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  • Thicklette
    WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
    • Apr 2010
    • 49

    #1

    hello

    I am thicklette. I am wiccan and a juggalette. I do not go to church. Do not have any children I do not want any. Oh and Im bisexual, but I like woman more.
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: hello

    @Thicklette Welcome!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
      I am thicklette. I am wiccan and a juggalette. I do not go to church. Do not have any children I do not want any. Oh and Im bisexual, but I like woman more.
      Why are you called "Thicklette"? Are you a gluttonous fatso?

      Proverbs 23:20-21 (King James Version)

      20Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Thicklette
        WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
        • Apr 2010
        • 49

        #4
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Why are you called "Thicklette"? Are you a gluttonous fatso?

        Proverbs 23:20-21 (King James Version)

        20Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

        I am called thicklette because I have big hips and big breasts and the lette part is because im a juggalette

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
          I am thicklette. I am wiccan and a juggalette. I do not go to church. Do not have any children I do not want any. Oh and Im bisexual, but I like woman more.
          In which case you are doomed to eternal Sodomy in hell. You had a chance to sit with Him in Heaven, but chose devil worship and filthy wickedness instead.

          Enjoy the heat!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Thicklette
            WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
            • Apr 2010
            • 49

            #6
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
            In which case you are doomed to eternal Sodomy in hell. You had a chance to sit with Him in heaven, but chose devil worship and filthy wickedness instead.

            Enjoy the heat!

            Oh I will

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
              I am called thicklette because I have big hips and big breasts and the lette part is because im a juggalette
              Having big breasts and big hips is no good if you weigh 400 pounds. Did you know that God hates fat people?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Thicklette
                WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
                • Apr 2010
                • 49

                #8
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Having big breasts and big hips is no good if you weigh 400 pounds. Did you know that God hates fat people?

                I am not fat I weigh 310 lbs

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                  I am thicklette. I am wiccan and a juggalette. I do not go to church. Do not have any children I do not want any. Oh and Im bisexual, but I like woman more.
                  Translation: No man would ever want me.

                  Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                  I am called thicklette because I have big hips and big breasts and the lette part is because im a juggalette
                  Translation: I'm fat white trash.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                    I am thicklette. I am wiccan and a juggalette. I do not go to church. Do not have any children I do not want any. Oh and Im bisexual, but I like woman more.

                    The first thing I read was wiccan, and then I got the puke taste in my mouth, then I hit Biesexural, now I am cleaning puke off the floor. Thanks you nasty he/she .

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                    • Thicklette
                      WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 49

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Translation: No man would ever want me.



                      Translation: I'm fat white trash.

                      Thank you so much for your kindness Mr Jones have a good day and dont forget to beat your wife after all its what God wants

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        Dear Clown-lady,

                        If you keep up your present lifestyle, you will go to hell. In an act of Christian kindness, here are some descriptions of hell from the Bible:



                        A place of weeping and gnashing of teeth - And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 25:30).

                        A place of outer darkness - "Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 22:13).

                        A place of torments -"And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom" (Luke 16:23).

                        A place of Sorrows - "The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me;" (2 Samuel 22:6).

                        A place of everlasting destruction - "Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;" (II Thessalonians 1:9).

                        A place where men and women are tormented with fire and brimstone - "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8).

                        A place where fire is not quenched -"Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" (Mark 9:44).

                        A bottomless pit - "And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit" (Revelation 9:2).

                        A place of no rest - "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name" (Revelation 14:11).

                        It is ultimately a lake of fire - "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death" (Revelation 20:14).

                        A place of hopeless of unsatisfied desires - "And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame "(Luke 16:24). The rich man wanted water but could not get any.

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                          I am not fat I weigh 310 lbs
                          Ma'am, I don't know where you are from, but I consider that to be very fat indeed

                          You need to lose it, hun. Think of your health!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                            Thank you so much for your kindness Mr Jones have a good day and dont forget to beat your wife after all its what God wants
                            Don't forget to go back to smoking meth in your single wide and worshiping clever-man... Oh wait, juggatards never forget to do those things.

                            Do you know how magnets work, young lady?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Thicklette
                              WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 49

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Ma'am, I don't know where you are from, but I consider that to be very fat indeed

                              You need to lose it, hun. Think of your health!

                              Then what would be my ideal weight? Oh and thank you everyone for my wonderful awards.

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