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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #46
    Re: Yeah Whatever

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    You are the one that is having trouble with faith. Why else would you be here on on this forum.

    Once again you bring up stuff that does not concern you. If you are trying to shame me, well bully for you. I was honest and did not lie. If anyone has any further questions they can PM me.

    I am sick of you stalking and pestering me. You are nothing but a pervert. Go away and leave me alone. Go and suck on some noodles and play with your drunken strippers and cabin boys.
    I have never said anything perverted to you, any perceived perversion is purely the work of your own mind.

    I am not the one who has openly admitted to being a Lesbian who then goes on to accuse people of living a whore lifestyle, or ask questions like
    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    What about all the child's suffering and torment it will receive from your choice.
    When a woman says she is thinking of bringing up children in a same sex household.

    Now I have made it very clear that God - The Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches us that a persons sexuality is something between them and their partner(s), you on the other hand perpetuate a contrary point of view while not adhering to it yourself.

    Remember it is not just me that is asking this question, I am asking it to clarify if you are being hypocritical or not, the "true christians" are asking the same question to find out is you really are a "true christian" as they claim their deity defines one.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #47
      Re: Yeah Whatever

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Pirate dribble
      Look I am sick of you. If you don't stop with you rubbish this will be the last comment I will ever post to you. I will also block you.

      Once again you bring up stuff that does not concern you. If you are trying to shame me, well bully for you. I was honest and did not lie. If anyone has any further questions they can PM me.

      I am sick of you stalking and pestering me. You are nothing but a pervert. Go away and leave me alone. Go and suck on some noodles and play with your drunken strippers and cabin boys
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #48
        Re: Yeah Whatever

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Look I am sick of you. If you don't stop with you rubbish this will be the last comment I will ever post to you. I will also block you.

        Once again you bring up stuff that does not concern you. If you are trying to shame me, well bully for you. I was honest and did not lie. If anyone has any further questions they can PM me.

        I am sick of you stalking and pestering me. You are nothing but a pervert. Go away and leave me alone. Go and suck on some noodles and play with your drunken strippers and cabin boys
        I do not doubt that you were honest when you declared your sexuality, but in criticising others for theirs you are negating that honesty.

        You may well block me, but if you continue to hound people for being no different to yourself I will continue to post, even if you have me blocked they will be able to see what I post and what you have said in the past.

        Now if you want to start the debate with the "true christians" that male homosexuality is a sin while not so for a woman that is a different point, and to peruse male homosexuals would be consistent with that view.
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #49
          Re: Yeah Whatever

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          I do not doubt that you were honest when you declared your sexuality, but in criticising others for theirs you are negating that honesty.

          You may well block me, but if you continue to hound people for being no different to yourself I will continue to post, even if you have me blocked they will be able to see what I post and what you have said in the past.

          Now if you want to start the debate with the "true christians" that male homosexuality is a sin while not so for a woman that is a different point, and to peruse male homosexuals would be consistent with that view.
          Good-bye Jo Freddie. You had your chance and blew it.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #50
            Re: Yeah Whatever

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Good-bye Jo Freddie. You had your chance and blew it.
            Ah poor Lisa, such a turbulent soul.
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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #51
              Re: Yeah Whatever

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              You are the one that is having trouble with faith. Why else would you be here on on this forum.
              I don't know why he is here either, if it were up to me he would have been banned 1400 posts ago! He only serves to show how ridiculous other religions are in comparison to Christianity. Flying Spaghetti Monster, HA! I can't believe he believes that junk with his only proof being a italian cookery book.

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Once again you bring up stuff that does not concern you. If you are trying to shame me, well bully for you. I was honest and did not lie. If anyone has any further questions they can PM me.
              Lisa Lisa Lisa, I know you are embarrassed but it really is time to just tell Jo Freddie that you are NOT a Lesbean and stop this whole charade. You changed your name from LordsLesbian to a respectable and formal Lisa H - this showed me:
              a) You have been touched by Jesus whilst on this forum
              b) You are no longer a lesbean.
              c) You are serious about being Saved©

              If I can see it, why can't you? It's time to explore yourself, and push that demonic disease out.

              I do not doubt you have suffered with the gay for a long time, but this needs to stop RIGHT NOW. You are well aware that any homersexrual activity is forbidden and hated by the LORD, it is an abomination that he will not stand for. Lesbean, gay, it's is all forbidden - you can not get round it as a girl just because you are not necessarily getting things put into your anus every night.

              Lisa, bear in mind these points for someone who is a lesbeen, they:
              1) Will suffer in the fires of hell for eternity, their breasts will drop off like the burnt end of a match.
              2) Will never have any Children For Christ, Jesus won't be happy with your wasted wombspace.
              3) Seen as perverts/peedophiles by everyone.

              That's not you, I know it's not. You seem like such a nice Christian™ girl, but I am starting to worry A LOT about this bump in the road. It might be hard to leave your past behind, but us True Christians™ will be right behind you supporting you. Everyone here wants to help cure you - have you tried the "Pray the Gay Away" program? Have you been ministered by Rev. Jim? He is renowned for his experience in fixing lesbeens, and he will help you revisit your past to see exactly where it was things started going wrong. Women who have never been with men will be able to experience it first hand with Rev. Jim. You and him will find have some sticky patches for sure, but it will be worth it when you're shaking hands with Jesus in Heaven.

              Lets just put this rubbish to bed (and I'm not talking about my wife!), there are certain things that cannot be let slide. I didn't want to make a (brokeback) mountain out of this molehill, but I can't understand why you are lying to yourself .
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #52
                Re: Yeah Whatever

                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                - have you tried the "Pray the Gay Away" program?
                Sister Charli posts Lisa a badge.

                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951

                  #53
                  Re: Yeah Whatever

                  Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                  Sister Charli posts Lisa a badge.

                  Bless your kind soul, Sister.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • Las Vegas Larry
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 85

                    #54
                    Re: Yeah Whatever

                    I thought this thread was about ME!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #55
                      Re: Yeah Whatever

                      Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                      I thought this thread was about ME!!
                      You could have picked a more specific thread title.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Brother Alex
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 860

                        #56
                        Re: Yeah Whatever

                        Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                        I thought this thread was about ME!!
                        Friend, the world does not revolve around you. Shouldn't you be more focused on praising Lord instead of posing such unintelligent questions?
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #57
                          Re: Yeah Whatever

                          Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                          I thought this thread was about ME!!
                          This thread is about "Yeah Whatever." You made your bed, now lay in it.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #58
                            Re: Yeah Whatever

                            Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                            I thought this thread was about ME!!
                            Yeah, Larry. Just you and your leisure suit

                            And he wonders why he got a 'homer' icon

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #59
                              Re: Yeah Whatever

                              This image comes to mind:
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                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              • Las Vegas Larry
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 85

                                #60
                                Re: Yeah Whatever

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Yeah, Larry. Just you and your leisure suit

                                And he wonders why he got a 'homer' icon
                                Listen sweetheart, I am not gay. And like the rest of the country, my "leisure suits" went to the Good Will by the end of 2008.

                                You look a little prudish and probably belong in a Bingo Parlor out here, but Vegas can do wonders to improve your appearance.

                                Larry Loves you Baby!

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