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  • Sidiovak
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2010
    • 12
    #1

    Gutentag!

    I hail from Deutschland. It is a European country. I have accepted Jesus Christ as my savior!

    My favorite bible verse is 2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version, of course)

    The reason I am called Sidiovak is because it sounds awesome.

    I come from Hill Valley, California. My Name is Martin.

    I like playing guitar, skateboarding, and making out with my girlfriend Jennifer. We are planning on getting married soon.

    I currently do not attend any church, because after reading the KJV1611 bible I realize that all religious faiths are blasphemous, except this one.
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    • Sidiovak
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2010
      • 12
      #2
      Re: Gutentag!

      I come from Germany, but now live in Hill Valley, sorry if that mixed anyone up.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Gutentag!

          I'm mixed up. I can't imagine how Sidiovak = Martin. It would be awesome if you owned a city of vacuums.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824
              #4
              Re: Gutentag!

              Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
              I like playing guitar, skateboarding, and making out with my girlfriend Jennifer. We are planning on getting married soon.
              Guitar is okay as long as your music is used to glorify the Name of the LORD. The skateboarding must stop, though.

              Save the "making out" until after you are married. If you intend to fellowship with us, there can be no more fornication. You must repent of your fornications to this point in your life before we will even eat with you.

              I Corinthians 5:9-11
              I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:               Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
              But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952
                  #5
                  Re: Gutentag!

                  Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                  I like playing guitar, skateboarding, and making out with my girlfriend Jennifer. We are planning on getting married soon.
                  I do hope that young Jennifer's maidenhead is still intact. As Brother Jedediah stated, God is none too fond of fornication.

                  Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
                  1st Corinthians 6:18
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    • Sidiovak
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 12
                      #6
                      Re: Gutentag!

                      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                      Guitar is okay as long as your music is used to glorify the Name of the LORD. The skateboarding must stop, though.
                      I play guitar because I enjoy it. I mostly play just random stuff that I play off the top of my. and the same thing goes for skateboard. They are both hobbies that I enjoy. I don't think that I should have to abide by rules set in a town half way across the country. Come to think of it, I can't find Freehold, Iowa on a map. Or Hill Valley for that matter.

                      And to Nobar King:
                      I just think that Sidiovak sounds cool.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Gutentag!

                          How old are you boy? What church does your father take you to?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Once was lost
                              ...but now is found.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 490
                              #8
                              Re: Gutentag!

                              I am called Sidiovak.

                              Son,that just don't sound Christian.

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                                • Dirk
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 1425
                                  #9
                                  Re: Gutentag!

                                  Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                                  I hail from Deutschland. It is a European country. I have accepted Jesus Christ as my savior!

                                  My favorite bible verse is 2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version, of course)

                                  The reason I am called Sidiovak is because it sounds awesome.

                                  I come from Hill Valley, California. My Name is Martin.

                                  I like playing guitar, skateboarding, and making out with my girlfriend Jennifer. We are planning on getting married soon.

                                  I currently do not attend any church, because after reading the KJV1611 bible I realize that all religious faiths are blasphemous, except this one.
                                  That is a good start! Plus, you're from a country that God loves.

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                                    • Sidiovak
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      • Jul 2010
                                      • 12
                                      #10
                                      Re: Gutentag!

                                      Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                                      I am called Sidiovak.

                                      Son,that just don't sound Christian.
                                      I know it doesn't sound Christian. I go by that here because it sounds cool. And my name is Marty (or, if you want to formally address me, Martin).

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Gutentag!

                                          Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                                          I know it doesn't sound Christian. I go by that here because it sounds cool. And my name is Marty (or, if you want to formally address me, Martin).
                                          How old are you Marty? Tell the truth.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Sidiovak
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 12
                                              #12
                                              Re: Gutentag!

                                              I am 24 (born October 26 1985).

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Gutentag!

                                                  Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                                                  I am 24 (born October 26 1985).
                                                  Are you mentally slow or something? I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just asking if you have some mental issues. I don't want people to pick on cripples here on God's favorite forum.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Sidiovak
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 12
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Gutentag!

                                                      No, I am not. I am not crippled, and, luckily, never have been. I am not mentally slow either. I don't know where you got that from. Maybe from the time it took to reply to you.

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                                                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • May 2010
                                                          • 8337
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Gutentag!

                                                          Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                                                          No, I am not. I am not crippled, and, luckily, never have been. I am not mentally slow either. I don't know where you got that from. Maybe from the time it took to reply to you.
                                                          You are twenty four and you still skateboard. I figured you had Down syndrome or something.
                                                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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