit God may exist? Correct? Then you have to admit God may toss you into He for not believing He exists.

Do you want to risk the possibility of eternal torment because you were to selfish to believe in God without any reasonable proof? Of course not! The worst possibly thing that if God doesn't exist, well you die and that is that. Repent and turn yourself over to Jesus now friend.