[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked
I know deep down in your subconscious you ache for Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace Lisa, your conscious mind is just not aware of it yet.

You are even more of a loon than I thought if you believe that.
I only worship the True God.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie, as you like to be known, it is merely fortunate that the Lord has seen fit to exclude you from those who should suffer death for enticing Christians into apostasy!

This is down to The Lord God being The Flying Spaghetti Monster, not your mythical Elohim.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My intro

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

Mr Freddie, as you like to be known, it is merely fortunate that the Lord has seen fit to exclude you from those who should suffer death for enticing Christians into apostasy!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

You are such a mocker Jo Freddie. Don't you have some PSM to go and eat.

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked

1. It is an undeniable fact that being a follower of His Great Starchiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in these times invites derision from those who have not been touched by His Noodly Appendages.
2. Indeed, a large part of the fun of our wonderful religion is watching our unquestioning, zealous opponents become riled up as we explain our points of view.
3. Some might even say that if it were not for the of these opponents, Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace would have no draw for them.
4. Without the contempt of those who wish to force others to adhere to their own personal beliefs, they may feel that there would be no need for the elaborate, holy pirate outfits and debates and discussions with other science-minded folk; indeed, a true religion with no object to divine revelation can be inherently frivolous.
5. I certainly hope it never comes to pass that my fellow Pastafarians never need to feel this way, but nevertheless the sentiment is there. Until then, there is great joy and a great sense of comradery and community in being a Pastafarian, and the exaggeratedly angry reactions we receive from stubborn nonbelievers enhances the entertainment of it quite a bit.

I know deep down in your subconscious you ache for Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace Lisa, your conscious mind is just not aware of it yet.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

You are such a mocker Jo Freddie. Don't you have some PSM to go and eat.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Here at Landover Baptist Church we believe the truth

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: My intro

Actually, I believe the world came into being via the Big Bang.

I bet you believe that you're descended from an ape, too.

Here at Landover Baptist Church we believe the truth:

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

We'll have none of those EVILutionist lies here, missy.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Actually, I believe the world came into being via the Big Bang.

What sort of fools do you think we are? The Earth and everything else in creation was made 5,000 years ago by Our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
A Condensed History of the World

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My intro

No, Charli, I'm not gay.
And I have a great deal of admiration and respect for the wise and gentle carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth.

It is clear you are homosexual, "Touch It Paul". You think your anagram is clever, but you aren't dealing with idiots here.

Why are you here and what do you hope to accomplish in improving your walk wiith Christ?

Can you give up the gayness and come clean to Jesus in your sin?

Yours in Christ!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: My intro

Several people here assumed I was male before I ever explained the origin of my handle.
And seeing as how names like Charli(e), Leslie, Lynn, Evelyn, Lee, Frankie, Chris, Kris, and several others can be used for either sex, I find that it's better not to make assumptions regarding a person's gender based solely on their name.

Perhaps if you had shown some common courtesy and made it clear in a proper introduction if you are male or female to begin with, then there would be no confusion, nor incorrect conclusions at all.

We aren't God! We cannot read minds!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

PS. You should stop your sassing too, Missy!!

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

OK. Let me get my head around this.

It would be OK for me to call myself Charlie with an "e" and not assume that folk would think I was male?

Would a female call herself David, John, Matthew, Ezekiel and expect others who can not see her face to face to know that she is a female?

God does not like deceivers. And you appear adept at lies, tall tales and deception.

Proverbs 6:16-19 (King James Version)
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Several people here assumed I was male before I ever explained the origin of my handle.
And seeing as how names like Charli(e), Leslie, Lynn, Evelyn, Lee, Frankie, Chris, Kris, and several others can be used for either sex, I find that it's better not to make assumptions regarding a person's gender based solely on their name.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

I didn't say that I dressed up in a breechcloth. And the Tchoupitoulas dancers are all men.

OK. Let me get my head around this.

It would be OK for me to call myself Charlie with an "e" and not assume that folk would think I was male?

Would a female call herself David, John, Matthew, Ezekiel and expect others who can not see her face to face to know that she is a female?

God does not like deceivers. And you appear adept at lies, tall tales and deception.

Proverbs 6:16-19 (King James Version)
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

So heterosexual female Cherokees wear breechcloths?

Or was this just another of your falsities to try and deceive us?

I didn't say that I dressed up in a breechcloth. And the Tchoupitoulas dancers are all men.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My intro

I am part Cherokee.

You mean you're an injun. Yoga is very satanic.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

Tchoupitoulas is the name of a band of Mardi Gras Indians - musicians who dress up in breechcloths and feathers and dance through the streets of New Orleans in a Mardi Gras parade.

I am a straight female,

So heterosexual female Cherokees wear breechcloths?

Or was this just another of your falsities to try and deceive us?