Hello, and an apology

[PlasmaPuke]

Hello, I am a 16 year old male living in NY, and I stumbled upon this website accidentally. I was aggressive in the beginning, but now I know that that was wrong, I apologize. After lurking around the forums more, you people have opened my eyes to God's true will. Thank you so much and I will be a better person from now on.

Also, could you change my name back?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, and an apology

Well it's nice to see your manners improving. It's amazing what can happen with the power of Jesus. I just pray that this is a real conversion.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, and an apology

Hello, I am a 16 year old male living in NY, and I stumbled upon this website accidentally. I was aggressive in the beginning, but now I know that that was wrong, I apologize. After lurking around the forums more, you people have opened my eyes to God's true will. Thank you so much and I will be a better person from now on.

Also, could you change my name back?

I'm glad the presence of God on these Holy forums cast the demons from your backside, son.

What I want to know is, what have you learned about the love of God?

Will you actually sit down and read the Bible now? Will you continue to hypocritically call yourself a Christian while perusing such vile websites as 4chan?

I'm guessing your parents make you go to church, yes? Now, it's time to study the Word or be sucked into the spoon feeding your false ministers want you to have.

Your summer reading project, should you accept it, is to read Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy, Isaiah, Matthew and Revelation.

If you don't come back a 100% believer after that, I will triple back your money on when Jesus comes during the rapture and kills 2/3rd of the world with a sword that comes from His mouth and rules the rest of the world with an iron fist!

That's Revelation 19, btw,

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello, and an apology

Matthew 5:4-6

5:4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

15:5 And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

15:6 And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, and an apology

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Hello, and an apology

Does this change in personality happen to you often? if so is it during the Evening hours after the sun goes down and the moon comes up?