[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello im James.

Well done, James. It's not easy to be an ex-masturbator -believe me, I know.

Just a couple of hints - be certain to capitalise His Name when you use it, and take no notice of the meatball muncher - his sauce is soon going to be warmed up over the aeternal flames.

Keep up the good work, read the KJV1611 Bible every day and follow His commandments.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello im James.

ProvHerbs

52 Avast! Give in to temptation daily, for the FSM is not vengeful god and wants you to have a little fun along the way.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello im James.

ProvHerbs
52 Avast! Give in to temptation daily, for the FSM is not vengeful god and wants you to have a little fun along the way.

Yes - precisely the advice given to Our Mother, Eve, by the serpent. "Go on - eat it - it'll be fun!" And see what happened?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello im James.

Yes - precisely the advice given to Our Mother, Eve, by the serpent. "Go on - eat it - it'll be fun!" And see what happened?

Thank you Brother Snapper, yet another example of what is wrong with the kjv1611 collected fairy tales.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello im James.

Thank you Brother Snapper, yet another example of what is wrong with the kjv1611 collected fairy tales.

Get thee behind me, spaghetti-sucker. Your tomatolated lies can't hurt me, but for every innocent you lead astray, Satan will add another barb to his red-hot tallywacker, just for you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello im James.

Get thee behind me, spaghetti-sucker. Your tomatolated lies can't hurt me, but for every innocent you lead astray, Satan will add another barb to his red-hot tallywacker, just for you.

Yet another example of your preoccupation with sadistic sexual acts.
I tell you no lies I speak only the Truth as I want you to share in the Good News

ProvHerbs

54 The FSM shall bless the True Believer who wipeth the sauce from his chin, but shall not spare the shirts of the careless.