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  • Knight of knowing
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2010
    • 34

    #1

    Hello everyone

    Hello everybody,

    My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

    I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

    I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

    I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

    Michael
  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
    I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.
    Hello Michael.

    You have a wife and a non judging man?

    Are you a gay boy polygamist?
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      @ Knight of [vulgar godmocking word deleted]

      Why do you come here with a name that glorifies fornication? You imply that you are promiscuous, and could even have multiple partners. Are you one of those "swingers"?

      You say you are a non-judging man. I suggest you exercise some judgment in the future.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone

        Hello Michael, welcome. You are correct in that we strongly believe that to achieve Salvation© we must follow the Word of God - The Bible - to the letter.

        So, are you a Christian?

        We are not here to interest you in any way, we are here to worship, so if you thought you'd come here to mock us then leave now. If you are here to join hands with us and shout Glory from every mountaintop for Jesus, then I hope to hear more from you.
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
          Hello everybody,

          My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

          I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

          I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

          I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

          Michael
          Michael, are you one of those people that go to Amish communities and just stare or maybe make a joke about not believing in buttons?
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #6
            Re: Hello everyone

            Look little boy. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Go and read the Bible.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: Hello everyone

              Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
              Hello everybody,

              My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

              I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

              I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

              I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

              Michael
              Why are you here out of morbid curiousity? You make my blood boil just by your way of speaking. I hope you are going to be saved.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Hello everyone

                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                Why are you here out of morbid curiousity? You make my blood boil just by your way of speaking. I hope you are going to be saved.
                Take a deep breath Dirk and remember your anger management counselling, you can get through this without breaking another keyboard.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Take a deep breath Dirk and remember your anger management counselling, you can get through this without breaking another keyboard.
                  Listen here pirate boy, I don't need your advice. I am a calm person who never gets angry unlike you! You provoke jealousy towards God with your strange pasta god.

                  Deuteronomy 32:16

                  They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everyone

                    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                    Listen here pirate boy, I don't need your advice. I am a calm person who never gets angry unlike you! You provoke jealousy towards God with your strange pasta god.

                    Deuteronomy 32:16

                    They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.
                    Oh course you don't Dirk...
                    As for God...

                    Frequently Asked Questions
                    *As transcribed by Alpaca and Qwertyuiopasd
                    1 Ages ago, there was a young, inquisitive pirate who was called Frequently. He had a tendency to ask a lot of questions
                    2 One day, his mates told him of the glory that was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
                    3 Wanting to know more, Frequently sought out the wise and learned Dalai Llama, who was in fact an alpaca, and Frequently Asked Questions.

                    64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
                    65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
                    66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
                    67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
                    68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
                    69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
                    70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
                    71 He doesn'tmind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
                    72 Especially the sharing part.
                    73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
                    74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everyone

                      Welcome Knight of Knowledge.

                      Although some of the postings above may seem hostile, you have to realize how many trolls that we get on this forum. We're rather tired of having to deal with God-mocking trolls day in and day out.

                      Pastor Zeke usually posts this thread
                      Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.

                      It gives a good explanation of what we're all about.

                      So could you tell us more about yourself?
                      Drama queen

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everyone

                        I'd like to know what church you attend, friend. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Joshua Godwins
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 88

                          #13
                          Re: Hello everyone

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          Hello everybody,

                          My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity.
                          Greetings Michael and welcome. I'm not sure I understand why your curiosity would be morbid, which usually means fatal. Jesus has led you here so that you have an opportunity for eternal life!

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.
                          You heard right!

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.
                          This is all about praising Jesus. What we think is far less important than what we believe. We believe that the Lord Jesus Christ will offer Salvation to all who repent of their sins and ask for His Divine Grace. We know this to be true through our thorough study of the King James Authorized Bible of 1611.

                          Look at it this way, after Satan destroyed his property and murdered his family this is what Job had to say.

                          Job 1 verses 20 - 23

                          20Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
                          21And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
                          22In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.

                          This is how all of us here feel. We praise Jesus in both times of trial and times of joy.

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.
                          You might want to think about your phrasing. It does sound as if you are keeping a non judging man in your household. I'm sure that is not what you meant. Try this "I am a 32 year old married man. My peers see me as non judgmental."

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

                          Michael
                          Stick around, you'll learn much
                          In His Name, Joshua

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