[shade]

Re: Yo!

Oh really?
I honestly didn't know, thanks for the information.



And you still found that out AFTER you became a "satanist".
So in reality, you call yourself after satan because you thought it would make you look cool/whatever..

Before, not after. Before I found the literature, I simply called myself an atheist. Course, I had been an occultist since I was 13.
I had been reading and applying:
Meditation
Divination(scrying, tarot cards, ouija, dowsing, etc.)
Numerology
Astrology
Alchemy(not transmutation of metals, but transmutation of the self to a god-like state)
Runes
Invocation of the gods(as a psychodrama, not in a religious context)


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And you regard yourself an adversary against what? Christianity? Good sense and taste? Decency?
Sounds like yet another pre-teen rebellion against mom and dad, state and God, how mature. [quote]
Against religions which tell us to wait for some afterlife.(Vital Existance vs Spiritual Pipe-dreams) Against those religions which claim human tendencies are all sins.(Indulgence vs Abstinence)

Knows what? That you're a so-called "satanist"?
You only had to say that here because we are Christians?
Hoping for what.. That we would be scared? That'd be the day!

People down here, with the exception of my little brother and a couple of his and my friends, only think I'm atheist. And neither my brother, nore any of our friends care; and Hannah justs asks me to come to her church every now and then.
I do not care about the shock factor, it gets old.
No, I only brought it up so that ya'll would see right off the bat where I stand.

If that was the case then you would be fine with just being you...
You wouldn't NEED to call yourself a satanist!
You're nothing but a sorry kid, just like the rest of them.
And you're going to hell!

I believe, as Dr. LaVey did, that humans need ritual and myth to create a tension in their life.
I pretend to believe in the existance of hundreds of gods during ritual, and outside of the chamber I am a total atheist.
The rituals are myth, but their effects on my life are very real.
They have helped me to:
Work towards my goals.
Remove my enemies from my world.
Find my boyfriend.
Get rid of every emotional connection to my past religion(I was Christian, once), via rituals of blasphemy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Yo!

I pretend to believe in the existance of hundreds of gods during ritual, and outside of the chamber I am a total atheist.
The rituals are myth, but their effects on my life are very real.
They have helped me to:
Work towards my goals.
Remove my enemies from my world.
Find my boyfriend.
Get rid of every emotional connection to my past religion(I was Christian, once), via rituals of blasphemy.

Why you little satanist! I think I'll have JESUS swing by and smite you or a close friend or relative just to show you who's in charge. LOOK OUT! HERE IT COMES!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo!

I believe, as Dr. LaVey did, that humans need ritual and myth to create a tension in their life.

Are you also a bitter old self-hating joo pervert who is destined to die penniless and in the gutter like your hero LaVey did?

"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ."
--2 Thessalonians 1:8

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

Before, not after. Before I found the literature, I simply called myself an atheist. Course, I had been an occultist since I was 13.
I had been reading and applying:
Meditation
Divination(scrying, tarot cards, ouija, dowsing, etc.)
Numerology
Astrology
Alchemy(not transmutation of metals, but transmutation of the self to a god-like state)
Runes
Invocation of the gods(as a psychodrama, not in a religious context)

So in short, you use witchcraft.
BTW Alchemy isn't anything else than a stupid non-working variant of chemistry. (But both are witchcraft of course.)
Seriously, fooling around with mercury & sulphur will hardly put you in a "god-like state"..

Against religions which tell us to wait for some afterlife.(Vital Existance vs Spiritual Pipe-dreams) Against those religions which claim human tendencies are all sins.(Indulgence vs Abstinence)

Spiritual pipe-dreams?
And this comes from someone who uses witchcraft and obviously sees that it's effects are very real?
Just from where do you think that power comes.. You?
Then you wouldn't need to invoke anything, say anything, use any kind of ritual.. You could do it at will. But you can't, because it's not of you:
But the power one use in witchcraft comes from satan and his demons.

It is satan who gives you a tiny bit of power..
Safe in the knowledge that doing so will make you disobey God, reject Jesus and damn yourself to hell.

You're a fool if you can't see that.
Despite the fact that you don't believe in satan, you engage in witchcraft, blaspheme God, sin, call yourself a satanist etc etc
Satan has really blinded you.. And as you can see, you don't need to belive in him to be his SLAVE.

