Pyro ninja satanist going to hell

[shade]

Names Anthony!

I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

I gonna like this place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo!

Names Anthony!

I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

I gonna like this place.

Normally I would say "Get thee behind me, satan!", but since you are an admitted sodomite who lusts after my muscular body, good looks and rock hard abs, I'd just as soon keep you in front of me where I can see you.

Exactly what do you want here, filthmonger?

[Deaner]

Re: Yo!

I wasn't quite sure about you being retarded until you called a .22 rifle a gun; now I'm sure.

So you practice Chaos Magick huh? Can you make yourself disappear?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Yo!

Names Anthony!

I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a choad!
I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

I love Zack, he makes me very happy, and he is so hotter than the fires a hell!

I gonna like this place.

Oh good! Another bedwetting Nancy Boy brings the world one step closer to Armageddon. Your knives and girl's gun won't keep God from flicking you like a child's booger into the Lake of Fire.

Like to play with flames, do we? Too bad it will be the flames and demons playing with you in Hell, homer.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

You call that a gun?
Oh well, you ARE a homosexual!

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Yo!

For the record: nude Greco-Roman wrestling isn't a martial art.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Eh, just see what kinda sh*t I could get into here.

22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!



Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

So it's not only weak caliber, it's also ANTIQUE?
I must say you sound like a real gun-expert.
And I bet your limp wrists couldn't handle a 12 GAUGE (not guage) anyways.

Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!

There is nothing "magical" about cutting someone's brake cables..

Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine

No, they got worse. And it's not possible to enjoy Hell -
That's what really makes it hell, fool.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Yo!

Eh, just see what kinda **** I could get into here.

We guessed that just by reading your previous post. If you are looking for buggery, go bother the Wiccans or even the Catholics, depending on your style.

22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

Your username and greeting lead me to believe you are colored. Yes, if you plan to commit crime and make money by robbing convenience or liquor stores, the 12 gauge is your best bet.

Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!

Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine

Your future most likely involves AIDS. You have more than one trait that leaves you prone to it. Satan will spit in your face by letting you burn with it.

[Deaner]

Re: Yo!

Oo, fun... those demons got wipes

Demons don't use wipes you idiot. You think after they gang-rape you they're going to clean you up and give you some flowers?

Demon spooge is going to be your new skin.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Yo!

Wipes and chains? Don't pollute our forum with your poop fetishes.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Got great rate of fire though, plus Im an excellent shot.
Hehe, I seriously doubt that.

You're right...

I'm sure I'd find a way, specially since all my friends and my boyfriend are goin' there!

And I appologize, Ezekiel, ya wont see it again

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Wipes(typo! I not fully awake...) I meant whips. "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.."

Poop fetish = gross beyond reason, right along with adult baby, and pee fetish
Blood fetish = hot, as long is its not fatal amounts of blood

Nah, I ain't coloured, I got Cherokee, German, Dutch, British, Scottish, and Irish blood in me. Though lots o me friends are black.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Yo!

Wipes(typo! I not fully awake...) I meant whips. "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.."

Poop fetish = gross beyond reason, right along with adult baby, and pee fetish
Blood fetish = hot, as long is its not fatal amounts of blood

Nah, I ain't coloured, I got Cherokee, German, Dutch, British, Scottish, and Irish blood in me. Though lots o me friends are black.

Well, "shade", I am sorry you have to leave us so soon, but sissies who practice kung-FOO with their teddy bears and pretend to shoot daddy's rifle don't last long here.

Trust me, kid. Go play with the other retards in your family. You are out of your depth here.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

HAH!

I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).