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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #61
    Re: Christian and gay

    Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
    fags are the most disgusting debauched thing to walk on this earth!!
    Not true, the Most Holy Scriptures teach us otherwise as I have already pointed out in this topic.
    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Hellhound, from the responses you have received here it is clear that you are not being given anything that even comes close to the TRUTH

    No one has shown you the TRUE word of God, The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

    I am here to show you the TRUTH.

    Sexuality it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything or anyone, it is who they are.

    I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

    The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:
    3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
    God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

    The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"
    4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
    Followed by this piece of advice
    8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
    The Book of Piraticus
    Chapter 3 Pastalm XII
    1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
    2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I'm the FSM.
    3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
    4 There's no reason for any of that.
    7 I'd also like to officiate over gay unions. Lots and lots of gay unions.
    8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
    9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
    10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
    11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.
    Heratio Christofison why do you hate The One True God, Praise be to His Noodly Appendages, and His creation so much?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #62
      Re: Christian and gay

      Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
      Your loving the fags because you love them buddy!!! by Jesus!!

      Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
      Please use the KJV1611 Authorized Bible only. What you meant to say was:

      1 Corinthians 6:9 --"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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