You trade eternal bliss in Paradise for a little temporary power that will lead you to eternal torture in hell.
Only an idiot would do that.

People down here, with the exception of my little brother and a couple of his and my friends, only think I'm atheist. And neither my brother, nore any of our friends care; and Hannah justs asks me to come to her church every now and then.
I do not care about the shock factor, it gets old.
No, I only brought it up so that ya'll would see right off the bat where I stand.

Friend, there is nothing special about this.
ALL atheists use witchcraft, except they call it 'science'.

I believe, as Dr. LaVey did, that humans need ritual and myth to create a tension in their life.
I pretend to believe in the existance of hundreds of gods during ritual, and outside of the chamber I am a total atheist.
The rituals are myth, but their effects on my life are very real.
They have helped me to:
Work towards my goals.
Remove my enemies from my world.
Find my boyfriend.
Get rid of every emotional connection to my past religion(I was Christian, once), via rituals of blasphemy.

As we always say here:
You don't need to believe in satan, cause he believes in you.
No matter if you believe in any of those false gods (who'm are all demons in disguise) you can SEE that their power is very real.

The same goes for hell, you don't need to believe in hell to go there.
And you're currently headed straight for the fire that burns eternal.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Yo!

Before, not after. Before I found the literature, I simply called myself an atheist. Course, I had been an occultist since I was 13.
I had been reading and applying:
Meditation

Oh, I see. You accidentally smoked some incense when you were a kid, and now your brains are too fried to accept Jesus. Tough luck.

Against religions which tell us to wait for some afterlife.(Vital Existance vs Spiritual Pipe-dreams)

You want to spend all eternity burning in Hellfire? Besides, there's lots of fun things we can do in this life. Reading the Bible and praying and shooting at ragheads and suchlike.

Against those religions which claim human tendencies are all sins.(Indulgence vs Abstinence)

In other words, you're mad at God because your parents won't let you stay out past 10:30 at night.

People down here, with the exception of my little brother and a couple of his and my friends, only think I'm atheist.

So you've not got the cojones to tell everyone you worship Satan, but you tell your kid brother's friends because you hope that if you make yourself look cool and mysterious enough, one of them might give you a handjob? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

I pretend to believe in the existance of hundreds of gods during ritual, and outside of the chamber I am a total atheist.

Friend, that's called Dungeons & Dragons. It's not a very good philosophy to live your life by.

The rituals are myth, but their effects on my life are very real.
They have helped me to:
Work towards my goals.
Remove my enemies from my world.
Find my boyfriend.
Get rid of every emotional connection to my past religion(I was Christian, once), via rituals of blasphemy.

That's so emo it makes me want to vomit. If you got a real job, you could probably afford to hire some Jew therapist to listen to your emo whinging, instead of dressing up in your momma's clothes and pretending to worship the devil.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

Remove my enemies from my world.

Has it ever worked? Our enemies keep on dying in freak accidents, like crushed to death by lettuce after Pastor Al gets up in Church and asks Jesus to sends angels to tie that sinner up and toss her into a truck load of lettuce. Whose God is working now?

You really make no sense to me. You claim to be an atheist, someone who does denies the existence of God (even though we Christians know they secretly do believe in Him). Yet for all that non-belief in (as one disgusting atheist told me) in "fairy tales" you go pray to a god who you know is non-existent, who you know is impotent and perform acts that you find disgusting in his name. Were is the "reason" you atheists brag about so much in that?

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Why you little satanist! I think I'll have JESUS swing by and smite you or a close friend or relative just to show you who's in charge. LOOK OUT! HERE IT COMES!

So since you've cursed me in your religion, does that mean I get to curse you? I hear Loki makes a terrible house guest... Enjoy!

Are you also a bitter old self-hating joo pervert who is destined to die penniless and in the gutter like your hero LaVey did?

Actually, I'm an optimist, and I love myself. Also, I'm not a Jew. I don't believe in your Jehovah.

So in short, you use witchcraft.
BTW Alchemy isn't anything else than a stupid non-working variant of chemistry. (But both are witchcraft of course.)
Seriously, fooling around with mercury & sulphur will hardly put you in a "god-like state"..

