I don't care for Jews

[ArthurFertford]

My dear Doris before she passed on told me so many times to not trust them Jews or dark people. We went to the same church for over 40 years before the Lord saw fit to take her away from me by way of one of them stabbing her in the throat just to take the £12.50 she had in her handbag outside Tesco when she was going in to buy bananas. We didn't have bananas in the old days you see.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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That's an ...interesting... introduction. Interesting but poor.

What Church do you go to? Where do you live? How many sons have you bore for Jesus? What Denomination are you? What is your favourite passage of scripture and WHY?

Jews are known to be selfish money grabbers, so I'm not surprised. I can only sympathise with you how damaging the event must have been. Praise Jesus that he will be going to Hell for all eternity.

Exodus 20:2-17 (King James Version)
15Thou shalt not steal.
13Thou shalt not kill.

[Wide-Open]

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Welcome Arthur.

Tesco you say. Hmm. What have you done to displease the Lord so badly that he forced you to shop there? You can come clean with us, we've seen it all before.

Personally, the people you are accusing of the demise of your late wife give me the Hebe-jeebies, but I hope you understand that your introduction might be seen as slightly racist.

Tell us a bit more about yourself, and don't hold back.

[Sister Charli]

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My dear Doris before she passed on told me so many times to not trust them Jews or dark people. We went to the same church for over 40 years before the Lord saw fit to take her away from me by way of one of them stabbing her in the throat just to take the £12.50 she had in her handbag outside Tesco when she was going in to buy bananas. We didn't have bananas in the old days you see.

G'day Art,

How sad for you to lose your Doris this way.

R.I.P Doris. May God take care of her soul.

What was she gonna do with the bananas?

Cake? Pie? Garnish? or snack?

[ArthurFertford]

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I live a lonely life, my dear son who I raised as a fine Christian soldier deserted me and my Doris to marry a filthy Jew sinner. I'm afraid I don't go outside much nowadays let along to church as ever since my Doris was taken from me I've been terrified a darkie will get me on a dark street corner. The hired help refuses to take me, I think it's something to do with them being a foreigner.

Doris was going to make banana bread with half of the bananas and throw the rest at our neighbour who was a fuzzy wuzzy.

[Lisa H]

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I live a lonely life, my dear son who I raised as a fine Christian soldier deserted me and my Doris to marry a filthy Jew sinner. I'm afraid I don't go outside much nowadays let along to church as ever since my Doris was taken from me I've been terrified a darkie will get me on a dark street corner. The hired help refuses to take me, I think it's something to do with them being a foreigner.

Doris was going to make banana bread with half of the bananas and throw the rest at our neighbour who was a fuzzy wuzzy.

You are having a run of bad luck. I will pray that things will get better for you.

[Sister Charli]

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Oh Art,

You poor dear sweetheart,

Where do you live Hun?

I am sure someone here can pick you up and take you to an independent Baptist church for regular services and bible study classes.

Oh I so wish you lived near me so I could make you my speciality Koala and mango pies.

Daddy says my pie tastes the best.

Take care Art. Life must be so hard without Doris there with you.

[James Dewitt]

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I live a lonely life, my dear son who I raised as a fine Christian soldier deserted me and my Doris to marry a filthy Jew sinner. I'm afraid I don't go outside much nowadays let along to church as ever since my Doris was taken from me I've been terrified a darkie will get me on a dark street corner. The hired help refuses to take me, I think it's something to do with them being a foreigner.

Doris was going to make banana bread with half of the bananas and throw the rest at our neighbour who was a fuzzy wuzzy.

Art I do understand your fear of Joos and nigras. I lived in New York City my entire life and was witnessed to so many vile crimes. I proposed to the Mayor once that we pile up a bunch of loaded guns in a parking lot and invite a large group of Joos and nigras to the location, we would tell the joos that at the bottom of the pile there was a $100 dollar bill and tell the nigras that at the bottom of the pile there was a bag of the marijuana drug. At the end of the fight arrest who ever was left standing for murder and drug possession. I never got an answer to that letter?

[HTannor]

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I agree, WNS, a poor introduction. But I’m inclined to cut the old boy some slack.

I mean the poor old codger hasn’t got any teeth – typical Brit: bad, few, or no teeth at all.

He seems to be really hung up on bananas. Obviously they are of great importance to him, perhaps his only dietary sustenance. It’s not as if he could just grab a bag of peanuts and have at ‘em.

So, perhaps we can welcome him on a provisional basis. And here I’m thinking as long as he behaves himself and doesn’t try to bugger any of us, we can let him sit in the corner and fondle his banana.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Welcome, Arthur. I'm sorry to hear about your tragic loss, made all the worse by giving that filthy joo darky enough money to buy drugs or kosher ham. I hope you'll find solace among the friendly folks of God's Favorite Forum.

I am sure someone here can pick you up and take you to an independent Baptist church for regular services and bible study classes.

Oh I so wish you lived near me so I could make you my speciality Koala and mango pies.

See what a friendly place this is? Mmmmmm. I can just taste Sister Charli's pie now!

[James Hutchins]

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Mr. Fertford, I am honored to meet you. Not often a man of your years is willing to get up and speak the truth.
At your age, you must of lost count of the number of sons your wife bore for you to give to Jesus.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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My dear Doris before she passed on told me so many times to not trust them Jews or dark people. We went to the same church for over 40 years before the Lord saw fit to take her away from me by way of one of them stabbing her in the throat just to take the £12.50 she had in her handbag outside Tesco when she was going in to buy bananas. We didn't have bananas in the old days you see.

Welcome Brother!

You are among friends. We don't trust them either. But we do try to save the big-nosed and dark among us. Jesus loves all that turn to him.

If you provide all of your credit card numbers and the deed to your house to one of our pastors, we'll get you those dentures you need. We are here to help in serving Him!

Yours in Christ!

[Dirk]

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More elder people!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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We didn't have bananas in the old days you see.

Indeed, they were difficult times, Mr. Fertford -- but we made do as best we could. During the Depression my mother would feed my siblings and I pananas, that is, paper-bananas: rolled-up newspaper which had been soaked in water and molded into a banana shape. When we children had been behaving ourselves, mother would stuff the middle of the panana with cabbage, an absolute treat! Our fare was simple, but hearty.

[joshbr10]

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Jesus was a jew.