[Mark Christ]

Re: Christian and gay

Not to mention open anused

Nah Seriously. Cocks rock! Gay and proud loud and not wearing a shroud. Head in the clouds, feet on the ground. I'm gay as Jesus even though he wasn't aloud... to be gay, you know hay!!!

So that's what Im'a say. I R GAY.

Nah not really. I'm straight, but I have gay friends... We enjoy laughing at Homophobes liek the entire population of this forum bar one or two.

Why are you derailing this thread? If you have friends who are Homers then you are a homer.

Exactly right Brother Dewitt. And see how confused he? First he says he's gay and then he says he's straight Confusion = HOMER! No doubt about it.

[YouKnowMe]

Re: Christian and gay

I find it amusing that you people insult people for every reason possible, and yet you have dumb terms such as "homers" or "lesbeans". Please use the correct terms if you are going to go as far as to insult others for their wrongs.

[Hellhound]

Re: Christian and gay

Not to mention open anused

Nah Seriously. Cocks rock! Gay and proud loud and not wearing a shroud. Head in the clouds, feet on the ground. I'm gay as Jesus even though he wasn't aloud... to be gay, you know hay!!!

So that's what Im'a say. I R GAY.

Nah not really. I'm straight, but I have gay friends... We enjoy laughing at Homophobes liek the entire population of this forum bar one or two.

I once thought the the same way. I used to get and erection every time I thought about the male genitalia (black cock). I wanted to do all kinds of fantastic acrobatic things with it. The devil he tempted me, and torched me as I lustfully looked for pornography on the web and gazed at my girlfriends brother.

But thank the Lord! I have now been put on the right path and am now trying to correct my ways! I have already began looking for a pastor to teach me the ways of the true Christian.

I have also had homosexual friends but I could not stand to be around the sexyness they were!

Get of this Christian site you faggo! pillow bitter!
pm me I will help you understand how I have understood!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian and gay

Hi there Im new here please dont make fun of me. I am 18 years old and am recently homosexual. I would like 2 no what kinds of fun thingz the homosexuals people do on this website I have heard its a nice place to meet people as dey are very friendly an open minded.

This is called the introduction forum for a reason. It's not the pervert forum.

Please tell us about yourself, only leave out the details of your degenerate lifestyle. We want to know your name, what church you attend, and what makes you call yourself a Christian.

What are some of your favorite scriptures?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian and gay

if any body knos what I should do to sop please help me.

Friend, I'm not familiar with the sodomite lingo, so I don't know what "sopping" is. But I must tell you it sounds pretty icky, and pretty sinful.

Just stop your sopping and get right with Jesus already!

[Hellhound]

Re: Christian and gay

This is called the introduction forum for a reason. It's not the pervert forum.

Please tell us about yourself, only leave out the details of your degenerate lifestyle. We want to know your name, what church you attend, and what makes you call yourself a Christian.

What are some of your favorite scriptures?

Friend, I'm not familiar with the sodomite lingo, so I don't know what "sopping" is. But I must tell you it sounds pretty icky, and pretty sinful.

Just stop your sopping and get right with Jesus already!

Well for started I know its not a pervert website that why I was drawn here. I think the Lord wanted me to cum here by some miracle. I just typed Christian forum into a search engine I came here.

My real name is Curtis Jackson and I attend a small church called the Highbury church. My lifestyle used to include lots of homosexual activities such as masturbating with young mens and videoing it then selling it for money. But thank fully I have found our Lord and am on my journey to salvation. (I have stopped completely on the activities of the gay but only do it twice a week now)

I call myself Christian because I want to go to heaven and not the other place, also I am very judgemental on others and I love my neighbour.

Also I misspelt stop, I hoped no one would notice but luckily your not black and are very intelligent that is why I am assuming you noticed my fellow Christian.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Christian and gay

Hellhound, from the responses you have received here it is clear that you are not being given anything that even comes close to the TRUTH

No one has shown you the TRUE word of God, The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

I am here to show you the TRUTH.

Sexuality it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything or anyone, it is who they are.

I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.

God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Followed by this piece of advice

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I'm the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

7 I'd also like to officiate over gay unions. Lots and lots of gay unions.
8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian and gay

Well for started I know its not a pervert website that why I was drawn here. I think the Lord wanted me to cum here by some miracle. I just typed Christian forum into a search engine I came here.

My real name is Curtis Jackson and I attend a small church called the Highbury church. My lifestyle used to include lots of homosexual activities such as masturbating with young mens and videoing it then selling it for money. But thank fully I have found our Lord and am on my journey to salvation. (I have stopped completely on the activities of the gay but only do it twice a week now)

I call myself Christian because I want to go to heaven and not the other place, also I am very judgemental on others and I love my neighbour.

Also I misspelt stop, I hoped no one would notice but luckily your not black and are very intelligent that is why I am assuming you noticed my fellow Christian.

If you've stopped then you aren't queer anymore. Praise Jesus for sending you to Landover to get washed clean of perversion!

Next I recommend enlisting in the Marines. They'll send you off to Iraquistan to help send islamofacists to hell for Jesus. That should make a man out of you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Christian and gay

Next I recommend enlisting in the Marines. They'll send you off to Iraquistan to help send islamofacists to hell for Jesus. That should make a man out of you.

3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Christian and gay

But thank fully I have found our Lord and am on my journey to salvation. (I have stopped completely on the activities of the gay but only do it twice a week now)

Sounds like a contradiction here. You have stopped but still do it twice a week.

Do you want to burn in hell with a red hot poker up your butt or have you genuinely repented?

As someone else mentioned you can be a pretend Christian and join an Anglican church as a poofter but all that means is that you will meet a lot of your room mates from hell before you get there.

Get yourself a KJV1611 and get on your knees to read it.

John 14:6 (King James Version)
6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Christian and gay

Ya really gays should quit being gay and just accept the love that Jesus offers you. Let Him hold your hand and spread his Holy Grace on you from head to toe on all those lonley knights before you finally get out of your gayness. Just let Him enter you, and you'll be filled with this warmeness, that i can only describe as Godly warmy goo.

Dont get me wrong, Jesus isn't just love and roses, He's also vengeful against Sinners such as gays and other sinners. he'll send you to Hell in a handbasket and let you be S&M'd by all those leather wearing demons waiting for you to rise out of the Holy Lake of Fire after you get dropped in it.

You gusy need to get your heads out of the gutter and back to religion!

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Christian and gay

Hellhound, from the responses you have received here it is clear that you are not being given anything that even comes close to the TRUTH

See - this is the problem. By being a homer you leave yourself open to malevolent influences, like those of the spaghetti-sucker!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Christian and gay

See - this is the problem. By being a homer you leave yourself open to malevolent influences, like those of the spaghetti-sucker!

What is up Snappy? Frighted I will help someone see through your lies and find The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Christian and gay

What is up Snappy? Frighted I will help someone see through your lies and find The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

I recoil at the very thought of what abominable uses you make of these "noodly appendages" at your heathen God-mocking rituals. But seeing as how you cultivate sodomites, it's impossible not to imagine, no matter how hard I try to force the images from my mind.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Christian and gay

I recoil at the very thought of what abominable uses you make of these "noodly appendages" at your heathen God-mocking rituals. But seeing as how you cultivate sodomites, it's impossible not to imagine, no matter how hard I try to force the images from my mind.

From the TRUE word of GOD!

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

That is what The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster things about your preoccupation with what others get up to.

You may have sexual fantasies about your mythical deity, but that is not how one worships The One True God.