Esoteric alchemy; it has a lot more to do with symbols, then it does with substances.

Spiritual pipe-dreams?
And this comes from someone who uses witchcraft and obviously sees that it's effects are very real?
Just from where do you think that power comes.. You?
Then you wouldn't need to invoke anything, say anything, use any kind of ritual.. You could do it at will. But you can't, because it's not of you:
But the power one use in witchcraft comes from satan and his demons.

It is satan who gives you a tiny bit of power..
Safe in the knowledge that doing so will make you disobey God, reject Jesus and damn yourself to hell.

You're a fool if you can't see that.
Despite the fact that you don't believe in satan, you engage in witchcraft, blaspheme God, sin, call yourself a satanist etc etc
Satan has really blinded you.. And as you can see, you don't need to belive in him to be his SLAVE.

You trade eternal bliss in Paradise for a little temporary power that will lead you to eternal torture in hell.
Only an idiot would do that.

If by power, you mean self-induced placebo, then yes I believe it comes from me
Rituals of blasphemy have the sole purpose of breaking any emotional bond to a previous religion which would hold a person back in the present; it can range from simply signing a contract to burning religious texts(such as the KJV1611).

When I die, nothing will happen. I will live on in memory, but nothing else.

Oh, I see. You accidentally smoked some incense when you were a kid, and now your brains are too fried to accept Jesus. Tough luck.

Actually, no, I didn't. Meditation does not require incense. I only need to focus on my breath to meditate.

You want to spend all eternity burning in Hellfire? Besides, there's lots of fun things we can do in this life. Reading the Bible and praying and shooting at ragheads and suchlike.

I don't believe in Hell. You might as well be telling me that the world is flat, the sky's a glass dome, that the earth was created only a few thousand years ago, and the earth is the centre of the universe!

In other words, you're mad at God because your parents won't let you stay out past 10:30 at night.

No. I disagree with religions which say that Lust, Wrath, Envy, Greed, Sloth, Pride, and Gluttony are sins.

Lets see, I lust after Zack.
I get angry.
I envy rich folks.
I get greedy about my money.
I didn't feel like getting outta bed this morning.
I have a king-sized ego.
I eat thirds.(which surprises me that I only weigh 106 lbs).

So you've not got the cojones to tell everyone you worship Satan, but you tell your kid brother's friends because you hope that if you make yourself look cool and mysterious enough, one of them might give you a handjob? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

I just don't care to draw attention to myself.
My 15 yr old brother and his friend are mostly atheist with only one pagan; they agree with much of what I believe. My own friends know and they don't even care.

Friend, that's called Dungeons & Dragons. It's not a very good philosophy to live your life by.

Its a lot more active than some stupid game.

That's so emo it makes me want to vomit. If you got a real job, you could probably afford to hire some Jew therapist to listen to your emo whinging, instead of dressing up in your momma's clothes and pretending to worship the devil.

Im anti-emo and the opposite of a psychic vampire(attention whore)

Has it ever worked? Our enemies keep on dying in freak accidents, like crushed to death by lettuce after Pastor Al gets up in Church and asks Jesus to sends angles to tie that sinner up and toss her into a truck load of lettuce. Whose God is working now?

You really make no sense to me. You claim to be an atheist, someone who does denies the existence of God (even though we Christians know they secretly do believe in Him). Yet for all that non-belief in (as one disgusting atheist told me) in "fairy tales" you go pray to a god who you know is non-existent, who you know is impotent and perform acts that you find disgusting in his name. Were is the "reason" you atheists brag about so much in that?

Again, self-induced placebos. If I put a curse on them, they are removed from the Utopia I am creating for myself.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

Again, self-induced placebos. If I put a curse on them, they are removed from the Utopia I am creating for myself.

So in other words you are escaping from reality. So this what you atheists call "being part of the reality based community"?.

I was witnessing to an atheist once and I pointed out to him that the Barna Group showed Christians are much happier
than atheists. His reply was "someone who is on drugs is much happier than I am too." Is your' self created Utopia logical result of this observation?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Yo!

So since you've cursed me in your religion, does that mean I get to curse you? I hear Loki makes a terrible house guest... Enjoy!

Feel free. Why not get your fellow tard, the Jabber Masher, to use the Force against us while you're at it?

