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  • shade
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    • Oct 2007
    • 54

    #1

    Pyro ninja satanist going to hell

    Names Anthony!

    I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
    I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

    I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

    I gonna like this place.
    These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
    I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by shade View Post
    Names Anthony!

    I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
    I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

    I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

    I gonna like this place.
    Normally I would say "Get thee behind me, satan!", but since you are an admitted sodomite who lusts after my muscular body, good looks and rock hard abs, I'd just as soon keep you in front of me where I can see you.

    Exactly what do you want here, filthmonger?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: Yo!

      I wasn't quite sure about you being retarded until you called a .22 rifle a gun; now I'm sure.

      So you practice Chaos Magick huh? Can you make yourself disappear?

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      • Youth Pastor Marty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 365

        #4
        Re: Yo!

        Originally posted by shade View Post
        Names Anthony!

        I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a choad!
        I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

        I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

        I gonna like this place.
        Oh good! Another bedwetting Nancy Boy brings the world one step closer to Armageddon. Your knives and girl's gun won't keep God from flicking you like a child's booger into the Lake of Fire.

        Like to play with flames, do we? Too bad it will be the flames and demons playing with you in Hell, homer.

        Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: Yo!

          Originally posted by shade View Post
          I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).
          You call that a gun?
          Oh well, you ARE a homosexual!
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Wash O'Hanley
            Debate Moderator (and participant)
            Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
            Louder Than Reason
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2126

            #6
            Re: Yo!

            For the record: nude Greco-Roman wrestling isn't a martial art.
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            • shade
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Oct 2007
              • 54

              #7
              Re: Yo!

              Eh, just see what kinda sh*t I could get into here.

              22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

              Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!



              Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine
              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-11-2007, 11:56 PM. Reason: profanity removed
              These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
              I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #8
                Re: Yo!

                Originally posted by shade View Post
                22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.
                So it's not only weak caliber, it's also ANTIQUE?
                I must say you sound like a real gun-expert.
                And I bet your limp wrists couldn't handle a 12 GAUGE (not guage) anyways.

                Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!
                There is nothing "magical" about cutting someone's brake cables..

                Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine
                No, they got worse. And it's not possible to enjoy Hell -
                That's what really makes it hell, fool.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Youth Pastor Marty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 365

                  #9
                  Re: Yo!

                  Originally posted by shade View Post
                  Eh, just see what kinda **** I could get into here.

                  We guessed that just by reading your previous post. If you are looking for buggery, go bother the Wiccans or even the Catholics, depending on your style.

                  22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

                  Your username and greeting lead me to believe you are colored. Yes, if you plan to commit crime and make money by robbing convenience or liquor stores, the 12 gauge is your best bet.

                  Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!

                  Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine
                  Your future most likely involves AIDS. You have more than one trait that leaves you prone to it. Satan will spit in your face by letting you burn with it.

                  Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Yo!

                    Originally posted by shade View Post
                    Oo, fun... those demons got wipes
                    Demons don't use wipes you idiot. You think after they gang-rape you they're going to clean you up and give you some flowers?

                    Demon spooge is going to be your new skin.

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                    • Virginia Day Templeton
                      Christ's Battle Axe
                       
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2827

                      #11
                      Re: Yo!

                      Wipes and chains? Don't pollute our forum with your poop fetishes.
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                      • shade
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 54

                        #12
                        Re: Yo!

                        Got great rate of fire though, plus Im an excellent shot.
                        Hehe, I seriously doubt that.

                        You're right...

                        I'm sure I'd find a way, specially since all my friends and my boyfriend are goin' there!

                        And I appologize, Ezekiel, ya wont see it again
                        These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                        I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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                        • shade
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                          • Oct 2007
                          • 54

                          #13
                          Re: Yo!

                          Wipes(typo! I not fully awake...) I meant whips. "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.."

                          Poop fetish = gross beyond reason, right along with adult baby, and pee fetish
                          Blood fetish = hot, as long is its not fatal amounts of blood

                          Nah, I ain't coloured, I got Cherokee, German, Dutch, British, Scottish, and Irish blood in me. Though lots o me friends are black.
                          These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                          I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            Re: Yo!

                            Originally posted by shade View Post
                            Wipes(typo! I not fully awake...) I meant whips. "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.."

                            Poop fetish = gross beyond reason, right along with adult baby, and pee fetish
                            Blood fetish = hot, as long is its not fatal amounts of blood

                            Nah, I ain't coloured, I got Cherokee, German, Dutch, British, Scottish, and Irish blood in me. Though lots o me friends are black.
                            Well, "shade", I am sorry you have to leave us so soon, but sissies who practice kung-FOO with their teddy bears and pretend to shoot daddy's rifle don't last long here.

                            Trust me, kid. Go play with the other retards in your family. You are out of your depth here.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • shade
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 54

                              #15
                              Re: Yo!

                              HAH!

                              I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).
                              These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                              I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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