[Jo Freddie]

Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

you really make no sense ye silly butt pirate... burn in hell yew homo!!!

Let me see if I can make this easier for the hard of understanding

Who i am is not important sir what's important is to worship the lord christ Jay all mighty!!!

Friend,

Christ's proper name is impotent, that's why using it in vain is against the Third Commandment.

Are you mocking God by making a cheep joke at the expense of Christianity? We TRUE Christians™ have zero tolerance for people making a few, cheep jokes at the expense of our Risen Savior.

What about the proper name of your god? if it is OK to use a nicknames such as god, our lord or our lord god for daddy then why is it not OK to use them for Jr?

You see I was responding to Bobby-Joe and his criticism of Heratio Christofison - YOU

[Jo Freddie]

Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

Have we not already been here Pasta Boy?

Genesis chapter 2. The very second chapter of God's Holy Word says it is OK to call him Lord and God.

Genesis 2:4 (King James Version)
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,

Neither of which are "nicknames".

Yes we did cover this before and it is no less true that the terms used in the kjv1611 collected fairy tales to reference your imaginary friend are but nicknames and not its name.

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

Let me see if I can make this easier for the hard of understanding




You see I was responding to Bobby-Joe and his criticism of Heratio Christofison - YOU

i will not appreciate yewr response man!! for yew have mock the lord jay's with yewr pasta monster!!... no body criticizes me here... & it does not matter if they criticizes me as long as no one here criticizes the lord christ jeysus!!!!

[Sister Charli]

Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

Have we not already been here Pasta Boy?

Genesis chapter 2. The very second chapter of God's Holy Word says it is OK to call him Lord and God.

Genesis 2:4 (King James Version)
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,

Neither of which are "nicknames".

Yes we did cover this before and it is no less true that the terms used in the kjv1611 collected fairy tales to reference your imaginary friend are but nicknames and not its name.

Mr Pastaboy. You are sounding like a cracked record. Bleating like a lamb. Dripping like a tap. Nagging like a wife!

Proverbs 27:15 (King James Version)
15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

Mr Pastaboy. You are sounding like a cracked record. Bleating like a lamb. Dripping like a tap. Nagging like a wife!

Proverbs 27:15 (King James Version)
15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

Not much of a response, refusing to discuss that fact that you do not know the name of your deity and can only refer to it by nickname.
Where as I do know the name of God

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

1. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

A Condensed History of the World
Five Thousand Years Ago:
The Beginning

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is.

Now seeing as the kjv1611 collected fairy tales only uses nicknames for your deity how can you be sure the God is not THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?