Actually, I'm an optimist, and I love myself.

Someone has to.

Esoteric alchemy; it has a lot more to do with symbols, then it does with substances.

Translated into English: it doesn't work.

If by power, you mean self-induced placebo, then yes I believe it comes from me

So your entire religion is nothing more than mental masturbation?

Rituals of blasphemy have the sole purpose of breaking any emotional bond to a previous religion which would hold a person back in the present; it can range from simply signing a contract to burning religious texts(such as the KJV1611).

No, they have the sole purpose of getting attention from your mommy, you tiresome little emo.

When I die, nothing will happen. I will live on in memory, but nothing else.

If, by "memory", you mean "Hell"!

Actually, no, I didn't. Meditation does not require incense. I only need to focus on my breath to meditate.

So what, did you hold your breath for too long and get brain damage? That'd explain it.

I don't believe in Hell. You might as well be telling me that the world is flat, the sky's a glass dome, that the earth was created only a few thousand years ago, and the earth is the centre of the universe!

The earth was created only a few thousand years ago, you insolent wretch! When do you think God created it?

No. I disagree with religions which say that Lust, Wrath, Envy, Greed, Sloth, Pride, and Gluttony are sins.

Lets see, I lust after Zack.
I get angry.
I envy rich folks.
I get greedy about my money.
I didn't feel like getting outta bed this morning.
I have a king-sized ego.
I eat thirds.(which surprises me that I only weigh 106 lbs).

So, you're a sinner, so you want someone to tell you that everything is groovy and fine and nothing you ever do can ever be wrong? Pathetic.

I just don't care to draw attention to myself.

Liar.

My 15 yr old brother and his friend are mostly atheist with only one pagan; they agree with much of what I believe.

Have you managed to get any of them to give you a mercy handjob yet?

Its a lot more active than some stupid game.

No. Playing dress-up is a stupid game.

Im anti-emo and the opposite of a psychic vampire(attention whore)

So you're a self-hating emo? Figures. Are you sure you're not a Joo?

Again, self-induced placebos. If I put a curse on them, they are removed from the Utopia I am creating for myself.

What? Are you planning on becoming an hero, or just spending another Friday night alone with two cans of supermarket own brand lager?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo!

Lets see, I lust after Zack.....for myself.

You misspelled my name again, queer.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Yo!

You misspelled my name again, queer.

And Pastor Zeke is MINE!!!!!!!!!

Did you seriously think he would take your little vienna Snausage over Meeeeeee?

Bwaaa haaaa haaa haaaaa!

Get lost ya little faggit. I have a hard enough time trying to reign him is at it is (because he is so busy with the flock).

Get JESUS or get Lost!

Pissssssssssssed! Sister Thumper

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: Yo!

Eh, just see what kinda sh*t I could get into here.

22 given me by me Great Grandfather Well, I would get 12 guage, but I have no money.

Well, ain't gonna make myself disappear, but I think I'll try makin a certain person I hate crash her car again!



Oo, fun... those demons got wipes and chains, I'll be perfectly fine

WIPES and chains?!! Sorry, I found that funny. But I am sure you will find some homers in the bondage clubs in San Francisco with wipes and chains. They chain their lover up. I do know that, but I'm thinking that the wipes are for cleaning before penetrating.

When you said Zach, you meant Zeke. No matter how yummy his picture may look to you, he ain't homer. Well that's not the impression he gives here. He has a fiance with a natural set of big hoo-ha's. So that right there should tell you that he likes the ladies, not dudes.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Shade

This 'shade' character is a sick dog, as several GODLY Sisters have pointed out! Even this new sister ChattyCathy or brattyyank, or whatever her name is can tell a homer when she sees one and Pastor ZEKE most certainly isn't!

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Don't flatter yourself, Zeke, you are not my type.

Zack is my boyfriend's name; medium dark blonde hair, blue eyes, firm buttocks, 6' tall, sweet, funny, kinkie, not religious, and(like myself) seemingly straight.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

and(like myself) seemingly straight.

Uh-huh..
You come across as very straight indeed, about half as straight as Elton John or so.

But then, all satanists are homosexuals.. (And all homosexuals are satanists!)
Just like all cathylick priests are pedophiles, and all pedophiles are cathylicks.