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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Gutentag!

    Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
    No, I am not. I am not crippled, and, luckily, never have been. I am not mentally slow either. I don't know where you got that from. Maybe from the time it took to reply to you.
    I'm wondering why you haven't accepted Christ as your personal Savior yet. The time is now, Marty. That's why He called you here to His favorite forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Sidiovak
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2010
        • 12
        #17
        Re: Gutentag!

        That's kind of an Unrighteous judgment. I have tried to stop because Jennifer thinks I'm going to hurt myself. But it's pretty fun, and I'm good at it.

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #18
            Re: Gutentag!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'm wondering why you haven't accepted Christ as your personal Savior yet. The time is now, Marty. That's why He called you here to His favorite forum.
            Maybe The One True God nudge him here with His Noodly Appendage so he would come across me, so I could help him understand the TRUTH, the wondrous Noodly Truth.
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              • Sidiovak
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2010
                • 12
                #19
                Re: Gutentag!

                And I have accepted Christ as my personal savior.

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                  • Mark Christ
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 84
                    #20
                    Re: Gutentag!

                    Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                    That's kind of an Unrighteous judgment. I have tried to stop because Jennifer thinks I'm going to hurt myself. But it's pretty fun, and I'm good at it.
                    Are you talking about skateboarding or the M word? masterbation

                    Either way, stop it now.

                    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                      • Disciple_of_Word
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 14
                        #21
                        Re: Gutentag!

                        Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                        Gutentag
                        What demon tongue are you speaking? I rebuke you!!
                        John 1:14a - "And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us"
                        Sinclair Lewis - "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"

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                          • Brother Snapper Grogan
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 608
                            #22
                            Re: Gutentag!

                            Marty, I think you should consider this:

                            Originally posted by 1 Corinthians 13:11
                            When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
                            You're a man now. It's time to start thinking of serious things like getting a job, getting married, making soldiers for Jesus, buying a truck and some guns, and generally being a God-fearing Christian American.

                            Don't you think so?
                            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                              • Morgana
                                Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 129
                                #23
                                Re: Gutentag!

                                Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                                I hail from Deutschland. It is a European country. I have accepted Jesus Christ as my savior!

                                My favorite bible verse is 2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version, of course)

                                The reason I am called Sidiovak is because it sounds awesome.

                                I come from Hill Valley, California. My Name is Martin.

                                I like playing guitar, skateboarding, and making out with my girlfriend Jennifer. We are planning on getting married soon.

                                I currently do not attend any church, because after reading the KJV1611 bible I realize that all religious faiths are blasphemous, except this one.
                                [Demon speak deleted. ]

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                                  • Once was lost
                                    ...but now is found.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 490
                                    #24
                                    Re: Gutentag!

                                    Marty,my boy,listen to me and take my advice. Even if you stop Skateboarding you should still wear your Helmet. (even to Bed)

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