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  • Heratio Christofison
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 55
    #1

    IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS....

    10 like the 10 commandments..... perhaps he could've reconcile with the all mighty Jesus in the gate of heaven....

    but I personally think he's burning in hell right now because as the scripture said ...    ..Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood. (Jeremiah 48:10 )
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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951
      #2
      Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

      Hello. Who are you?
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339
          #3
          Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
          Hello. Who are you?
          He is this fruit cake
          GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!
          I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH DIRTY MONEY SCROUNGING JEWS THE OTHER DAY!
          SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!

          Even I know what the introduction area is for... maybe you should explain it to him Chris.
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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951
              #4
              Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              He is this fruit cake
              GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!
              I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH DIRTY MONEY SCROUNGING JEWS THE OTHER DAY!
              SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!

              Even I know what the introduction area is for... maybe you should explain it to him Chris.
              Ugh, he seems to be brimming with hate; not my cup of tea.

              Introduction section Heratio, is for introducing yourself... tell us about your Church, favourite Bible verse, baptism, and anything else you think we will be interested in. Thank you.
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070
                  #5
                  Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  He is this fruit cake
                  GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!
                  I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH DIRTY MONEY SCROUNGING JEWS THE OTHER DAY!
                  SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!

                  Even I know what the introduction area is for... maybe you should explain it to him Chris.
                  I thought he would be an ideal follower for you Freddie
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Heratio Christofison
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 55
                      #6
                      Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                      Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                      Ugh, he seems to be brimming with hate; not my cup of tea.

                      Introduction section Heratio, is for introducing yourself... tell us about your Church, favourite Bible verse, baptism, and anything else you think we will be interested in. Thank you.
                      I introduced my self already for i am the one true follower of lord christ Jay all mighty!!... but on the other hand who i am is not important it is the message that the lord christ jay hasth brought upon me for i am just a messanger of the lord!!!

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                        • mosh_mosh
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 32
                          #7
                          Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                          Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
                          I introduced my self already for i am the one true follower of lord christ Jay all mighty!!... but on the other hand who i am is not important it is the message that the lord christ jay hasth brought upon me for i am just a messanger of the lord!!!
                          his name is Jesus Christ

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                            • Heratio Christofison
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 55
                              #8
                              Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                              Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                              Ugh, he seems to be brimming with hate; not my cup of tea.

                              Introduction section Heratio, is for introducing yourself... tell us about your Church, favourite Bible verse, baptism, and anything else you think we will be interested in. Thank you.
                              Who i am is not important sir what's important is to worship the lord christ Jay all mighty!!!

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                                • Bobby-Joe
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                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 18405
                                  #9
                                  Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                  Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
                                  Who i am is not important sir what's important is to worship the lord christ Jay all mighty!!!
                                  Friend,

                                  Christ's proper name is impotent, that's why using it in vain is against the Third Commandment.

                                  Are you mocking God by making a cheep joke at the expense of Christianity? We TRUE Christians(tm) have zero tolerance for people making a few, cheep jokes at the expense of our Risen Savior.

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                                    • Heratio Christofison
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Jul 2010
                                      • 55
                                      #10
                                      Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                      Friend,

                                      Christ's proper name is impotent, that's why using it in vain is against the Third Commandment.

                                      Are you mocking God by making a cheep joke at the expense of Christianity? We TRUE Christians™ have zero tolerance for people making a few, cheep jokes at the expense of our Risen Savior.
                                      nope i will never mock the lord!!!!... i love him so much i tell yew its just that me and jesus has been so close for a long long time we call each other by nick names!!..

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                                        • Jo Freddie
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                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 6339
                                          #11
                                          Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                          Friend,

                                          Christ's proper name is impotent, that's why using it in vain is against the Third Commandment.

                                          Are you mocking God by making a cheep joke at the expense of Christianity? We TRUE Christians™ have zero tolerance for people making a few, cheep jokes at the expense of our Risen Savior.
                                          What about the proper name of your god? if it is OK to use a nicknames such as god, our lord or our lord god for daddy then why is it not OK to use them for Jr?
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                                            • Heratio Christofison
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 55
                                              #12
                                              Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                              What about the proper name of your god? if it is OK to use a nicknames such as god, our lord or our lord god for daddy then why is it not OK to use them for Jr?
                                              yew have to be familiar with jeysus first in order for him to let yew call him by nick names freddie!!!.. unfortunately yewr not familiar with jeysus, but in yewr spaghetti monster lol... yew crazy loon!!!!

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                                                • Jo Freddie
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                                                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                  • 6339
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                                  Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
                                                  yew have to be familiar with jeysus first in order for him to let yew call him by nick names freddie!!!.. unfortunately yewr not familiar with jeysus, but in yewr spaghetti monster lol... yew crazy loon!!!!
                                                  I have no need of you imaginary friend as I know the One True God - The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                                                  I would also point out that I was responding to an criticism of YOU Heratio.
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                                                    • Heratio Christofison
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 55
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                      I have no need of you imaginary friend as I know the One True God - The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                                                      I would also point out that I was responding to an criticism of YOU Heratio.
                                                      you really make no sense ye silly butt pirate... burn in hell yew homo!!!

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                                                        • Sister Charli
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 1590
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: IF ONLY HITLER DESTROY 10 MILLIONS UNBELIEVING JESUS KILLERS.

                                                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                          What about the proper name of your god? if it is OK to use a nicknames such as god, our lord or our lord god for daddy then why is it not OK to use them for Jr?
                                                          Have we not already been here Pasta Boy?

                                                          Genesis chapter 2. The very second chapter of God's Holy Word says it is OK to call him Lord and God.

                                                          Genesis 2:4 (King James Version)
                                                          4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
                                                          Neither of which are "nicknames".
                                                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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