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  • shade
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    • Oct 2007
    • 54

    #61
    Re: Yo!

    The Good Doctor had daughters; cain't have 'em like that if ur gay. I also know fer fact that 'M' and 'E' are staight as can be!
    These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
    I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #62
      Re: Yo!

      Originally posted by shade View Post
      The Good Doctor had daughters; cain't have 'em like that if ur gay. I also know fer fact that 'M' and 'E' are staight as can be!
      So he had a faghag then?
      Well, the fact that he had one only confirms that he is gay. No straight man would ever have one.
      He may try to get children to cover up his homosexuality but the Holy Spirit sees right through such tricks..
      And the fact that he only had daughters only confirms that he is a fag, a lack of maleness ('male hormones' as the scientists would call it) most likely.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #63
        Re: Yo!

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Uh-huh..
        You come across as very straight indeed, about half as straight as Elton John or so.

        But then, all satanists are homosexuals.. (And all homosexuals are satanists!)
        Just like all cathylick priests are pedophiles, and all pedophiles are cathylicks.
        And all homosexuals are pedophiles, and all cathylicks are Satanists!
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        • shade
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          • Oct 2007
          • 54

          #64
          Re: Yo!

          I ain't no pepophile. Although I do have Catholic friends; Emy and Xan.
          These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
          I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #65
            Re: Yo!

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            Uh-huh..
            You come across as very straight indeed, about half as straight as Elton John or so.

            But then, all satanists are homosexuals.. (And all homosexuals are satanists!)
            Just like all cathylick priests are pedophiles, and all pedophiles are cathylicks.
            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            And all homosexuals are pedophiles, and all cathylicks are Satanists!
            I do believe we have the makings there for "killah", "chillin'" Christian Rap!

            Va and SS, please formulate a product? You'd both be best for this "art" because you both have your hands nearer than mine
            to the primal pulse of Youth.

            Praise Inspiration! It's all from God!

            PP

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #66
              Re: Yo!

              Originally posted by shade View Post
              Don't flatter yourself, Zeke, you are not my type.

              Zack is my boyfriend's name; medium dark blonde hair, blue eyes, firm buttocks, 6' tall, sweet, funny, kinkie, not religious, and(like myself) seemingly straight.
              Translation: This deluded sodomite has fallen for some poor heterosexual, and can't quite get its AIDS-addled little head around the fact that the man's not interested. How sad.
              Originally posted by shade View Post
              The Good Doctor had daughters; cain't have 'em like that if ur gay. I also know fer fact that 'M' and 'E' are staight as can be!
              Marx and Engels were as queer as you are, sinner!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #67
                Re: Yo!

                Originally posted by shade View Post
                HAH!

                I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).
                Y'all seem right about having an ego, shade. And having such an ego, y'all don't see how very silly you look. My Momma's serving girl has a son who is touched in the head (he ain't all there, he done ride the short bus), and y'all are making him look a whole lot smarter if you know what I mean. You better get saved quick, then ask the Lord for some smarts.
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                • Splitfoot
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 13

                  #68
                  Re: Yo!

                  Originally posted by shade View Post
                  Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
                  Hail thyself!



                  Hehe, yea, dat guy need to change his diet... and get a tan.
                  It saddens me that the Dark Lord's great name gets used by a mental invalid like you. I bet your cup size matches your self esteem. False ego doesn't make up for the fact that you a loser who is trying to convince himself hes worth more then the dog excrement on the side walk. "I'm a god but I don't even have any money"
                  It's ok Satan will have his way with you in hell and toss you on the dung heap where you belong. Time to take another hit.

                  Vaya con Diablos
                  Mister Splitfoot.

                  All Hail The Dark Lord Satan.
                  Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..... ~Sympathy for the Devil

                  You can't spell devil without evil ~Me

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