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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Newbie

    Originally posted by blonde View Post
    Psalm 103:20 KJV
    Bless the LORD, you his angels, that excel in strength, that do his commandments, hearkening to the voice of his word.
    I just love the Psalms. Especially the imprecatory ones.

    Psalm 58:6-8 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
    Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
    As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • blonde
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      • Jul 2010
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Newbie

      Question how do I communicate with a member who posted a question to my profile? I found her profile but how do I write on her wall?
      Thanks
      Blonde

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Newbie

        Originally posted by blonde View Post
        What is a KJV 1611 though? yes I do have a KJV and yes I am washed in the blood of the Lamb and covered in the blood
        Its not your unclean time is it?

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #19
          Re: Newbie

          Originally posted by blonde View Post
          Question how do I communicate with a member who posted a question to my profile? I found her profile but how do I write on her wall?
          Thanks
          Blonde
          On her profile, under statistics, there should be an option for, post a visitor message.

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          • blonde
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            • Jul 2010
            • 13

            #20
            Re: Newbie

            Wow thats about as Random as you can get! What does that have to do with anything?

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #21
              Re: Newbie

              Originally posted by blonde View Post
              Wow thats about as Random as you can get! What does that have to do with anything?
              Are you referring to your own post???

              Who is being random here?

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              • Brother Barnabus
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                • Apr 2010
                • 388

                #22
                Re: Newbie

                Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                Oh wow, you Christians, such LOVELY imagery

                Is this what you look like?

                Thanks Dogbone ... You're such a help
                Nahum 1:2

                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #23
                  Re: Newbie

                  Originally posted by blonde View Post
                  Hello
                  I am a Christian Woman and dare a even say a Woman after God's own Heart.
                  I love the Lord and was raised Christian and try to do all things in Honor of God and to be an instrument of His peace and serve His people. I am a true country southern girl and love relaxing and listening to guitar music country or gospel will do. I'm a so-so cook, definitely prefer to indulge in other's cooking vs mine.
                  I'm not sure what else ya'll wanna know.
                  Look forward to being in dialogue and reading your thoughts.
                  Even though you have already called me a feminazi bitch which I am not.
                  Definatley not a feminazi, I shave my legs and not a bitch, I am of the human not canine nature.

                  In Him
                  Blonde
                  Oh my goodness, where do I start with this.

                  For a start, Jesus did not come in peace, He came with a sword and made His intentions more than clear.

                  Secondly, over-indulgence (aka gluttony) is a sin; whether it be courtesy of Ben and Jerry's or your mom's pot roast.

                  Third, your use of the NIV. It is a false teaching and NOT even reminiscent of God's word, which no doubt is the reason you attend a Nazarene Church.
                  Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior was not a Nazarene. You are following a different Jesus as in Yeshua Ben Pandira; a fellow of the Nazarene gnostic sect. He was originally an Egyptian to boot! That particular fellow was living some 200 years before Jesus of Nazareth was born and is written about in great detail in the Jewish Talmud.

                  So that said, you are not a Christian at all. Perhaps if you spent less time eating Twinkies and more time on PROPER Bible STUDY (as in reading the KJV1611) you would know this.

                  It is people like you who make me sick to my stomach and who give we True Christians™ a bad name.

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • alleycat
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                    • Jun 2010
                    • 15

                    #24
                    Re: Newbie

                    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                    Oh my goodness, where do I start with this.

                    For a start, Jesus did not come in peace, He came with a sword and made His intentions more than clear.

                    Secondly, over-indulgence (aka gluttony) is a sin; whether it be courtesy of Ben and Jerry's or your mom's pot roast.

                    Third, your use of the NIV. It is a false teaching and NOT even reminiscent of God's word, which no doubt is the reason you attend a Nazarene Church.
                    Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior was not a Nazarene. You are following a different Jesus as in Yeshua Ben Pandira; a fellow of the Nazarene gnostic sect. He was originally an Egyptian to boot! That particular fellow was living some 200 years before Jesus of Nazareth was born and is written about in great detail in the Jewish Talmud.

                    So that said, you are not a Christian at all. Perhaps if you spent less time eating Twinkies and more time on PROPER Bible STUDY (as in reading the KJV1611) you would know this.

                    It is people like you who make me sick to my stomach and who give we True Christians™ a bad name.

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
                    I was going to comment on her gluttonious ways until I saw your comment.

                    I don't think I could have worded it better myself.

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                    • blonde
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                      • Jul 2010
                      • 13

                      #25
                      Re: Newbie

                      You people are the most fake asinine air headed hypocrites I have ever met in my life. But have done a great job I might add at perpetuating the hoaxing stereotype. You really had me for a while. Thank God almighty in heaven that you all are just a moronic hoax, proving at those who indulge in ignorance are just another symbol of the end times.
                      I will be praying for all of you, no one should misconstrue the word of God so much so as you have done.
                      You should be ashamed of yourselves this is not the way that true Christians conduct themselves.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #26
                        Re: Newbie

                        Originally posted by blonde View Post
                        . Thank God almighty in heaven that you all are just a mormonic hoax, proving at those who indulge in ignorance are just another symbol of the end times.
                        I take great offense at this. We are NOT Mormons!

                        You should be ashamed of yourselves this is not the way that true Christians conduct themselves.
                        Please tell me where we have not followed the Bible.

                        Also, since you seem to think it's alright for YOU to call US asinine, air-headed hypocritical morons indulging in ignorance and symbols of the end times, why is it wrong for us to pass judgment on others? Are you holding yourself do a different standard then you hold us to? There's a word for that.
                        Matthew 24:51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

                        Matthew 5:21"You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' 22But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: Newbie

                          Originally posted by blonde View Post
                          Yo
                          I will be praying for all of you, no one should misconstrue the word of God so much so as you have done.
                          You should be ashamed of yourselves this is not the way that true Christians conduct themselves.
                          Pardon me, but I could accuse you of the same. How would that make you feel?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #28
                            Re: Newbie

                            Originally posted by blonde View Post
                            I will be praying for all of you, no one should misconstrue the word of God so much so as you have done.
                            The Word of God is infallible and inerrant. I will be praying for you, doubter.

                            2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version)

                            16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Sister Charli
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1590

                              #29
                              Re: Newbie

                              Originally posted by blonde View Post
                              My favorite is from the book of Psalms.
                              I prefer proverbs ....
                              Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version)
                              21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.



                              However, I suppose if our body is the temple of the Holy Spirit ....
                              1 Corinthians 6:19 (King James Version)
                              19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?


                              there is no question that you are a rather expansive temple and not just a little shack.

                              As for your comment re the "random" post, I assume that was aimed at Brother James questioning your feminine cycle. It would appear by your moodiness that it is indeed that time of the month. I do hope that you are using your computer in your menstra hut or isolated somewhere from society as you must realise that you are unclean.
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #30
                                Re: Newbie

                                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                                I prefer proverbs ....
                                I prefer ProvHerbs
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